Official Smash Waifu Thread

[Rabbattack]

I'm not leaving for life. Only until the next smash is confirmed.

Then stop commenting and leave if you're being serious. I've got an army of toasted bagel muffins and I won't proceed to reenact the signing of Hyrules friendly beignet treaty if you don't exit the virtual conversation we have at this moment with seven prepubescent girls and boys in my basement. I will not hesitate to use my squirrel lazier on you.

Oh and Sullys my waifu. Ditto is a close second.

 

[praline]

Then stop commenting and leave if you're being serious. I've got an army of toasted bagel muffins and I won't proceed to reenact the signing of Hyrules friendly beignet treaty if you don't exit the virtual conversation we have at this moment with seven prepubescent girls and boys in my basement. I will not hesitate to use my squirrel lazier on you.

Oh and Sullys my waifu. Ditto is a close second.

Uhh... what?

 

[Soupenomics]

List your top 10 waifus.

1. Me
2. @Piks
3. @ PreacherDudeRox
4. @ Niko Mar
5. @ Muster
6. @ XStarWarriorX
7. @ XStarWarriorX
8. @ XStarWarriorX
9. @ XStarWarriorX
10. @ XStarWarriorX

 

[XStarWarriorX]

1. Me
2. @Piks
3. @ PreacherDudeRox
4. @ Niko Mar
5. @ Muster
6. @ XStarWarriorX
7. @ XStarWarriorX
8. @ XStarWarriorX
9. @ XStarWarriorX
10. @ XStarWarriorX

Doin dis online tourney right nao.

I luv you too babe.

That lyn tho

 

[PreacherDudeRox]

Doin dis online tourney right nao.

I luv you too babe.

That lyn tho

Lyn is mine mein mien.

 

[Rabbattack]

Ditto can be anything you want. It has human emotions and I think it can talk human language when transformed. A simple transformation could make him 100% human. You can even have a family with it if you want to go that far. Zoarark and Zorua can even do the same thing and talk human language too. New can do the same also. But only an extreme pervert would be serious about having a pokemon as their waifu.

 

[Pachinkosam]

Uhh... what?

No the main question is what is leave?

 

[JoshCube2]

The internet is full of hypocrites!! The world made fun of me back in 2006 for being in love with Marin, and topics like this get made!! This is total BS!!

 

[Niko Mar]

The internet is full of hypocrites!! The world made fun of me back in 2006 for being in love with Marin, and topics like this get made!! This is total BS!!

K....

Now you can do it, so what are you waiting for.

1. Me
2. @Piks
3. @ PreacherDudeRox
4. @ Niko Mar
5. @ Muster
6. @ XStarWarriorX
7. @ XStarWarriorX
8. @ XStarWarriorX
9. @ XStarWarriorX
10. @ XStarWarriorX

Sorry senpai, but I am in love with another, uguu uguu uguu.

 

[Souless_shadow]

Sorry senpai, but I am in love with another, uguu uguu uguu.

It's me isn't it Niko

 

[XStarWarriorX]

Lyn is mine mein mien.

Nevar

 

[Rabbattack]

All right this thread needs more waifu challenges than just Lyn, Wii Fit Trainer, Rosalina, and Zamus. Go get your smashboards friends and bring them to this thread NOW! GARARFFFFFFFF.

Sully is da bomb.

 

[Soupenomics]

All right this thread needs more waifu challenges than just Lyn, Wii Fit Trainer, Rosalina, and Zamus. Go get your smashboards friends and bring them to this thread NOW! GARARFFFFFFFF.

Sully is da bomb.

Sully is a man.

 

[Rabbattack]

Sully is a man.

I won't fall for your tricks. Sully will always be da bomb.

 

[Muster]

Ike is my husbando

(also taking as waifu)

 

[Rabbattack]

Who wants to claim a furry or child waifu? Once we start getting serious claims like this the thread will be ruined and we'll have to abandon it.

