Official SV AZ Thread - Brawl Sux (We <3 Melee!) Updated (6/08/10) - We Miss You Joey

[Smurfy EXE]

How come no one can spell my name right??!!

It's S-E-B-A-S-T-I-A-N

Kosugay!!! ONLY THE BEST PLAYERS ARE FRUM SV!!!

Sorry Jeffy I didn't say anything aboot you... Sorry, so Here I go!

Jeff - Thanks for being my walking book of Melee and being oh so very kind to me, eben though I thought you were some complete failure at Melee the first time I saw you (I'M DEAD SERIOUS) BUt I still like ya dude

NO HOMO

Andy - Joe listens!

Adam - ******

Kosugay - ******

Joe - Rawr! You makes me chuckle also and you always helpin and encouragin me

Joey - I'm winning our FFVII Batttle! I'm on ***** 3!!!

Mikey - ******!!!!! DOUCHEBAG!!!

 

[Sam-R-I Grega]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH im back and its been a while last year leave me alone joey (YOUR BETTER THAN ME!!!!!!!!) + you wouldnt leave me alone at the tournthingy i made good friends with andy touched base with joey kida MET A NOOB WORSE THAN ME!!! besides he can super wave dash REpTaRd, (kyle) to bad andy is leaving though i only met him twice and + it was weird how jeff kept calling me SMurf JR i think which i can under stand and cant at the same time NICKKNIGHT NICKKNIGHT NICKKNIGHT NICKKNIGHT NICKKNIGHT NICKKNIGHT NICKKNIGHT so funny his wee gee's good but mine is better! to a point (DONT YA HATE THOSE SD'S) CAPTAIN FALCON !!!!!! THE KNEE!!!!!! UP AIR UP AIR KNEE!!!!!! I did that on JOE!! BUT THERES NOthing but memories !!! and my eyes and his!!!! ZOMG OWNED!!!!! (ALPHA OMEGA)
Me and Andy i guess did well in doubles but in singles i got put up against gg7 and shiv!!!!!! they r good (was i the youngest one there???) !# omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[AIR]

How come no one can spell my name right??!!

It's S-E-B-A-S-T-I-A-N

Kosugay!!! ONLY THE BEST PLAYERS ARE FRUM SV!!!

Sorry Jeffy I didn't say anything aboot you... Sorry, so Here I go!

Jeff - Thanks for being my walking book of Melee and being oh so very kind to me, eben though I thought you were some complete failure at Melee the first time I saw you (I'M DEAD SERIOUS) BUt I still like ya dude

NO HOMO

Andy - Joe listens!

Adam - ******

Kosugay - ******

Joe - Rawr! You makes me chuckle also and you always helpin and encouragin me

Joey - I'm winning our FFVII Batttle! I'm on ***** 3!!!

Mikey - ******!!!!! DOUCHEBAG!!!

READ WHAT I WROTE CLEARLY!!!

 

[DonMagicWand]

andy im pretty sure you will **** mikey if you choos shiek and poke floats lol

 

[Smurfy EXE]

READ WHAT I WROTE CLEARLY!!!

You EDITED your post!!

BTW Andy, can you hack my PS2???

I'm bored, 6th hour is boring as all hell...

I'm on the boards... IN SCHOOL!!! MUAHAHAHA!

and to Joe and Carlton I DO NOT HAVE PROBLEMS WITH WOMEN ANYMORE!!!

Ha! You think because I talk about Boobies so much that I have some sort of problem or am obsessed or even desperate for companionship!

But the thing is! I have girls that do like me! It's just that I've turned them down! I'm waiting for the one girl that I can be prooud to call my own! And not just some random Skank!

...

 

[Ezpionage48]

God Sebastion..what did i do?

anyways

Hey guys so basiclly i havent been on the site as like at all for 2 main reasons.


