First I need to set the game on the lovely shrine I set up for it and worship it for several hours. After that I'll smell the plastic, neatly cut it off into one scrap and put it in a jar and seal it to keep it fresh. Then, I will rub the game's case all over my body before I open it. When the case is opened, I will stare at the game card for a few minutes and rub the sticker on it. I will remove the instruction booklet and Club Nintendo pamphlet, read them until I have every word memorized and can recite them in reverse and then neatly replace the booklets in their proper location. Then, I will slowly remove the Game Card, turn it over in my hand and read the serial number on the back. Then I will pick up my 3DS and insert the game card in slow-motion. Then I carefully open the system, and gently press down on the power button. When I see the Smash 4 3DS icon in my 3DS menu I will select it by pressing the A button after highlighting it. Then, as the game starts up for the first time, I black out and when I wake up again I have unlocked every unlockable and played several thousand matches. Then I repeat the cycle. This is a joke in case you can't tell.