Official Smash Waifu Thread

[Drowzee64]

I claim everyone who's posted in this thread so far as my waifu.

I'm sorry, I just have a thing for taking people away from their video game dream girls.

 

[Rabbattack]

Yeah I think she may have taken the whole husbando thing WAY too seriously. We're doing this just for fun and aren't really serious about this whole thing.

What are you talking about? This is serious.

 

[Giygacoal]

Like, a celebrity? Or like, an anime?

I assume you're going to say anime, haha.

>Having a real life celebrity as a waifu

Yeah, if you're a casual

List your top 10 waifus.

You can have ten waifus?

 

[PreacherDudeRox]

>Having a real life celebrity as a waifu

All I can do is laugh.

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Lol, this thread exsists

you guys are silly

 

[Rabbattack]

My top Waifu would be someone who can give me immortality or god powers, other than that it's Ditto or Sully.

Albert Einstein is on my list, but he is in 8056th place.

 

[Soupenomics]

My top Waifu would be someone who can give me immortality or god powers, other than that it's Ditto or Sully.

Albert Einstein is on my list, but he is in 8056th place.

please dude you're scaring me can you stop I'm worried about you and your sanity

 

[Rabbattack]

please dude you're scaring me can you stop I'm worried about you and your sanity

My sanity is at the 29th level. It reaches 50 kilometers if I include Mike Tyson and the ghostly adventures.

 

[Giygacoal]

Nintendo dropped the ball by not including unnatural hair colors for Miis. It's like they want to prevent Waifu Wars and Competitive Waifu vs. Waifu online or something.

 

[Rabbattack]

Nintendo dropped the ball by not including unnatural hair colors for Miis. It's like they want to prevent Waifu Wars and Competitive Waifu vs. Waifu online or something.

I would have liked more skin options. Maybe an antenna option with green skin, Shrek would be the ultimate Waifu. All hail the Ogrelord. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

 

[Giygacoal]

Maybe an antenna option with green skin, Shrek would be the ultimate Waifu. All hail the Ogrelord. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Eh, Shrek would be B+ on the Pure List at best.

 

[PreacherDudeRox]

I claim everyone who's posted in this thread so far as my waifu.

I'm sorry, I just have a thing for taking people away from their video game dream girls.

why D:

Nintendo dropped the ball by not including unnatural hair colors for Miis. It's like they want to prevent Waifu Wars and Competitive Waifu vs. Waifu online or something.

Lamenting over no Palutena... except she's a character now.

 

[BigShad]

>you will never have a harem of waifus

There is only suffering in this life.

 

[PreacherDudeRox]

>you will never have a harem of waifus

There is only suffering in this life.

One of my biggest laments.

 

[Rabbattack]

Here's a thing, pick your top Waifu from every Nintendo franchise. I'll go first.

• Mario-Shrek
• Zelda-Shrek
• Rusty's Real Deal Baseball-Shrek
• Metroid-Shrek
• Pokemon-Shrek

 

[ndayday]

>you will never have a harem of waifus

There is only suffering in this life.

Here's a thing, pick your top Waifu from every Nintendo franchise. I'll go first.

• Mario-Shrek
• Zelda-Shrek
• Rusty's Real Deal Baseball-Shrek
• Metroid-Shrek
• Pokemon-Shrek

One of my biggest laments.

 

[Rabbattack]

Don't worry. I'll risk it just so I can make love to my waifus and they know Ill never abandon them, sacrificing my own happiness for my lovers.

Sully, Ditto, Shrek, Hilda/White, Iris, Panne, Nowi, Gardevoir, Iris, Kira/Light Yagami, Onision, Potato, Sasha, Manakete Morgan, Taguel Morgan, and Robin. They are all my waifus, don't try to claim them. They love me, not any of you.

 

[BigShad]

Even with just two waifus?

Shantae and Aversa will be mai waifus. Nothing will get in my way!

 

[Rabbattack]

Even with just two waifus?

Shantae and Aversa will be mai waifus. Nothing will get in my way!

4/10. Why Aversa? She's creepy, crazy, and her jugs are too big. Even Tharja seems more sane than her.

5/10. Shantae would be a decent choice, but a belly dancer is pretty shallow of you.

EVERYONE START CRITICIZING AND RATING PEOPLES WAIFUS.

 

[BigShad]

4/10. Why Aversa? She's creepy, crazy, and her jugs are too big. Even Tharja seems more sane than her.

5/10. Shantae would be a decent choice, but a belly dancer is pretty shallow of you.

EVERYONE START CRITICIZING AND RATING PEOPLES WAIFUS.