1. My laptop is broken and needs to get fixed
and
2. I am sick out of my mind.


For my laptop being broken, idk how it happened. It was working just fine but then all the sudden the Hard Disk (Hard Drive in desktops) RANDOMLY stopped working and the computer does not load worth ****. It loads to the point to there i can turn on the laptop and it goes to my desktop THEN freezes cuz of the Hard Disk. So ill hopefully be getting that fixed soon.


As for my sickness. I dislike stupid Doctors with a passion. So i wake up one morning for school. Right away i feel TERRIBLE. I have an INTENSE headache, clogged up nose, my glands are swollen as HELL, a cough, and as the day went on i did NOT want to eat food at all. My glands ONLY get swollen when i am SICK. Now since i live in Arizons near Mexico (about 20 min from the border), i automatically assume

S h i t! I have the Swine Flu

So I wake up telling my dad. "Hey dad, i feel terrible. can i not go to school today?" He looks at me, laughes and says "No. Your faking. You probably have a test today and you dont wanna do it." There is no point in convincing my dad to stay home from school. He always wants me to go so i can raise my grades. So im like, w/e. Ill try to go to school and if i feel bad ill call my mom.

So i get to school. FIRST thing i do, is i get on a computer and look up symptons for Swine Flu. The website i looked at had these symptons

Headache. I had that
Fever. I know i had that
Lack of wanting to eat. I had that also, i usually wake up starving
Cough. I had this also.

So im kinda like...

****. I think i have the swine flu.

So i called my mom before my 1st hour class started. And since my glands are swollen, it hurts like HELL to talk at all. Dealing with the pain i called her and asked if she could set up a doctors appointment. So she did so. My dad came and picked my up like 30 min later.

We get to the Hospital. The nurse calls me in. We see Dr. Whatever his name is. He asks me whats wrong. I explain to him why i think i have the swine flu. So i get tested to see what is causing me to feel like absolute ****.


Tested for Swine Flu - Negative
Tested for Strep Throat - Negative

So he says to me and my dad "Well, Idk what is wrong with your child. But we can give him medicine to treat the symptons." So my dad says back to him, "How can you not know whats wrong with him?" They bickered for a bit. We got no answers. We went to the pharmicy to get anti-biotics. So I get the pills. My dad says "im taking you back to school, try to make it through the day." SO i go back to school.

I come home and my mom reads the drug im taking thats supposed to help me. It freakin a drug to help people with allergies. What. The. F u c k!?!? I have NO allergies. I am not allergic to ANYTHING at all. Upon further review, the Doctor we saw. Wasnt even a doctor. He was still in medical training.

So im not gonna believe anything he says.

Basiclly, I have NEVER been this sick in my life before. I can barely move. I cant talk worth ****. And the anti-biotics the doc gave me, doesnt do **** to help at all.

So i wont be on the site at all until I feel better.

 

[rugoodat]

Some people just randomly get allergies even if they think they don't have them

 

[YEAH!]

sebastion I can spell your name right and was that last sentence meant for me if it was then **** YOU! Ha!Ha! whora

EDIT：should I start thanking and saying nice things to people too? because I have alot of people to thank than

 

[Blitz Falcon]

Hey, I got tired of twist, so I like my new gamertag, blitz means lightning in german =)

That means a lot sebastian, thanks for including me in that.

I have a lot of people to thank too, someone should change my name on the rankings.

 

[Reptard]

Haha I am now the worst in SV... besides Adam hehehe. YESS!!!! Finally somebody recognizes meh talent at SuperWaveDashing(SWD??) Anyways... I forgot what I was here for... dang.....
I WOULD WALK 500 MILES AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE. JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED 1000 MILES TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR!!!!


I can spell 538457i4/\/
Haha

 

[Reptard]

hey, I Got Tired Of Twist, So I Like My New Gamertag, Blitz Means Lightning In German =)

That Means A Lot Sebastian, Thanks For Including Me In That.

I Have A Lot Of People To Thank Too, Someone Should Change My Name On The Rankings.

