Fanboy much? (Beware, the WALL OF TEXT!)
Sonic is nowhere NEAR top. priority and kill moves are way too low. same goes for shiek. This si not melee, fox is not that great anymore, mid-low high maybe. metaknight is way too HAX to be that low. he is top for sure. Snake at the bottom? you're kidding me, right? he has projectiles, traps, approach ground and air greatness. also top. Pikachu is the new peach, with hax Dsmash, proirity, and great recovery. Ice Climbers have even more ridiculousness going for them this time around as well, definitely high. Zelda and GnW are top and hig/mid respectively. GnW is counter Camp, and Zelda is Both combined. dedede has a chaingrab, this is enough to suffice mid-high tier. Ike is WAAAAAAY too high. too predictible and no projectile. he has power, so mid prolly. Peach is no longer good either. nrefed Everything including jumps. ROB and Toon Link have crazy Fairs and Bairs (respectively) and have great recoveries and projectiles. Link and Mario are with peach. go much lower for just about the same reasons. C.Falcon is without a doubt the worst character. no approach, priority, projectile and only decent recovery.
Other than that...wait, it's LULZ post?
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