O.A.K. SNF4 Results

[Adat]

Singles:

1: PC Chris
1: Cort
3: Zoso
3: Phil Hellmuth
5: Elen
5: Pat/Pro
7: Skler
7: SpicTom
9: Pine
9: YoYo
9: Brookman
9: Hayato
13: Straw Hat
13: AOI
13: Yoshipal
13: V
17: questor
17: Z mutha ****ing K
17: CogSmooch
17: Emmy
17: MattDotZeb
17: Mikedollarsign
17: Tichinde
17: the smasher formaly known as trade mark
25: Nauctios
25: Purple Cobra
25: Eden
25: King of Cereal
25: Meat Popsicle
25: Falco1234
25: Bitter Herb

Pc Chris and Cort, and Zoso and Phil Hellmuth decided to split.

Teams:

1: Squander Fuxing (PC/Cort)
2: Pup n' Suds (Pine/Skler)
3: By the Way bro i like to play game cube with my pants off
4: Hippo Xing (Zoso/Brookman)
5: Beamswords Only (John/Sean)
5: Marth ditto money match (Tich/Fake)
7: Insert random lame joke here (V/UnknownForce)
7: Operation mugiwara (Straw hat/Eden)
9: Brown (Jeff/Shane)
9: MattDotPro (MattDotZeb/Pat/Pro)
9: Give Us Time (Falco1234/Yoshipal)
9: Teh 1337 Haxz0rzz (King of Cereal/Bitter Herb)
13: Where's my red boots? (Elen/AOI)
13: Dreamland64 (PurpleCobra / Cogsmooch)
13: Team Clam Bake (Inkling/Pyromaniac)

 

[MattDotZeb]

MattDotPro is too good.

 

[Falco1234]

MattDotPro is too good.

not good enough to get past distractions XD

 

[NusCirtap]

V ****ing sucks. He better be thinking up some legitimate johns. ^_^

 

[wWw Dazwa]

2: Pup n' Suds (Pine/Skler)

Good ****.

 

[Greene Archer]

Aw snap, I forgot to fire my laser. Oh well. Powerthirst quotes were pretty good at Wendy's.

Shoutouts when my arm stops twitching from gratuitous amounts of caffeine.

 

[MattDotZeb]

Shoutouts when my arm stops twitching from gratuitous amounts of caffeine.

Fix'd
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[Naucitos]

maybe next time i won't do completely terrible and ill actually place on something and not go cry.
i'm also still curious as to whether or not anyone knows who i am yet, although even asking might tip a few people off

greene: Energy. Thats pretty much another tip of there, darn...

 

[Greene Archer]

Lol I know who you are. I knew who you were once I saw your tag.

And I just remembered many more good powerthirst quotes. I love that it's kinda making a comeback now. Stuff's so old.

 

[trademark0013]

team "by the way bro, i like to play gamecube with my pants off" is Mikemoney and ZK. kaiba corp is too good

shoutouts later

 

[wWw Dazwa]

woah, good stuff kaibacorp, I've only played against the assman and silvasupadragon. I owe trademark a money match and now it seems I'd like teams friendlies against MikeMoney and ZK with Darc. too good.

 

[Jam Stunna]

Good stuff CT and Pat/Pro.

 

[trademark0013]

^^^ 4 swords stay recruitin. lol. these ni99as scared

 

[MattDotZeb]

9: MattDotPro (MattDotZeb/Pat/Pro)

How the **** did we get 9th with 3 people on our team?

 

[P.c. Chris]

Hella fun tourney =D thx to mr zoso for housing and teaching me smash 64 and V for driving everywhere =). I had a lot of fun . Full shoutouts tomorrow Dr. Mario for top tier x_x!

 

[MattDotZeb]

Yeah PC I heard you ***** the **** out of our crew. XD

 

[trademark0013]

^^^ i havent played pichu in years (johns).

we need to do that crew battle again. i dont even kno who was on my crew

 

[-Darc-]

Wow, a professional poker player came? I should have come. >_>

 

[shanus]

fun *** tourney, elen you still owe me a 1v1

 

[KevinM]

not good enough to get past distractions XD

Not really something to be proud of when the only way you win a match is to have your friend rub his head and pretend to jack him off, just my two cents.