Dude Blitz Is ****ing Awesome!!!!

 

[YEAH!]

alright I know im double posting but I don't care and since everybody else is saying nice things to people i will too.HA

mikey- thank you for introducing me to super smash bros. and being my first rival in it even though we were noobs back then. For wanting to be better than everyone which in turn made us get advanced. Wish we would hang out all the time like we used to.BTW Sebastian says he's sorry for calling you a doosh.

Mr. j-for talking crap so much and introducing advance play in melee and I miss you always talking crap to everyone taking twenty dollars from 12 year olds back then.jk

andy- for being my cousin im sorry that everyone makes fun of you and I try not to do it and introducing me to jeff. Hacking my ****. You really are one of my best friends.

Jeff- for teaching me and training me in melee and making me where im at. always encouraging me when I feel like I suck. You and tim were the first ones to acknowledge me. Making me realize brawl sucks. Listening and helping me with my problems. Driving me up to tucson to see failed attempts at seeing Brittany. I really owe you alot. Your like my best friend.

Tim- Like jeff teaching and training me to be good at melee. Realizing brawl sucks. coming to my house like everyday and playing with me. Being the first to acknowledging me . For being the first advance player I saw play on youtube . Making me laugh all the time and doing weird stuff. I really miss you and will look forward to seeing you back on tuesday even though its only three days.

Sebastian- thank you for telling me that I was the reason you wanted to play melee again. That makes me feel really happy. for being my second rival in melee. For listening to me. Talking about feelings together.jk

Carlton- Thank you for being black. Being my third rival always doing rank matches with me they were fun. coming over and smashing with me. helping me get through stuff when I was sad. Making me want to push myself.and I beat you at grappling Tee hee.Ill miss you.

Brandon- For being so **** funny and making me laugh all the time. And singing im on a boat all the time. Hitting me with random knees? Making me not be able to play you with all you sound effects. Being laid back and not care. Farting in my house. Ill be sad when you leave.

Joe- For telling me that I was the one who taught you how to play. Letting me be your idol for falcon. For coming over and playing with me. Being all competitive all the time. Farting in my house like brandon.

Brian- teaching and helping me play against characters other than spacies. Being all weird all the time. Giving me tips and encouraging me.Hope we can play more.

Mr. Turnup- Thanks for downsmashing me all the time. Your the only peach besides mr. j that I can play and now brian. saying really funny and random stuff. The creator of the grizzly.lol

Kyle- for letting me be your trainer

Alex- for being smurf jr. and saying that you want to beat my falcon and not joes sorry joe

Adumb- jk kidding about the name and for giving me food.

Julian- ummmm...... I really cant say anything for him. I guess for being funny and ****** me with zelda.

Brittany-for being really ****ing hot I hope I see you again soon even though you don't play melee but I hope you do . Making me have a better liking to your orange juice and IHOP. I hope we have children.

Gamer and jackie- for making me want to play falcon and jackie for making me want to play ganondorf after you ***** me with him.Teaching me how to fight jiggs and peach. Letting me have fun with falcon. Brought jackie to losers bracket just saying.

Tai- being my phoenix rival you still owe me a dollar and for housing us you should've came to the tourney I would've ***** you Tee hee

Kosugay- for being mad all the time. jk

Rugoodat-I dont know what to say about him sorry.

sean(forward)- uuuuuuhhhhhhh........ for ****** me I guess and being able to talk about anything all the time.

Light-teaching me stuff about peach.

dark- for giving me your guys' number YEAH!

Wobbles- thanks for wobbling me and letting me have that win at m2's revenge

Zelgadis- the first fox combo video I saw

Bombsodier- Being my first advanced combo video and favorite player besides myself

M2k-for being a nerd (hope he doesn't see this)

ken- ****

Silent spectre-for making me want to play green falcon.

and thank you anybody else I didnt feel all that important about talking.jk Sorry that this was so long I was bored. I **** everyone at melee just saying.Tee hee

 

[Smurfy EXE]

Hey Mikey, sorry about all that...

