Official Smash Waifu Thread

[XStarWarriorX]

Good, I don't want to play with brawl's netcode. I have a 3DS but I will buy a WiiU if it's for the honor of my waifu.


anything less than 15% and you're a bad customer! ... Oh my god... I am incredibly amusing. I should remember that.

Same brawl was rushed to death, and PM couldn't fix it without rewriting it outright, and that takes up 2 much work, one little move and it desyncs. i'm surprised brawl even got wi-fi with that SSE thing they were doing.

Hey a stock off is a stock off, i'll take it any way I can get it. and if your unaware enough to get gimped then so be it

 

[Madolche ♦ Procione]

@ XStarWarriorX 's all good man. This is smashboards after all. I think it's safe to say we all have a competitive side here. And I will fight to the last for dat prince.

@Daftatt Oho.. *golf clap* Your wit is wonderful. Thank you for that.

 

[XStarWarriorX]

@ XStarWarriorX 's all good man. This is smashboards after all. I think it's safe to say we all have a competitive side here. And I will fight to the last for dat prince.

@Daftatt Oho.. *golf clap* Your wit is wonderful. Thank you for that.

w-wait....... your talking about lucina right? not martha?

I always get her and her confused

 

[Madolche ♦ Procione]

w-wait....... your talking about lucina right? not martha?

I always get her and her confused

Marf just has issues expressing his masculinity. ;-;

 

[XStarWarriorX]

Marf just has issues expressing his masculinity. ;-;

Spoiler

 

[Niko Mar]

What the hell is this waifu claiming thing I missed?

......I guess I'll explain.....kinda....

In the OP I stated we'll be having tournaments when Smash 4 comes out to claim waifus . Plus we agreed that everyone should be limited to one, so one guy who has 4 isn't challenged constantly. I have some proposed rules for the tournaments spread across the 2nd page .

Spoiler

Technically you can say whoever you want is your waifu (and have multiple, since the tournament is like a second part to this thread), but everyone seemed to agree on one per person anyway. Besides, it's more fun to talk/troll about the tournament and who you're gonna beat for a certain waifu .

I'm just going with the flow, because I like the way this thread is going so far.

 

[XStarWarriorX]

......I guess I'll explain.....kinda....

In the OP I stated we'll be having tournaments when Smash 4 comes out to claim waifus . Plus we agreed that everyone should be limited to one, so one guy who has 4 isn't challenged constantly. I have some proposed rules for the tournaments spread across the 2nd page .

Spoiler

Technically you can say whoever you want is your waifu (and have multiple, since the tournament is like a second part to this thread), but everyone seemed to agree on one per person anyway. Besides, it's more fun to talk/troll about the tournament and who you're gonna beat for a certain waifu .

I'm just going with the flow, because I like the way this thread is going so far.

Your husbando sucks.

 

[Niko Mar]

Your husbando sucks.

Which one, Lucina or Ganondorf?

 

[XStarWarriorX]

Which one, Lucina or Ganondorf?

this one you weirdo, this one.

 

[Sarki Soliloquy]

You fools can have lyn I already have my one true love! Anna!

************! You *******! I thought we had something special!

Well, I'm gonna brief myself on this whole waifu ego-****ing contest before I even introduce my choice. There's still many genuine women in the Nintendo harem to choose from.

 

[Souless_shadow]

Mother****er! You *******! I thought we had something special!

Well, I'm gonna brief myself on this whole waifu ego-****ing contest before I even introduce my choice. There's still many genuine women in the Nintendo harem to choose from.

It's ok you can take her I have Palutena now.

 

[PreacherDudeRox]

Hey guys, so - what's the deal with Lucina anyway?

Mother****er! You *******! I thought we had something special!

Well, I'm gonna brief myself on this whole waifu ego-****ing contest before I even introduce my choice. There's still many genuine women in the Nintendo harem to choose from.

Smart move. I personally believe there are too many great choices, so I'll just juggle my claims around

It's ok you can take her I have Palutena now.

Palutena really is a sweet pick, haha.

