Official Smash Waifu Thread

[Zora_of_Ylisse]

Why wouldn't you make one of your own creations your waifu?
also, a rumor claims that Sakurai has some fanart of a... ahem, "healthy" Palutena in his office.

I...I would not doubt it. We all saw the Palutena reveal trailer.

 

[Sir_Africa]

Palutena is ultimate waifu.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Viridi is better

 

[Rabbattack]

[sarcasm]Dude, yeah, I totally see the resemblance. Look at her boobs and how clearly unrealistic and watermelon-esque they are.[/sarcasm]

Also "small ones are good"? Not really - that's just something you deal with and accept if you're not shallow and love someone for more than their exterior assets. I get it, you might be into pettanko stuff, but small boobs are a negative, both sexually and biologically.

Also, Cammy White (my other waifu out of many) is pretty blessed, body-wise, as well.

Big breasts are bad, small ones are great. A Waifu should be chosen for her abilities and personality, not appearance. To prove this this point someone on this thread will claim honey booboos mom. Any takers?

Robin, Sully, Ditto, and Isabelle are my waifus.
Shrek, Robin, and Ditto are my husbandos.

 

[Sir_Africa]

Big breasts are bad, small ones are great. A Waifu should be chosen for her abilities and personality, not appearance. To prove this this point someone on this thread will claim honey booboos mom. Any takers?

Robin, Sully, Ditto, and Isabelle are my waifus.
Shrek, Robin, and Ditto are my husbandos.

 

[Sarki Soliloquy]

Everyone wants to have their waifu polygamy harem.

[sarcasm]Dude, yeah, I totally see the resemblance. Look at her boobs and how clearly unrealistic and watermelon-esque they are.[/sarcasm]

Also "small ones are good"? Not really - that's just something you deal with and accept if you're not shallow and love someone for more than their exterior assets. I get it, you might be into pettanko stuff, but small boobs are a negative, both sexually and biologically.

Also, Cammy White (my other waifu out of many) is pretty blessed, body-wise, as well.

What about perky breasts then?

 

[Rabbattack]

Everyone wants to have their waifu polygamy harem.

What about perky breasts then?

What are you talking about?

 

[Sarki Soliloquy]

What are you so confused about?

I'm just replying to two different posts in one.

 

[PreacherDudeRox]

Big breasts are bad, small ones are great. A Waifu should be chosen for her abilities and personality, not appearance. To prove this this point someone on this thread will claim honey booboos mom. Any takers?

That's actually biologically not true: ample breasts are a evolutionary benefit, so it's more than an appearance thing. You could even consider it an "ability," since apparently, that's a requisite to you.

Plus, considering appearance when choosing your wife is a terrible thing to do, RIGHT?... >_> [/sarcasm]

I would also like to digress: at this point you might feel like you're "winning," since you're clearly trolling, but I'm choosing to contest your comments logically, simply because it's good practice AND because I get to argue about waifus.

 

[Rabbattack]

That's actually biologically not true: ample breasts are a evolutionary benefit, so it's more than an appearance thing. You could even consider it an "ability," since apparently, that's a requisite to you.

Plus, considering appearance when choosing your wife is a terrible thing to do, RIGHT?... >_> [/sarcasm]

I would also like to digress: at this point you might feel like you're "winning," since you're clearly trolling, but I'm choosing to contest your comments logically, simply because it's good practice AND because I get to argue about waifus.

Personally I like man nipples, but thats just me!

I refuse to believe you.

 

[Zora_of_Ylisse]

This thread amuses me.

 

[Soupenomics]

I refuse to believe you.

Stubborn too
wow

 

[PreacherDudeRox]

Uhhh - backontopicshallwe

Mikasa is waifu too.

 

[Autumn ♫]

Uhhh - backontopicshallwe

Mikasa is waifu too.

Yeah, whatever. We all know Sasha is the best AoT waifu.

 

[Zora_of_Ylisse]

I never really saw Mikasa as a waifu-type character. Anyway, I'm more of a Krista guy.

 

[Soupenomics]

Yeah, whatever. We all know Sasha is the best AoT waifu.

Me and the rest of Idaho agree

 

[Sarki Soliloquy]

Krista comes through the back of your line through uncharted frontier where Titans could subdue and nom you within seconds just to supply you with steeds and rations whilst looking fab like a goddess and indirectly swooning her comrades.

That's a dependable waifu right there.

 

[PreacherDudeRox]

Actually guys, I'm with @ Autumn ♫ on this one: Sasha is adorable.

A girl with an appetite is a faithful girl.

 

[xelasseh]

I'll take Mikasa AND Sasha, no one said you could only have one

 

[Sarki Soliloquy]

I would've taken Sasha if farts didn't turn me off.

 

[Autumn ♫]

I think I found everyone's favorite waifu.

 

[AZ_Spellbound]

Lyn <3

 

[Rabbattack]

I think I found everyone's favorite waifu.

This is a human, wheres my sexy android robot creature?