It's just that I thought that when you gave me your number so we could smash I thought you like instantly put me on the block list or something...

I thought it was kind've forked up to say, "Ya dude I'll play with ya!" and then block me forever, so I guess there was some sort of misunderstanding or a wrong number or something...

All I know is that whenever I try to text ya it just says...

"YOU CANNOT REDIRECT **** TO THIS NUMBER ******, HE BLOCKED YOU"

Give or take some of that...

BTW MORE LONG WINDED SPEECH!

Carlyton - Yo! I'mma miss you man! I know I came into the whole Smash thing a little late, and I've only known ya for like a year, But I still had some fun times...

When you weren't slapping me upside the head or stealing my pizza...

But I digress, thanks man fer being a good friend!

Oh! and come back soon! cause next time we grapple and Smash! YOUR GONNA LOSE!

Joey - I feel loved! NO HOMO

Yea, thanks for being the main inspiration to come back to Melee, I can't beleive how much I was hated by you guys when you first saw me (Cept fer Jeff, he liked me cause I knew how to shine!)

But YEAH! I'll put in a good word for ya man, I have no reason to put you down or nothing!

Joe - Why a sudden change of names? Blitz instead of Twist? W/E does this mean no more Smurfy VS. Twist? now it's Blitz VS. Smurfy? Did you GF approve of this?

and what did I say that was so meaningful???

OH! and who is that one girl, ya know, the one whom I crushed her and her BF's DR. Pepper?

I'm deathly afraid of her, I think she is going to hurt me in ways that I didn't know I could be hurt.

AND YA KNOW WHAT!!

YOU SHOULD ALL COME FREERUNNING WITH ME AND ADAM!!!


ALL OF YOU!!!

I CAN ALMOST DO A FRONT FLIP!!! NO LIES! NO JOHNS!! NO ITEMS!!! FINAL DESTINATION!!!

Oh, and I want you all to send me about a minute to a minute and a halfs worth of Smash footage of yourself owning! So I can put it in the Vid.

Thanks!

 

[GamerGuitarist7]

Hey, I got tired of twist, so I like my new gamertag, blitz means lightning in german =)

That means a lot sebastian, thanks for including me in that.

I have a lot of people to thank too, someone should change my name on the rankings.

LOL now i have to change your name in my phone.


and more people write shoutouts to me. i like having my **** sucked.

 

[YEAH!]

nahhh!!!! I was just kidding you suck jk

 

[BlackKnight23]

I prayed this day would never come and we all could smash on. but it's about that time to go......it has been alot of fun playing with you guys. I really don't want leave you guys.....it sucks....lol i never thought i be the one at a loss for words. SV has something special. We are all a big family.We were there to push each other, to guide each other, and help each other out.

We had a alot of fun everywhere we went, just acting like a bunch of **** fools. lol......but thats SV, it's what we do. All i can do is smile cause all of you have gotten so strong in the ways of smash.

Jeff: Such a kind hearted person, but a monster at smash. I don't regret telling you about the advanced form of melee. I swear you were genetically programed to play this game. It is a matter of time before you take number 2 spot,(noticed how i said 2 and not 1 lol cause im gonna beat you there lol).
Hopefully everythng will work out for you and you will find your path. We had some fun times. Don't doubt yourself when it comes to smash because when it comes down to it u beat yourself more than people beat you. cause from what i seen you are the best in AZ hands down. I now pass it down to you to keep the smash scene alive.

Tim: Hopefuly you will get this message. We have been through alot together, but we stuck through the good and the bad. You were there for me when i just needed to talk to someone. Playing Xbox360 was tons fun and hopefully many more will come. You need to tell me were you are going to be stationed at!!! I will always miss your wildness and the fun we had working together at work. Good luck in the airforce man.

