hnnng, had the most stressful wifi session.
played this diddy player a few days ago, only got 2 games in before he had to leave (might've been 1-1? idk). today played him again, i'm using falco and it's pretty much even the whole time. but what i noticed is that he constantly rolls behind me, to where he's almost on top of me. and since it's wifi, i can't really punish it before he throws out a move/grabs me.
so i wind up behind and start laser camping. suddenly he dc's and messages me complaining about camping and how its "punkish and noobish". now i would be laughing at this point, except he keeps winning because of wifi tactics, so he thinks he's a better player than i am. then we just start offing to different other characters and he still resorts to roll behind or (when he played snake) throwing out random fsmashes, and wins because of it. thinking back i should've gone rage g&w, but i just got frustrated and left/removed him without saying anything.
also are you automatically a complete tool if your taunt messages consist of "owned noob" and "why bother?"