 

[Niko Mar]

Ok guys, the tournaments will be starting up very soon (only a couple more weeks!). It would be cool to start them now, but that would be unfair to everyone who doesn't have a Japanese 3DS .

 

[Rabbattack]

Does anyone have a furry/animal waifu? Hairy boobs are sexy for some.

Ok guys, the tournaments will be starting up very soon (only a couple more weeks!). It would be cool to start them now, but that would be unfair to everyone who doesn't have a Japanese 3DS .

I'll just comment for now, I think I might join on the Wii U later. It'll be hilarious to see the comments of people who lost their waifu.

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

Big breasts are bad, small ones are great. A Waifu should be chosen for her abilities and personality, not appearance. To prove this this point someone on this thread will claim honey booboos mom. Any takers?

Robin, Sully, Ditto, and Isabelle are my waifus.
Shrek, Robin, and Ditto are my husbandos.

I've lost it at that part. Like hell anyone would date that hoarding hick.

Does anyone have a furry/animal waifu? Hairy boobs are sexy for some.

Furries are a no go for me, but monster girls and kemonomimi are perfectly fine. Centorea is a lovely centaur and she's perfectly fine as a secondary waifu for me.

On a side note, it's pretty damn obvious what Cliffjumper and Diddy Kong's waifus would be.

 

[PreacherDudeRox]

I can't wait for these tournaments.

 

[Souless_shadow]

Kumatora will forever be mine! No one shall take her from me.

 

[Rabbattack]

Kumatora will forever be mine! No one shall take her from me.

That tactic doesn't work around here. If you state the name of your waifu then we will respectfully let you keep her. We understand each other in this thread and will not start any trouble. Please don't aggravate us, we respect your decisions and your waifu.

Sully, Robin, Nowi, Panne, Isabelle, Ditto, Morgan, and Shrek are my waifus. No one try to steal them, especially Shrek and Sully and Isabelle and Ditto and Robin and Nowi and Panne and Morgan.

 

[RaikoTheSaikou]

That tactic doesn't work around here. If you state the name of your waifu then we will respectfully let you keep her. We understand each other in this thread and will not start any trouble. Please don't aggravate us, we respect your decisions and your waifu.

Sully, Robin, Nowi, Panne, Isabelle, Ditto, Morgan, and Shrek are my waifus. No one try to steal them, especially Shrek and Sully and Isabelle and Ditto and Robin and Nowi and Panne and Morgan.

Do you mean Morgan the Capcom character or Morgan the future child of Robin?
If it's FE Morgan, Isn't it a little risky to try to snag the mother daughter combo?

 

[Souless_shadow]

That tactic doesn't work around here. If you state the name of your waifu then we will respectfully let you keep her. We understand each other in this thread and will not start any trouble. Please don't aggravate us, we respect your decisions and your waifu.

Sully, Robin, Nowi, Panne, Isabelle, Ditto, Morgan, and Shrek are my waifus. No one try to steal them, especially Shrek and Sully and Isabelle and Ditto and Robin and Nowi and Panne and Morgan.

I know how things work around here. I've been here since this thread first started up. I was just restating the name of my waifu and showing everyone my extreme dedication for her.

 

[Yasumi]

I've claimed Rosalina since the Mario Kart Wii days, so...

You know. Still have dibs.

 

[PotatoMashedDee]

I will make a Dreamland harem, Kirby, Dedede, and Meta Knight will my husbandos. If Bandana Dee is in i will claim him as ultimate husbando. And of course AT still count, so Knuckle Joe is. Dreamland sure know how make a sweet dream become true.

 

[isoldmyname]

Dibs on Midna.

 

[Rabbattack]

Do you mean Morgan the Capcom character or Morgan the future child of Robin?
If it's FE Morgan, Isn't it a little risky to try to snag the mother daughter combo?

I will claim both tacticians.

 

[Captain Zack]

Peach. Kthxbai.

 

[Muster]

I see nobody has tried to oppose my claim on the best waifu. Intimidated?

Jiggly is best puff even with small eyes she is waifu

 

[Rabbattack]

I see nobody has tried to oppose my claim on the best waifu. Intimidated?

Jiggly is best puff even with small eyes she is waifu

Why not Ditto? It can transform into anything imaginable and just because he is a Pokemon doesnt mean it cant talk. Ditto can just transform into another sexy waifu or pokemon, but so he has vocal cords similar to a humans, so he doesnt say ditto all the time. Thats only if we are going by games, not anime. Pokemon are pretty smart, most are probably at the same level of humans. Ditto makes perfect waifu, better than Jiggs.

 

[Muster]

Why not Ditto? It can transform into anything imaginable and just because he is a Pokemon doesnt mean it cant talk. Ditto can just transform into another sexy waifu or pokemon, but so he has vocal cords similar to a humans, so he doesnt say ditto all the time. Thats only if we are going by games, not anime. Pokemon are pretty smart, most are probably at the same level of humans. Ditto makes perfect waifu, better than Jiggs.

Don't care, have puff

 

[Rabbattack]

Don't care, have puff

You fool...

...Ditto is Jigglypuff...

...Ditto is everyone and everything.