Often a strange adventure of all-star battle; PlayStation 3 fighter trailer goes live

[standardtoaster]

HotH why did you lie to me :<

 

[Kink-Link5]

Good thing I expected it to be "Smash is canceled forever."

 

[Kirbunny431]

You're a monster, Holder.

 

[BeatNinja]

I knew it was a lie....But I checked anyway...

 

[DakotaBonez]

My hype is ready.

 

[BirthNote]

Or my axe.




....But in all seriousness, I just want this done and over with.

Yes. I'm glad I decided to see fireworks instead of wait for whatever the heck this unveiling is.

 

[DakotaBonez]

I almost skipped fireworks for this!?!
The reason pressing tab highlights them out of order is because every day they added images out of order and it goes in order of oldest to newest.
The better question to ask is...
Why is this text "All Star Battle" typed in English
and showing notably American icons like the Statue of Liberty, Cows, and stuff from England like a horse carriage and truffles?

 

[Johnknight1]

Man, Sakurai is posting some weird crap on Twitter again!

Spoiler

Melee to come out in 2001 confirmed

 

[standardtoaster]

What did he post?

 

[Kirbunny431]

I can't tell any more. Are you being serious about Sakurai posting weird stuff on Twitter?

I doubt that it matters, but still.

 

[Holder of the Heel]

Bahah sorry guys. <3 Nothing personal, just wanted a laugh, thankies.

Google translate says his last one was an hour ago, "death also." And another "Being moved to Kyoto with Sororisorori ..." and then finally "Ghirahimu for Smash Brothers".

 

[BeatNinja]

Sakurai you crazy man you~

 

[Johnknight1]

Sakurai just posted something about death and moving to Kyoto or going there or something like that.

Sometimes Sakurai tweets the most random stuff. It makes me wonder if the inventor of smash bros is secretly a madman...

 

[Holder of the Heel]

Not to mention his team likes to spend hours drawing things on the whiteboards instead of developing the game.

 

[DakotaBonez]

Guess we wait til 12:00.
Man I'm browsing the net on my wii with a bad connection. Someone post a link to Sakurai's twitter? Ask him why this All Star page is in english. Then tell him to add google chrome to Wii's so I can translate his twitter.
I bet the Japanese version of the Nintendo channel are laughin their arses off right now.

 

[Kirbunny431]

and then finally "Ghirahimu for Smash Brothers".

Stop doing that! You made my heart skip a beat. Curse you, Holder!

 

[BirthNote]

Bahah sorry guys. <3 Nothing personal, just wanted a laugh, thankies.

Google translate says his last one was an hour ago, "death also." And another "Being moved to Kyoto with Sororisorori ..." and then finally "Ghirahimu for Smash Brothers".

You don't know how happy I am to have NOT fallen for your tricks. Man, I would've been pissed...

 

[Kink-Link5]

Master of a thousand trolls

 

[BeatNinja]

And we love him more because of it.

 

[Zankoku]

Guess we wait til 12:00.

What happens at 12:00? It becomes 4PM in Japan?

 

[Kink-Link5]

At 4:00 she grabs you, then she just keeps regrabbing you. The Damage Proration makes her only do like 1 damage after the 8th regrab but that doesn't matter.

She just keeps grabbing you.

 

[DakotaBonez]

What happens at 12:00? It becomes 4PM in Japan?

Yeah well it seems obvious this page is aimed towards westerners. Because we love Cow burgers and cuttlefish and raisins and we all ride on horses like cowboys when we aint chillin in Disney aquariums or NYC.

 

[Kink-Link5]

You forgot about our national pastime of staring directly into the sun.

 

[BeatNinja]

And riding horses

 

[DakotaBonez]

Is that a pic of a sunset or a sunrise.
It looks like a sun set. And the sun sets in the west.

 

[Kink-Link5]

Journey to the West characters confirmed for Smash4.

 

[Johnknight1]

Ghirahim will be lucky if he's a trophy; he's ain't be playable. ;P

What happens at 12:00? It becomes 4PM in Japan?

If it's a smash bros.-related thing, then at 12 PST, it would update like the 2nd (and final) Brawl Dojo. At least it would be a funny reference.

I don't think an update or anything will happen then, but it's within the realm of possibility.

 

[DakotaBonez]

Kink-Link's comments make me wish there was a like button for posts

 

[BeatNinja]

I think we'll see something in the morning.

 

[Holder of the Heel]

Haha but Kirbunny, being so easily moved and tricked is endearing, be proud, and continue to fall for tricks! More specifically, mine. But I'm done for now, promise.

And John... you'll pay for that shot at Demon Lord Ghirahimu.
Hate how this site is going to keep me up and lurking to see what it is... sigh..

 

[BeatNinja]

Tricking the easily tricked since 2011

 

[Johnknight1]

I thought America's National Pastime was watching the traditional powerhouse NFL football teams (Steelers, Cowboys, 49ers, Giants, and Packers) beat up on the traditional weak teams (Browns, Bengals, Falcons, Buccaneers, and Lions), and seeing all the players from those weaker teams get injured, beaten up, and ganged up on by the strong.

And John... you'll pay for that shot at Demon Lord Ghirahimu.

Sorry, but he's staying only in Skyward Sword, which, as we all know, is like a time capsule that will never be revisited because it was only an average Legend of Zelda title.

 

[DakotaBonez]

ehr mher gherd! Smersh Brersh derjer!
Skyward Sword was the hypest man! Did you even play it or did you just blank out those 300 hours of yo life?

 

[Ecks]

Ah, so nothing happened after all. I have to admit I wasn't expecting it to reach zero.

 

[Xubble]

At sunrise on the East Coast, we will all be picked up in a horse and buggy, visit an aquarium (and take a particularly close look at a nautilus), and proceed to have lunch on a farm where we will eat raisins while being licked by cows.

ALL STAR BATTLE

Seriously guys, how hard was it to interpret THAT?

 

[Kink-Link5]

pfft my analysis is like

at least 5 trillion times better.

 

[DakotaBonez]

Wait lemme think. You see the front of the Statue of Liberty when you are facing West right?
Or does the statue look west?

Whatever still hyped for
Super Nautilous Horse Buggy Bros

 

[BeatNinja]

Super Smash Bros 4: Average Day Out. Winter 2015

Already pre-ordered.

 

[DakotaBonez]

Dats right Amelica. Enjoy your laisins and horse buggys while you can. You're time is up. We Stlike at Zelo!

 

[Kink-Link5]

Amerldnica*
Rldnaisins*
Zerldno*

The "Japanese R" is actually really pretty sounding around most vowels.