 

[Zombie Lucille Ball]

great tourney.

shoutouts later.

team bracket johns lol

 

[Fake Mofo]

shout outs:

adat & emmy: great tourny i cant wait for the next one. long live snf.

tich: it was great teaming with you i think we made a pretty good tem look we took 5th!

unknownforce: it was great playing against you agian.

zoso and yoyo: you both are too good. it was great to see you agian and we should play some time dave i will call you.

P. C.: i say you took quote of the day at wendys you know the one im talking about!

brookman: next tourny i challenge you to a 5 dollar mm in stratego. (yes stratego the board game)

by the way bro i play gamecube with my pants off: this the best team name ever. i love www.derrickcomedy.com

anyone i forgot: my bad.

 

[Falco1234]

Not really something to be proud of when the only way you win a match is to have your friend rub his head and pretend to jack him off, just my two cents.

i was joking with him either way, he never told me to stop. if he did i would of, plus even if he did win he would of lost to zoso so it dosent really matter what i was doing he had multiple times to stop me. and no 1 asked for your 2 cents, thanks.

 

[unknownforce]

Lol I'm glad someone knew who Phil Hellmuth was good stuff Darc. He actually came all the way from LA having just won some tournament at Foxwoods and said he wanted the chance to prove he was also the "best smash player in the world its not even close" He had so many Johns to say after losing that the owner kicked him out of the venue. If you don't believe me, watch some of his videos on youtube and you'll see he owns every smasher in the world in terms of being the "king of johns".

Onto shoutouts. I'll try to make comments short since I have one for a lot of people. As a whole, the smash community has really stepped it up in terms of all the new players being awesome guys and the older players being as cool as ever. In no particular order:

Sarbina-Very good job with this event. I had forgotten how fun smash could be and how the smash community is such a good group. Fun team matches at the start too lol our 2 marths with team attack off are forward smashing masters. You should come to the gaming club more often, or at least somewhere around 1-3 when I'm there Wed-Fri; always a pleasure.

Adat-Good seeing you again and fun team matches at the start. Wish we could have played chess or singles though since we still haven't played chess. Good stuff co-hosting with Sabrina.

Fake Mofo-I didn't see you after the start of the event but it was nice to talk to you for the first time for more than a few seconds lol your a very cool guy and you did pretty well considering how rusty you were.

Jeremy-I know who you are cause we met before! Only Yoshi main at the tournament and bringer of many tv's is a good combination. Smash players tend to have good memories so I'm sure they'll remember that you helped out quite a bit by bringing to many tv's.

Joe-Sorry we didn't get to play I thought we would have time after singles but the event closed on us! Our Luigi misfire match still needs to be recorded one of these days. Come to the club more with Jeremy and bring the terrible controller lol I wanna try using it.

Purple Cobra, Falco1234, and Trademark-Nice meeting you guys and playing you in pools. PC was too much for all of us lol but no shame in that. All cool guys.

Cort-Wish we could have played more lol our early matches were so random. Good seeing you again. You have gotten really good I wanted to see your Peach vs PC in the finals instead of Falcon dittos lol.

Brookman-Didn't get to talk to you much which is a shame. One of the coolest guys ever as always.

V-All considering, we didn't do bad in teams lol thanks for teaming with me and it was good seeing you again lol I love your comments about saying PC sucks because of how everyone else reacts if they don't realize your being sarcastic.

Pc.Chris-Fun seeing you again and playing your Fox. I actually learned quite a bit just from those few matches, only wish I coulda played you more lol. You've gotten scary good at this game. Also very modest saying sheik vs fox is one of your best matchups lol I seriously don't mind losing anymore and my other chars wouldn't have done any better except maybe if I camped and I'd still lose LOL. Always a pleasure seeing you.

Pat/Pro-Your a really cool guy. It was a lot of fun playing those friendlies. Your Fox is really good and has a lot of potential to keep improving too same with your sheik. I saw you do well against Cort too good stuff. Nice meeting you and thanks for the compliments.

MattDotZeb-Haven't seen you in over a year so it was cool seeing my former teammate again. Awesome stuff having the Queen song on your Ipod and letting me listen to it. Good team matches too they were really close.

Pine-Really cool and funny guy. Good matches in singles and teams. Your Fox and Mario are very good, and you and SKLER are a really good team. Too much for me and V lol very nice meeting you.