Joey: Dear god how fast you learn and improve, it is **** near scary. I had fun playing with you. I know i gave you a hard time, but i just wanted to see you get better. I loved having you as a rival and loved our matches. I have to thank you though for making me get back into shape after i quit brawl.
because if it wasn't for you kicking my *** when i needed it i would of gave up. You have alot of potential and you better not let it go to waste. Or i will have to kick your *** lol. At this rate u might even surpass jeff if you put ur mind to it. Don't let anyone put you down, stay strong.

Sebastion: For a self taught smasher i give it to you you are pretty good. I had alot of fun playing you and i admire your persisant challenges, your good but Samus > Link, Missles > Arrows sorry lol. Train your brother up in the ways of smash and he shall not part from it.
You gots some mad drawing skills and don't let anyone else tell you otherwise. ur style is something special that you have to develop. anyone else who says anthing else is hating. Also i hit you cause im playing with you and sometimes you need it to bring you back to earth lol. And the food thing, well im black it's what i do lol.

Jo: I spell your name wrong intentionally lol i know it bugs you. Plus im just lazy. Your improving but you need a little bit more dedication to the game and you will get to were you want to go. It was fun playing and wish the best for youTreat your girl right don be lie some of these guys out there and mess over her.
Also i better not come back to visit and Joe jr is running arond lol. But just listen to what people have to teach you even if you know it, cause you don want miss out on something. The new name is awesome i like it alot

Branden: My student, i had alot of fun training you, but i feel that you have reach that level were i have no more to teach you, now you must venture through the world smash and learn for youself. I am gonna miss you in my car acting a fool lol.
I loved playing for like 4 to 5 hours teaching you the ways of smash. People will talk, let them talk as long as you shut them up it won't make a difference. Don't worry im pretty sure your mom is going to let you go to a normal school she just cares alot about you.

Brian: Smashing was alot of fun at your house. It's good to have you back in SV again. Still the best techer around, **** you and teching everthing that is thrown at you lol.

Andy: STOP BEING EMO AND PLAY ****IT lol don worry about losing, but you also have to train and want to get better. You don just get better overnight.

Mikey: Brawl has made you soft but these guys will whipped you into shape in no time. I hope you get better soon so you can get better lol. Also if you sell brawl your skill level shoot up through the sky lol JK.

Turnup: OMG lol BRING ME THE ONE CALLED GAMER!!!! you have always made funny jokes. It just sucks that you can't smash more. Thats life for you.....

Mr. J: I salute you and hope you make it home safely with no damage. good luck in the army man stay frosty.

Reptard and Grego: don't kno much about you guys but i feel you guys will be great additions to the SV crew. Train, but you have to want it!

Tucson & Phx: All you guys suck and SV will dominate, but seriously ima miss all you guys.

SV stay strong, don't let anything break the bond between you guys. I have much love for you guys and i hope you guys continue to get stronger. hopefully i will see all you clowns at genesis. Im sorry im leaving you guys but it is time. The best of luck to all of you guys and I am going to miss all you .


Let the controllers do the talking because their voice will be heard the loudest

 

[Blitz Falcon]

Hah, right MORE dedication, Imma miss you carl.

 

[Reptard]

I'll miss you too Carlton, even though I don't know you well, I'll miss you.

 

[Renegadecamo]

later carlton miss you, come back and **** us all (besides jeff, and gamer) lol hope u find some more smashers and u can teach them to support their region! (if this was offensive to anyone come speak to me personaly)

 

[Tee ay eye]

Bye, Carlton =[

 

[Renegadecamo]

Yay i can view and post from my phone. but carlton is gone...

 

[GamerGuitarist7]

hey carlton, good luck with everything in Texas. Hopefully you'll kick their ***** with your awesome Samus. I speak on behalf of PLENIP **** YEAH! when I say we'll miss you man. Good job beating us in teams with Jeff and take care of yourself out there.

 

[YEAH!]

were you using my name or insulting me carton

 

[Reptard]

Gosh, this is pretty sad. First Tim, now Carlton, and later Jeff. ;-; It's just not fair.