 

[FalKoopa]

I'm quite surprised that no one seems to have claimed Peach yet. Is she really that unpopular?

 

[PreacherDudeRox]

I'm quite surprised that no one seems to have claimed Peach yet. Is she really that unpopular?

I think she's cute, and I've seen enough fan art with her to think she's hot, but I'm not that shallow in real life; so the fact that Peach has the personality of a cardboard box makes me put her lower on my list. But I still would get at Peach, for example, in the same manner of a college dorm affair.

EDIT: WHOA, FalKoopa's post was deleted?

 

[Niko Mar]

I think she's cute, and I've seen enough fan art with her to think she's hot, but I'm not that shallow in real life; so the fact that Peach has the personality of a cardboard box makes me put her lower on my list. But I still would get at Peach, for example, in the same manner of a college dorm affair.

EDIT: WHOA, FalKoopa's post was deleted?

Oh really, his post was deleted? That's strange....

You know what though, I just remembered that there's that Mario comic where Peach is overflowing with personality. I'm not a comic guy, so I've never read it, but it seems pretty cool for what it does with well.... everything (not just Peach). Too bad she couldn't be more like this, that'd be awesome.

Here (the Peach part starts around 4:07):

 

[PreacherDudeRox]

Oh really, his post was deleted? That's strange....

You know what though, I just remembered that there's that Mario comic where Peach is overflowing with personality. I'm not a comic guy, so I've never read it, but it seems pretty cool for what it does with well.... everything (not just Peach). Too bad she couldn't be more like this, that'd be awesome.

Here (the Peach part starts around 4:07):

I love it! Embarrass She's a total badass - I love the idea of a princess who actually fights the fight herself, haha.

 

[FalKoopa]

EDIT: WHOA, FalKoopa's post was deleted?

I deleted it by accident and I don't know how to bring it back. ;_;

EDIT: nvm, figured out how to do it.

Oh really, his post was deleted? That's strange....

You know what though, I just remembered that there's that Mario comic where Peach is overflowing with personality. I'm not a comic guy, so I've never read it, but it seems pretty cool for what it does with well.... everything (not just Peach). Too bad she couldn't be more like this, that'd be awesome.

Here (the Peach part starts around 4:07):

Ah yes, the Super Mario Adventures comic. I wish Peach kept that personality in the games.

 

[PreacherDudeRox]

Any who tries to fight me for Lyndis...

they'll get served

I'll have to dish out some pain

they'll get to see what's cooking

LOL, I don't know what I'm saying anymore.

 

[Souless_shadow]

Palutena really is a sweet pick, haha.

That is why she will always be mine.

 

[PreacherDudeRox]

That is why she will always be mine.

You seem really confident in your skills. Hopefully my cockiness translates over well to SSB4, or else I'm screwed, haha.

 

[Souless_shadow]

You seem really confident in your skills. Hopefully my cockiness translates over well to SSB4, or else I'm screwed, haha.

Same with me I have a lot of cockiness but not always enough to show for it. That's why I'm training for this grand battle of waifus.

 

[Sarki Soliloquy]

Someone should make a waifu claims list with the credentials being 'Username - Waifu(s)/Husbando(s)". This will be convenient for people who are yet to decide which characters we'll be senpai too. :3

 

[Ridley_Prime]

Ah, so this thread's a thing huh? Heard something about it yesterday.

Well, my 2 cents.

And see this blue shell here? Rosalina has it aimed at everyone that isn't me!

But for real, I guess I won't be taking this whole thing too seriously like some of you might with Lyndis or ZSS. Still, should be interesting to keep an eye on all this and see how this.. competition plays out.

 

[Sarki Soliloquy]

***CLICKING ON THIS LINK IS MANDATORY FOR READING THIS POST***

Welcome to the Super Smash Brothers for Wii U/3DS Sensual Spotlight. Featuring the audacious goddess of light herself, Pretty Palutena.

That's right. This divine damsel is the ruler of Angel Land. Nuh-uh, we're not talking about some lecherous snake like Medusa. Palutena is a shining paragon of physical, sentimental, and top-tier perfection.

