Out do the person above you

[The Dinkoman]

I know there's been a lot of any thread with "the person above you" in it. But in this game I have completely changed the field of it.

In this game, You simply use bigger or less words to describe (or state again) the post above you.

So I'll start off:

"A computer once beat me at chess but it was no match for me at kick boxing"

 

[damezguy]

this guy above is inconsistent against cpus.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Humanoids have complete control over machines.

 

[Frown]

I can control the CPU in training mode

 

[XACE-K]

I control Frown's life.

 

[Conspiricy]

I own XACE-K's soul and Hard-drive.

 

[1048576]

I legally bought the families and immediate descendants of all the people Conspiracy has ever known

 

[The Dinkoman]

I'm a stalker and a kidnapper.

Spoiler

NOT REALLY THOUGH KTHX.

 

[Dogysamich]

I can read your patterns and i know when you're not paying attention.

 

[karthik_king]

I pay more attention than the person above me

 

[jigglyppuff8]

I have enough money to pay attention and all of his buddies.

 

[The Dinkoman]

I'm rich, but not self centered.

 

[Scott!]

I make my own money and never think about myself at all.

 

[A1lion835]

I have absolutely no life at all.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

I've made half of all the posts on 4chan.

 

[A1lion835]

I'm an active poster on a site dedicated to a series of videogames.

 

[The Dinkoman]

I'm on smashboards.com

 

[A1lion835]

I'm on the site I'm posting on.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

I'm on, yet not on at the same time.

 

[Conspiricy]

I am all that is on, off or inbetween, I AM DIGITAL!

 

[The Dinkoman]

I am not existing in the physical world of matter, but I do exist in the computer world.

 

[XACE-K]

I can ask for 5 dollars.

Spoiler

If you don't get this, don't worry. It's a Dinkoman thing.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

I can get 5 dollars by just looking at a guy.

 

[LewsTherin]

I already have 5 dollars.

 

[Grunt]

8======================D
amidoinitrite?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

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I can do it sideways.

 

[The Dinkoman]

I can do it sideways.

Spoiler

Thats what she said!

I am capable of doing things reversely.

 

[XACE-K]

.ylesrever sgniht ghiod fo elbapac ma I

:D

 

[Conspiricy]

.em sa llew sa ton tuB

!hctib

!thgindoog dna uoy knaht

 

[jigglyppuff8]

.ʇɐɥʍ .uʍop ǝpısdn

 

[Dogysamich]

I'm so good i dont need fancy directional mindgames

(that upsidedown is hot though, im not gunna lie)

 

[1048576]

I am everything. Always

 

[The Dinkoman]

I am God's fist.

 

[A1lion835]

I technically don't exist.

 

[Frown]

I'm tiers.

 

[A1lion835]

I don exits.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Enter this way ---->

 

[jigglyppuff8]

I enter through the exit sign.

 

[smashbot226]

The spaces between my knuckles are all exits- to purgatory.

 

[Scott!]

I am Knuckles.