Skler-Also one of the coolest guys ever. Our island pullout match may have been the best match ever. I REALLY hope it got recorded, but we'll have to see. That Rainbow Cruise match was so scary. I think it was the longest match in my life and the last minute we were both at high damages next hit killed. Those kinda moments are what make this game great though lol. Your Link is incredible (beating Cort and Azen!!!), and since I've faced all the best Links in the world at some point I can safetly say yours is tied with Aniki as best Link ever. Considering you've played a much shorter time, you can probably be even better! You and Pine are both ridiculously talented. Hope to see you again.

SpicTom-Lol didn't see you much, but good stuff getting the extra food for free at Wendy's. I hope you end up running for president, cause we really need a decent candidate out there for a change that isn't preaching the same bs! I heard you beat Hayato too very good stuff.

Hayato-We meet again haha finally got to play you again for the first time since the last turtle event over two years ago! Your Peach has a lot of potential cause you got the Krazyjones blood in you! Hope to see you around more often the turtle events were the best.

Elen-Wow, you've only been playing for a few months?! Very, very impressive. Our matches were so close and could have gone either way with the smallest move, kinda like life in general huh? You are a really nice guy and quite a humble player. You are a lot like Zanguzen in personality and I thought he was one of the coolest people in the smash community (though your play styles are much different). Very nice meeting you.

Dave-Haven't seen you since August, so it was awesome to see you again. In those past few months you've gotten even better. Good matches lol I think they motivate both of us which is always a good thing. You should stop by the sheldons so we can get some tennis in before it gets too cold.

Lowell and John-Didn't see either of you guys playing much, but it was great seeing you both at the event. Lowell you've still got it with Bowser you should really main him and only use other chars vs projectile or super speedy chars. John we never had the chance for team misfire which is ultra lame.

Kevin-Another really cool guy. Nice meeting you and playing the one stock match which ended in a tie! RI should be known as the land of dedicated Bowsers.

Questor-Good matches. Didn't get to talk to you much but you seemed like a cool guy. Fountain of dreams is a lame level lol even I don't like it and I tend to play one of the few characters who dosen't suck on it. Nice meeting you.

Guy who hated shy guys-Not sure what your name was, but awesome stuff with the shy guy hatred. Guess you won't like my avatar. But you did pretty well considering you just learned about the advanced techniques. Back when I started a lot of new players who hadn't heard of WD or L-cancel would make up 30% of the tournament field and you would have beaten those 30% no problem but now there aren't any players that are really bad at this game anymore. Nice meeting you.

Friend of guy who hated shy guys and friend of Trademark-Also nice meeting you guys.

Maine-Sorry you guys couldn't make it. Even though the event was great, it would have been even better with Maine there.

I think thats everyone. My shoutouts are too long but I wanted to include everyone I met or played. This event was a blast! I don't think I'll be able to get out of work on a Saturday again for quite some time so I'm not sure if I can attend more events, but if brawl is online I'll see you all again there!

 

[shminkledorf]

shminkledorf - good sheezy. man you are too good.

 

[awsmsean]

woah, good stuff kaibacorp, I've only played against the assman and silvasupadragon. I owe trademark a money match and now it seems I'd like teams friendlies against MikeMoney and ZK with Darc. too good.

we played a long time ago, i'm pretty sure i'm a lot better now , esticle eh? I'll mm you if you want.

 

[_V_]

Fun times

Zoso is the best for letting us stay with him. <3 Good times!!

Cort- you're too good! Thanks for ****** me in pools.

Brookman- forgot how to actually not sandbag.

PC- I beat your Kirby Thanks for trying to teach me how to play. My style ***** you ...Oh wait. You are too good at 64 for never playing before.

Unknown- Yay for us in teams...stupid bracket. Nice seeing you again, and good job in singles!

Nus- No johns. Pat/pro and **** Tom ***** my ****.

Kaiba Corp is getting too good!! Good **** Mikedolllarsign and ZK in teams!! Trademark we only played one match again

Emmy- Thanks for a great tournament!

AOI- Sorry I camp platforms vs Falco Same pool two weekends in a row!

Yoshipal- Good matches in pools and brackets!

Elen- You're yellow, hahaha. Good **** in singles...next time play me!

**** Tom- IC's are too good! Good ****!

Pat/pro- Too good! We play pretty similar, except you're way smarter. Yay for non-techy Foxes.

Maine- We missed you.

CT- Squander more.

Everyone else- Good ****.

 

[Greene Archer]

Shoutouts:

UnknownForce: I'm still trying to figure out why I went shiek against you. possibly one of my worst tournament choices ever. Although there was no way I was going to get past you. Really good games.