This alluring babe won't not put out. She ensnared the entire Smash community into a hype storm akin to 300 Mega Man reveal reactions.

Goddess of light, she can refract any light to suit her needs. Here you can see a beam cast from her staff aiming at her water boy, Pitty Pat Pitstain! Notice how it looks like a bigger version of a Light Arrow? Perhaps Pit's compensating for something.

Her mirror shield will cast a light that peers through your retinae and into your soul. It's like starring directly into the sun. So if you aren't worthy of her affection, you're vision will be absconded of ever gazing at her. Watch out!

If that little moveset exposé isn't enough to titillate you, then you better off not getting on the her bad side with her "Super Goddess Glambuster." This hidden extra hits with the space of 500 Ridleys per square inch! I'm better off not showing it. But you can always consult the Hewdraw.

She enjoys long walks along Gelato Beach, spending Sundays in bed over a Drink of the Gods, and men who don't autoselect Final Destination.

With her around, there will never be an absence of light in your heart. Baby, all I would tribute to you is my one heart, which burns for you at the scale like myriads of Fiend's Cauldrons. I'll go the extra mile and collect the sextillions of hearts from the Underworld Army and offer them to you.

FOR YOU ARE MY WAIFU!

 

[Souless_shadow]

***CLICKING ON THIS LINK IS MANDATORY FOR READING THIS POST***

Welcome to the Super Smash Brothers for Wii U/3DS Sensual Spotlight. Featuring the audacious goddess of light herself, Pretty Palutena.

That's right. This divine damsel is the ruler of Angel Land. Nuh-uh, we're not talking about some lecherous snake like Medusa. Palutena is a shining paragon of physical, sentimental, and top-tier perfection.

This alluring babe won't not put out. She ensnared the entire Smash community into a hype storm akin to 300 Mega Man reveal reactions.

Goddess of light, she can refract any light to suit her needs. Here you can see a beam cast from her staff aiming at her water boy, Pitty Pat Pitstain! Notice how it looks like a bigger version of a Light Arrow? Perhaps Pit's compensating for something.

Her mirror shield will cast a light that peers through your retinae and into your soul. It's like starring directly into the sun. So if you aren't worthy of her affection, you're vision will be absconded of ever gazing at her. Watch out!

If that little moveset exposé isn't enough to titillate you, then you better off not getting on the her bad side with her "Super Goddess Glambuster." This hidden extra hits with the space of 500 Ridleys per square inch! I'm better off not showing it. But you can always consult the Hewdraw.

She enjoys long walks along Gelato Beach, spending Sundays in bed over a Drink of the Gods, and men who don't autoselect Final Destination.

With her around, there will never be an absence of light in your heart. Baby, all I would tribute to you is my one heart, which burns for you at the scale of like the Fiend's Cauldron. I'll go the extra mile and collect the sextillions of hearts from the Underworld Army and offer them to you.

FOR YOU ARE MY WAIFU!

That was very passionate but..........I claimed her already

 

[XStarWarriorX]

Any who tries to fight me for Lyndis...

they'll get served

I'll have to dish out some pain

they'll get to see what's cooking

LOL, I don't know what I'm saying anymore.

My waifu, yeah i'll try you, just be ready for hot plate of punishment. Cause i'm not gonna let you waltz in here and claim dat fine waifu, you dig?

 

[PreacherDudeRox]

My waifu, yeah i'll try you, just be ready for hot plate of punishment. Cause i'm not gonna let you waltz in here and claim dat fine waifu, you dig?

If you want, I can claim someone else in the mean time.

 

[JediLink]

Huge Palutena post

Well, I was right. This thread has gone places.

Also, reading it with that music was awesome.

 

[PreacherDudeRox]

Ah, so this thread's a thing huh? Heard something about it yesterday.

Well, my 2 cents.

And see this blue shell here? Rosalina has it aimed at everyone that isn't me!

But for real, I guess I won't be taking this whole thing too seriously like some of you might with Lyndis or ZSS. Still, should be interesting to keep an eye on all this and see how this.. competition plays out.

