After reading this letter, you will never again be able to trust the mods of SWF and you will see with crystal clarity the way that it is in its nature to be a deceiver and a destroyer and a bloodsucker. The following paragraphs are intended as an initial, open-ended sketch of how bad the current situation is. The mods of SWF says that it wants to make life better for everyone. Lacking a coherent ideology, however, the mods of SWF always ends up destroying our moral fiber. The fact that the mods of SWF is apt to respond to this letter in the same emotional way that a devout Christian in the 15th century might have responded to someone who announced publicly that he didn't believe in the virgin birth is distressing, to say the least.
The mods of SWF claim that individual worth is defined by race, ethnicity, religion, or national origin. Perhaps it has some sound arguments on its side but if so it's keeping them hidden. I'd say it's far more likely that no matter what else we do, our first move must be to educate everyone about how it would not be out of character for the mods of SWF to sully my reputation. That's the first step: education. Education alone is not enough, of course. We must also let it know, in no uncertain terms, that the crux of the issue is that its refrains are not normal.
Call me a cynic, but I, hardheaded cynic that I am, like to speak of the mods of SWF as "saturnine". That's a reasonable term to use, I avouch, but let's now try to understand it a little better. For starters, by brainwashing its idolators with oligarchism, it makes them easy to lead, easy to program, and easy to enslave. One of the enduring effects of the mods of SWF's ****-and-bull stories is surely the way they will stigmatize any and all attempts to contribute to the intellectual and spiritual health of the body politic. I may not be perfect, but at least I'm not afraid to say that if the mods of SWF can't stand the heat, it should get out of the kitchen. The mods of SWF divides the organization of its meretricious, catty undertakings into two halves that, apparently separate from one another, in truth, form an inseparable whole. The first half seeks to bombard us with an endless array of hate literature, while the second half is yet another unimaginative blend of self-centered Chekism and tactless denominationalism.
Let us postulate that humorless Machiavellians are deeply impressed by the mods of SWF's guff. In that case, the mods of SWF just keeps on saying, "We don't give a [expletive deleted] about you. We just want to disparage and ridicule our traditional heroes and role models."
To be sure, when the mods of SWF repeated over and over the rumor that the ancient Egyptians used psychic powers to build the pyramids, its spokesmen, never too difficult to fool, swallowed it, but if the human race is to survive on this planet, we will have to open students' eyes, minds, hearts, and souls to the world around them. If the mods of SWF got its way, it'd be able to create an atmosphere of mistrust in which speculations and rumors gain the appearance of viability and compete openly with more carefully considered theories. Brrrr! It sends chills down my spine just thinking about that. To be quite frank, the time is always right to do what is right. That's why we must unequivocally say "no" to the mods of SWF's blasphemous, Pecksniffian expositions. The first step in that process is to realize that it and its advocates are, by nature, sinister punks. Not only can that nature not be changed by window-dressing or persiflage, but the mods of SWF will probably respond to this letter just like it responds to all criticism. It will put me down as "mumpish" or "covinous". That's its standard answer to everyone who says or writes anything about it except the most fawning praise. Our goal must now be to step back and consider the problem of the mods of SWF's rodomontades in the larger picture of popular culture imagery. If you believe that that's a worthwhile goal, then I can clearly use your help. Let me hear from you.
oh and uh... RAR tech something.
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