Nauctios: Good games, your yoshi's not bad. Also, stay away from Wendy's, or get better karma.

Brookman: It's nice to have finally played you, you completely owned me. I think I might have gotten one win if I hadn't started messing up my DI... Either way, it was a pleasure playing you.

Emmy: Your zelda is waaaay too good. Out of all the times we've played, I've still haven't figured out how to approach it. Also, great tournament, pretty well run, good times.

ZK: Good games, we should rematch next time.

Hayato: First time playing you, and **** you are good. I had absolutely no idea how to play you. Good stuff.

Tich: Good games. Your fox is really good. Also, that jiggs counter is mad nice, I'm going to have to start using it.

MeatPopsicle: Good friendlies, nice chillin with you at Wendy's.

MattDotLate: Way to follow my advice and call tom for a ride.

Pine: Your mario scares me. You are crazy good.

Skler: Didn't play you, but you and pine need more hamburgers.

KevinM: Dedicated Eater.

Adat: Nice playing with you, you're a really cool guy.

PC.Chris: I finally met you. And now I'm apparently Darc2King. I will use this name a begin my hostile takeover.

Anyone I didn't play: I should play you next time.

Anyone I played: Good games.

Anyone else: Haha you don't exist.

 

[Yoshipal13]

Shoutouts lol.

O.A.K: Good tourney. Looking forward to the next one.

Adat: Nice MM. I definitely want to do one of those again.

V: Nice matches.

MeatPopsicle: Close matches in pools and the bracket. We need to rematch next time.

MattDotZeb: ..lol?

ZoSo: I've never actually played you before yesterday...And wow your Falcon is ****. lol @ trying to Falcon Punch during Ness' recovery.

YoYo and someone else: Amazing team matches. Team Pedophile and Team Breakfast ftw.

Falco1234: We suck at teams.

 

[Falco1234]

i dident post shoutouts yet, so here


Adat- good 2 dollar random money match, your too good with all those randoms >_>

skler- your link ***** me in brakcets, btw you sweat a lot when you play

yoyo- good team mamtches at the end with me and yoshipal prolly most fun i had at the tourney

Mattdotdistraction- your prolly still pissed, but i was joking

spictom- good 1 dollar bottom tier MM even though your pichu ***** me

unknownforce/anyone else in my pools- good matches i dident really give a **** about pools maybe i should of becuase i got my *** kicked >_>

tich- i come closer every tourney to at least almost beating you

Yoshipal- we still suck at teams big time, we need more practice -.-

Guy working behind the counter there- i wish you would of showed me your hentai collection, i know you had one.





fun tourney thank you OAK for hosting another good one, ill be at SNF5

 

[Cort]

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[Elen]

I had a lot of fun here. I <3 small tournies. I actually get to relax and chill with people :D

Shoutouts!!!

KevinM - <3333333333

PC Chris - Finally got to play :O Your a lot of fun to be around. Get down to Mass more!!

Cort - Good stuff as always. We didn't get to play (as usual) but nice seeing you anyways ^.^

ZoSo - <3333333333 That's the closest I can come to expressing myself to you in a shoutout.

Unknown Force - Your an awesome guy! I had so much fun in the matches we played, really intense stuff. You need to start coming out to stuff again ^^ Also, I'll get you next time :O

Pat/Johns - No johns. The rivalry lives on. You getting old Patrick? Nice seeing you as always ^^

Skler - SKRAAAA! Play me next time.

**** Tom - Finally stepping it up with those Super Powered Ice Climbers! Good stuff man. Ready for MM6?

Pine - Mario has too many mindgames. We'll have to finish our set up 18-3 billion next time.

Brookman - :O Good games man *shine* You pretty much define awesome.

AOI - You could've had me How glad are you that we played in tourny again!!

_V_ - Your too good for me :O We should actually play next time. Try and get over to Mass more ^^

Questor - You really do look like Darc+Mew2King. Darc2King ftw.

Mattdotlate - Your were late, as expected.

Mike$ - Your tech skill is really good. Get some more experience, and your going to be a great player.

Emmy+Paul - Awesome job running the tourny. I had a lot of fun. Small relaxed tournies are the way to go :]

EVERYONE GO TO MASS MADNESS 6 ON DECEMBER 8TH!!!

 

[Tichinde925]

Marth Ditto Money Matches are too good!