***CLICKING ON THIS LINK IS MANDATORY FOR READING THIS POST***

Welcome to the Super Smash Brothers for Wii U/3DS Sensual Spotlight. Featuring the audacious goddess of light herself, Pretty Palutena.

That's right. This divine damsel is the ruler of Angel Land. Nuh-uh, we're not talking about some lecherous snake like Medusa. Palutena is a shining paragon of physical, sentimental, and top-tier perfection.

This alluring babe won't not put out. She ensnared the entire Smash community into a hype storm akin to 300 Mega Man reveal reactions.

Goddess of light, she can refract any light to suit her needs. Here you can see a beam cast from her staff aiming at her water boy, Pitty Pat Pitstain! Notice how it looks like a bigger version of a Light Arrow? Perhaps Pit's compensating for something.

Her mirror shield will cast a light that peers through your retinae and into your soul. It's like starring directly into the sun. So if you aren't worthy of her affection, you're vision will be absconded of ever gazing at her. Watch out!

If that little moveset exposé isn't enough to titillate you, then you better off not getting on the her bad side with her "Super Goddess Glambuster." This hidden extra hits with the space of 500 Ridleys per square inch! I'm better off not showing it. But you can always consult the Hewdraw.

She enjoys long walks along Gelato Beach, spending Sundays in bed over a Drink of the Gods, and men who don't autoselect Final Destination.

With her around, there will never be an absence of light in your heart. Baby, all I would tribute to you is my one heart, which burns for you at the scale like myriads of Fiend's Cauldrons. I'll go the extra mile and collect the sextillions of hearts from the Underworld Army and offer them to you.

FOR YOU ARE MY WAIFU!

Wow, very amazing posts. I can't wait to beat both of you.

 

[Sarki Soliloquy]

That was very passionate but..........I claimed her already

Please tell me you're joking.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

I got a confession to make

I don't care about Lyn at all

 

[PreacherDudeRox]

I got a confession to make

I don't care about Lyn at all

LOL, why'd you fake your interest for Lyn?

EDIT: How could you not love this? Embarrass

Spoiler: Lyn is so cute, yo.

Them thighs though.

Diggin' the art style, and them thighs, again.

Something's relaxing about this.

Oh man - simply wonderful.

She'd be an amazing Christmas gift, don't you think?

Perfectly serene, huh?

Just plain cute. Amazing legs, as always.

 

[FalKoopa]

LOL, why'd you fake your interest for Lyn?

EDIT: How could you not love this? Embarrass

Spoiler: Lyn is so cute, yo.

Them thighs though.

Diggin' the art style, and them thighs, again.

Something's relaxing about this.

Oh man - simply wonderful.

She'd be an amazing Christmas gift, don't you think?

Perfectly serene, huh?

Just plain cute. Amazing legs, as always.

ALL of them are broken.

 

[Souless_shadow]

Please tell me you're joking.

I'm not joking. But I'm feeling nice today so you can have her. I'll just take Zelda instead.

 

[Sarki Soliloquy]

Alright, it's settled. Thank you! Zelda's a nice second choice too. Hehe!

Wonder when we'll reach a waifu shortage. All the good ones are going fast.

 

[FalKoopa]

Hey, I already claimed Zelda. At least TP Zelda. You can have OoT or SS Zelda.

 

[PreacherDudeRox]

Hey, I already claimed Zelda. At least TP Zelda. You can have OoT or SS Zelda.

I feel like SS Zelda is the cutest. I know she isn't the best, in terms of story involvement, but she's young and free of royalty at the moment, so she's the most relatable.

 

[Souless_shadow]

Hey, I already claimed Zelda. At least TP Zelda. You can have OoT or SS Zelda.

SS Zelda it is then!

 

[wedl!!]

but she's young

 

[XStarWarriorX]

If you want, I can claim someone else in the mean time.

Cool, cause lyn is mine. @ PsychoIncarnate is just trying to mess with me by picking lyn just like your doing. I knew he didn't want lyn, he wants some viridi type waifu.


....................what the hell is that sig above me....doing?