 

[Soupenomics]

Who wants to claim a furry or child waifu? Once we start getting serious claims like this the thread will be ruined and we'll have to abandon it.

Maybe you should not take this thread seriously, for your own good.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

People take this seriously?

 

[PreacherDudeRox]

People take this seriously?

Waifus are serious business.

 

[Rabbattack]

Maybe you should not take this thread seriously, for your own good.

By serious I meant furries and kid lovers.

I'm not taking this thread serious at all.

#SullyIsDaBomb

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

By serious I meant furries and kid lovers.

I'm not taking this thread serious at all.

#SullyIsDaBomb

Well, if people start claiming children we know who to call the cops on

 

[Rabbattack]

Well, if people start claiming children we know who to call the cops on

I can.

 

[PreacherDudeRox]

By serious I meant furries and kid lovers.

I'm not taking this thread serious at all.

#SullyIsDaBomb

Well I for sure will - I love girls man, and getting theoretically jiggy with the hottest girls in gaming is something I can't fool around about... I must fight!

 

[Oatmeal.]

COUGH Robin COUGH.

 

[Giygacoal]

Waifu is just a funny sounding word.

 

[Rabbattack]

COUGH Robin COUGH.

Robin is mine punk. You can have Kellam, but I don't know where he is.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Godzilla 2014

My new love

Most beautiful thing ever

 

[PreacherDudeRox]

Lately, I've had a thing for Parasoul - she's perfect, yo.

Spoiler

 

[Oracle_Summon]

This thread will slowly turn into people arguing about which Waifu is best, if it has not already.

 

[Rabbattack]

This thread will slowly turn into people arguing about which Waifu is best, if it has not already.

That happened a while ago, things have cooled down since.

Who is going to claim Reggie? His body is always ready.

#Robin4Smash #DeportIwata

 

[Oracle_Summon]

That happened a while ago, things have cooled down since.

Who is going to claim Reggie? His body is always ready.

#Robin4Smash #DeportIwata

Only Films-a-mech can do that.

 

[Rabbattack]

Only Films-a-mech can do that.

How about we start claiming other peoples waifus, to revive the thread.

 

[Oracle_Summon]

How about we start claiming other peoples waifus, to revive the thread.

No thanks, I don't claim waifus nor have one.

 

[Rabbattack]

Who wants Mama Luigi, or how about Gay Luigi, or even Weegee.

 

[Soupenomics]

Who wants Mama Luigi, or how about Gay Luigi, or even Weegee.

You really need to calm down with this thread, you're the only person who cares if it's active or not. Let people claim waifus on their own time, stop trying to suggest them to people.

 

[Rabbattack]

You really need to calm down with this thread, you're the only person who cares if it's active or not. Let people claim waifus on their own time, stop trying to suggest them to people.

Waifus are serious business, as stated before. I find it my personal duty to secure the longetivity of this culture.

 

[Lore]

I've always found the ideas of waifus to be silly (especially after my last girlfriend became obsessed with her waifu and husbandu...), but hey whatever floats your boat.

 

[Niko Mar]

I've always found the ideas of waifus to be silly (especially after my last girlfriend became obsessed with her waifu and husbandu...), but hey whatever floats your boat.

I've always thought it to be a little silly as well, but everything here is just for fun .

So your last girlfriend was really obsessed with a waifu and husbando?

 

[Lore]

Yup! Jean from Attack On Titan and Asuna from Sword Art Online. She started the Jean one while we were dating, and it was cute... For a day. Then she went nuts with it to the point of saying Jean was her real boyfriend.

It didn't help that she only really liked me when she was drunk. :/

 

[Souless_shadow]

Yup! Jean from Attack On Titan and Asuna from Sword Art Online. She started the Jean one while we were dating, and it was cute... For a day. Then she went nuts with it to the point of saying Jean was her real boyfriend.

It didn't help that she only really liked me when she was drunk. :/

Yeah I think she may have taken the whole husbando thing WAY too seriously. We're doing this just for fun and aren't really serious about this whole thing.