PC Chris is too good at Marth Ditto Money Matches, he even allowed me to Marth Ditto MM him when he used this controller:

Also, didnt expect to see John Luo (Old Classmate) there. Too bad we didnt get to play.
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[operation]

Straw hat! nice placing in singles.
And if i do say so myself our teamwork was pretty decent lol

 

[Greene Archer]

That controller is the Anti-Marth. How'd he do it?

 

[D1]

maybe R+A? LOL

 

[trademark0013]

shoutouts:

OAK: good crew battles. u might have had a chance if we werent from FALCONS COUNTRY

PPL in my pool: good matches

**** Tom: lol. yea, the tourney seeding and reseeding was dumb. but u beat me the 2nd time when it mattered. good ish. all of our matches were too f-ing close

Pat/Pro: good matches

Sklr: that link is annoying, wich is a good thing. too bad we only got to play once

KevinM: bout damm time we played. good match

V: lol. we play like once every 4 months. lol

2nd crew battle: um... good stuff whoever was in it? lol

PC Chris: sry for sandbagging you

Joel: 6 months later and u havent lost ur skill. u still need to get better tho. dont get excited cuz u beat my spacies. and i hope u kno what "no johns" means. lol

Yoshiplayer/Emmy: thnx for the warm up games

Mikemoney: glad u got ur old fox back

ZK: FLACON... PUNCH!!!! plus i owe u for entering me in singles

MattdotZeb: we chilled a lot but never played

Pine: ... beast...

Random ppls i played: GGs

 

[Skler]

Shoutouts (sort of)

PC- I'm getting you back in Link dittos next tourny. Possibly Pound 3? Either that or go to Mass Madness/the Maine tourny. Your doc ***** everyone.

Cort- First (all) Shiek I ever lost to in a tourny . I'll get you next time!

Unknown Force- Second all out Shiek I ever lost to in a tourny. Man I lost to Shieks a lot yesterday. Good **** with the island pullout match. Batman vs Joker ftw.

Elen- I will play you next time. Stay yellow.

Emmy- I've never played you in singles (I think).

Zoso- You're ****ing good. Aren't you glad you entered singles?

**** Tom- Always an amazing addition to any tournament.

Cogsmooch- It's a shame Dreamland 64 got screwed, beard whip the other team next time.

Kevin M, dedicated Howser- You sir, are the man. Anybody who owns Pokemon The First movie and Pokemon 2000 is amazing in my book, but you back it up with all around awesomeness. Your house seems like it's a million miles from civilization.

Pat/Pro- Ness!?

Matt.zeb- I hate DK64, stop picking it >.

Trademark- I'll play you more next tourny, kinda sucks we all got kicked out early.

Maine- Get rides.

 

[trademark0013]

proof that ct is falcons country

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCq0APeMZKY

 

[ZoSo]

Lowell: Glad you could make it, man. Try to squander less in future Smash endeavors.

John: You won't read this since you don't have an account, but it was good to see you playing Smash and enjoying yourself again. I'm sure it's more fun when you don't have to play with a fag like me.

Kyle: Good job making it so far after so long. I'm sure I'll see you around one of these days.

Kevin: <3

Tony: Good to see you again, man. I'll try to keep in touch.

Emmy: Thanks for hosting another great tourney and for adding me in at the last second (or maybe a little after).

Paul: I really didn't have any idea who you were or what you were like until pretty recently, but I'm glad to have made your acquaintance. Hopefully I'll see you again soon.

Cort: *kills self*

Brookman: I was/am sad that I had to play you. Thanks for letting me win.

Chris: It's fun to pick your brain and see all the cool **** you come up with. I'm glad I finally got to play you again.

Steve: Thanks for driving. Sorry for getting us lost. I know you're not really a model, but you certainly could be with your rugged good looks and boyish charms.

Elen: LOL @ thinking my Fox is good or something.

Pat: I think ours was probably the best set I played all tourney. I think your Sheik could have a lot of potential. Be a little more careful with the random dash attacks.

Hayato: I'm kind of relieved that I didn't have to play you.

Tom: Good **** beating Hayato. I have no idea what happened in our set. <_<

MattDotZeb: Sorry to trash-talk you so much... You are pretty bad, though.

Skler: You're still amazing. You just had a rough day with Sheiks. It happens to the best of us. Next time you should bust out the Ganon and chaingrab that hoe.

Mike: <3

Everybody I played in the bracket/pools: Good ****.