 

[DonMagicWand]

lmfao there better not be a joe jr. for along time lol
imma miss you carlton and your stupid wavedash back ---> smash when i try to get on the map lol
and thanks for teaching me all that stuff

 

[Sam-R-I Grega]

BYE carlton a little late (i know) didn't know you that well but played you once or twice ill miss you!

 

[GamerGuitarist7]

were you using my name or insulting me carton

neither. it was me being excited because PLENIP! is ****ing awesome!!! i said PLENIP FU.CK YEAH!!!! not as in **** joey but **** YEAH THAT'S AWEOME PLENIP IS THE GREATEST!!!!

 

[YEAH!]

hey jeff you should put me on the bottom of the rankings cause I wanna rank match everyon and try to get through everyone with low and bottom tiers(not including G&W). Ha Im gonna embarass everyone! cause they suck! literally.

 

[DonMagicWand]

no you suck joey, little ***** think your better than everyone grr lol jk

 

[YEAH!]

no actually I need to start working on my G&W not because im scared but its about time I kept my promise

 

[DonMagicWand]

i was kidding lol
but it will be easy to move up the ranks cuz we all play fast fallers and thats G&W ****

 

[Renegadecamo]

whoo my paper is done now i can hand it in and still get an "F" lol not kidding it stinks. btw who is right above me in ranking i wish to rank match someone. good night everyone time to pass out.

 

[Renegadecamo]

well i changed my stuff later.

 

[Renegadecamo]

don't mind me just trying out my sig. can't wait for tomorrow btw we are staying at the school for smash league tomorrow ya?

 

[Smurfy EXE]

OMG OMG OMG TRIPLE POST!!!

WHAT A NEWB!!!!

Smash league - Probly not
Adam's sig - Probly not
Seb's sig - Needs more Pr0n

PIC DUMP!

Ha, they are so stupid

They are Females, don't worry

Rofflechopter

 

[Sam-R-I Grega]

oh loolz even i know not to double post ha haah ahahahajusthahah adam !!!! just got bored and decided to post o_o because im bored loolz sigs are funny and tell the truth sometimes except for kyles (reptard) whats with that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Reptard]

oh loolz even i know not to double post ha haah ahahahajusthahah adam !!!! just got bored and decided to post o_o because im bored loolz sigs are funny and tell the truth sometimes except for kyles (reptard) whats with that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, hey, hey,
My siggy is AWESOME!!!
hehehe I feel horrible right now because I lost to Adumb in a ranked match =[
lol I used Joey's name thingiemeboober for Adumb's name.

I bet I'll win next time. I've been practicing >:D
Ooooh ooohhh ooooohhh
I need suggestions for cool names. Like a name you would call an event or a Place, or thing.
Please <:]

 

[V3ctorMan]

I have a suggestion!!!!!!

PICK ONE ****ING NAME AND STICK WITH IT.. *cough* *cough* Joe *cough* or any of you other new people I don't know yet!....Miss you SV..umm.. bad news.. i'll tell you more later.. or perhaps.. you'll be able to figure it out!.. I miss you Axe... Wanna play some dittos.. and the rest of you new and ole school SV too...

I went to a tourney here in Texas at my military base.. wow.. NOBODY was good.. I miss competition!

 

[Ezpionage48]

Sebastion, that because i dont have texting......lol. my parents took that off a long time ago cuz i got a C on a progress report in like the 2nd quarter. i thought it was a bit extreme. but w.e ill be getting texting again soon.

 

[YEAH!]

TIMMY! I missed you I wanna play your stupid mewtwo! did you win the tourney in texas actually never mind of course you did can't wait to see you back here!

EDIT: Im pissed friggin andy letting jeff buy his controller when ive been asking to buy it from him ever since he got that controller. ****in A you guys need to stop being *****es! this just pisses me off more than I already am! and andy don't say I didnt ask to buy that controller from you!