Don't you want a crazy, loyal chick and a belly dancer with a nice a-- personality?
also you have too many waifus/husbandos for me to rate. ;~;

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

4/10. Why Aversa? She's creepy, crazy, and her jugs are too big. Even Tharja seems more sane than her.

5/10. Shantae would be a decent choice, but a belly dancer is pretty shallow of you.

EVERYONE START CRITICIZING AND RATING PEOPLES WAIFUS.

I'm shallow

So what?

 

[Soupenomics]

EVERYONE START CRITICIZING AND RATING PEOPLES WAIFUS.

no

 

[PreacherDudeRox]

This is blasphemy.

Even with just two waifus?

Shantae and Aversa will be mai waifus. Nothing will get in my way!

Shantae's cute, Aversa's hot, but Tharja is nice middle ground - also screw the guy who said something about "jugs being too big."

 

[Rabbattack]

This is blasphemy.



Shantae's cute, Aversa's hot, but Tharja is nice middle ground - also screw the guy who said something about "jugs being too big."

normal sized or really small ones are good. I don't want watermelon sized jugs to cause any more death and pain. I've seen to many good people lost to them.

 

[Giygacoal]

You nerds.

 

[Niko Mar]

You nerds.

You're just mad because someone took Shrek before you could :

 

[PreacherDudeRox]

normal sized or really small ones are good. I don't want watermelon sized jugs to cause any more death and pain. I've seen to many good people lost to them.

[sarcasm]Dude, yeah, I totally see the resemblance. Look at her boobs and how clearly unrealistic and watermelon-esque they are.[/sarcasm]

Also "small ones are good"? Not really - that's just something you deal with and accept if you're not shallow and love someone for more than their exterior assets. I get it, you might be into pettanko stuff, but small boobs are a negative, both sexually and biologically.

Also, Cammy White (my other waifu out of many) is pretty blessed, body-wise, as well.

 

[Rabbattack]

[sarcasm]Dude, yeah, I totally see the resemblance. Look at her boobs and how clearly unrealistic and watermelon-esque they are.[/sarcasm]

Also "small ones are good"? Not really - that's just something you deal with and accept if you're not shallow and love someone for more than their exterior assets. I get it, you might be into pettanko stuff, but small boobs are a negative, both sexually and biologically.

Also, Cammy White (my other waifu out of many) is pretty blessed, body-wise, as well.

I refuse to accept your lies. I like tiny ones, they are the best. Better than greater sized ones.

Can't you see the oval shaped green striped breasts on her? Are you blind?!

 

[Ridley_Prime]

No talk of how the Smash waifu pool has been further expanded?

 

[Niko Mar]

No talk of how the Smash waifu pool has been further expanded?

Sakurai really likes dem waifus...

Jeez though, technically 2 FE girls, Sakurai is really expanding the female side of the roster.

 

[Zora_of_Ylisse]

Sakurai really likes dem waifus...

Jeez though, technically 2 FE girls, Sakurai is really expanding the female side of the roster.

It's about time, too. The only female character I really cared for in previous games was Samus.

 

[LarsINTJ]

Wait... so there's no male equivalent for the term Waifu? I would have guessed 'Hasubando'.

Any custom playable character seems to work pretty well.

 

[BigShad]

Wait... so there's no male equivalent for the term Waifu? I would have guessed 'Hasubando'.

Any custom playable character seems to work pretty well.

There is, it's called "Husbando". Captain Falcon is the perfect one, no objections.

 

[Giygacoal]

Wait... so there's no male equivalent for the term Waifu? I would have guessed 'Hasubando'.

Any custom playable character seems to work pretty well.

There is, it's called "Husbando". Captain Falcon is the perfect one, no objections.

Lars has the Japanese to Roman letters right. I know what the Internet says but in Japanese "husbando" would be pronounced like "hoosbando." I agree the Cap is the best though.

Sakurai really likes dem waifus...

Whom do you suppose is Sakurai's true waifu?

 

[BigShad]

It's Palutena, no doubt about it.

 

[JediLink]

If we're all claiming waifus right now then I'll claim Lucina I guess.

And suddenly I'm glad that I did that.

 

[Bedoop]

Splash Woman is my Waifu.

 

[Giygacoal]

It's Palutena, no doubt about it.

What makes you say that?

 

[Soupenomics]

Splash Woman is my Waifu.

but like
tail

 

[BigShad]

What makes you say that?

Why wouldn't you make one of your own creations your waifu?
also, a rumor claims that Sakurai has some fanart of a... ahem, "healthy" Palutena in his office.