Josh: Shayna is interested in dating a music major, she plays tuba and put a good word in for you tallish good looks.
Dawg: Falco > Fox, always has been, and nobody but me realized this until recently but they're still dumb enough to think Fox is top of the tiers. Eventually everyone will realize Pichu >> Fox + Falco. Also, you'd better hurry on your return to get all the girls, because George snagged Jaymie, J-rad is swooping down on Shayna, and I have Kat clutched in my talons. You might be left with Foos (but I saw some questionable action between him and James last TANG).
Duke: I don't have to explain anything. Just memorize what I say and live your life by it.
Dawg: Falco > Fox, always has been, and nobody but me realized this until recently but they're still dumb enough to think Fox is top of the tiers. Eventually everyone will realize Pichu >> Fox + Falco. Also, you'd better hurry on your return to get all the girls, because George snagged Jaymie, J-rad is swooping down on Shayna, and I have Kat clutched in my talons. You might be left with Foos (but I saw some questionable action between him and James last TANG).
Duke: I don't have to explain anything. Just memorize what I say and live your life by it.