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Norcal/Bay Area/DBR:NorCal Nevers: Everything in Moderation. Including Moderation.

choknater

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choknater
The Spam of Destiny

by choknater

(posting this here in norcal thread so i can sig this post. SHHH dont tell broomers i posted another copy.)

watch this first: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJTYp1tvd3Q
Warning: Profanity

....
!!!

: Hey, we can still get the post. You talk to Crimson King, I’ll start the drafts.
: There’s still a chance for us, you know what I mean?
: Yeah, let’s do this.
: AHHH!!!

: I AM EVOOOOLVED!
: F********!

: Yes, you are ****ed! **** out of luck!
Check out my sludge, I’ve evolved into MUK!

: Wait, waaaait, wait you motha-****a!
We challenge you to a spam-off!
Give us one chance to spam your socks off!

: ****! ****! F*****ck. The Grimer code prevents me from declining a spam-off challenge.
What are your terms? What’s the ca-a-atch…?

: If we win, you must take your sorry ban back to Gid.

: And what if I win?

: You can take my cute Nia avatar back to hell…
: NANI?!
: Trust me Nia, it’s the only way…
: Nanda sore wa?!
: To be your little *****!

: FINE! Let the spam-off begin! Hahahahaha!
I’m - an - admin - I - love - ban - ning!
In - closed - threads - we - have - mod - parties!

I’m an admin, therefore I am the man!
Whoever irks me, I shall infract!
There’s never been a big scrub that I’ve never banned!

I can’t wait to take Nia back to hell!
I'll fill her with sludge 'till she lets out a yell!
I’ll close her thread, then her account I will sell!

: NOOOOWWW!
Come on Nia, let’s fight his spam with our spam.
: There’s just no way that we can win. That was a masterpiece.
:Oi, oi..
:He mods to hard because his join date is ’01.
: URUSE, BAKA!
Your ban will be permanent,
He’s gonna poll your punishment,
Unless we bust a massive monster spamma-jam!
: We’ve been through so much ****…
: We’ve gotten five referrals with our ****!
: Now it’s time to blow this MUK-er down!

: Come on chok, now it’s time to blow doors down!
: I hear ya nater, now it’s time to blow doors down!
: Let’s post a thread ‘cause it’s time for a show down!
: We’ll spam his profile just to make him our ***-clown!
: Now we’ve got to blow this MUK-er down!
: He’ll perma-ban me if we do not blow doors down!
: Come on, chok, now it’s time to blow doors down!
: Oooh we’ll GIGA DRILL ya, it’s time for a smack down!

: Hey stupid admins!
You’re good as dead!
We know your weakness!
One Epic thread!
We’ll prove to smashers!
“Post count is Lord!”
We will defeat you!
For all the boards!
You hold the ban hammer!
We hold the key!
You’re Gimpy’s Bowser!
We’re Dedede!

: We’re Dedede, we’re Dedede, we’re Dedede, we’re Dedede!
We’re Dedede, we’re Dedede, we’re Dedede, we’re Dedede!
We’re Dedede, we’re Dedede, we’re Dedede, we’re Dedede!
We’re Dedede, we’re Dedede, we’re Dedede, WE’RE DEDEDE!

: You guys are ****in’ banned! Come on, Nia, you’re comin with me!
Taste my ban hammer, ****ers!

: NO!!!

: Ow! My ****in’ sludge! Oh no…!

: You’re out of luck, you ugly Muk, until the day Brawl doesn’t suck!

: No! I’ll ban you Nia! And you Nagi!
I’ll get you Tenacious choknater!!!



[FONT=&quot]Craaaaazy C0nn0r[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] (5:16:07 PM):[/FONT][FONT=&quot]holy ****[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Craaaaazy C0nn0r[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] (5:16:17 PM):[/FONT][FONT=&quot]I keep refreshing my pac west page[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Craaaaazy C0nn0r[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] (5:16:22 PM):[/FONT][FONT=&quot]in hopes of someone replying and ****[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]choknater[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] (5:16:25 PM):[/FONT][FONT=&quot]LMAO[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Craaaaazy C0nn0r[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] (5:16:35 PM):[/FONT][FONT=&quot]and the 2 latest topics[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Craaaaazy C0nn0r[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] (5:16:40 PM):[/FONT][FONT=&quot]are lame[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]choknater[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] (5:16:45 PM):[/FONT][FONT=&quot]im quoting that[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Craaaaazy C0nn0r[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] (5:17:02 PM):[/FONT][FONT=&quot]lmao[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Craaaaazy C0nn0r[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] (5:17:05 PM):[/FONT]J
[FONT=&quot]Craaaaazy C0nn0r[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] (5:17:18 PM):[/FONT][FONT=&quot]forums without you are BOOOOORING[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Craaaaazy C0nn0r[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] (5:17:30 PM):[/FONT][FONT=&quot]even the barlow forums are more interesting[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Craaaaazy C0nn0r[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] (5:17:48 PM):[/FONT][FONT=&quot]please come back soon baby[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

Well I'm back baby. Feels good. 10,000 posts.




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choknater

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some like it some don't. just shows who hates me

"you know your 10000th post cheered me up alot lol my laptop just got infected with some bull**** and i was on the verge of just throwing this piece of crap laptop away but your post has showed me that i too want to reach 10000 poss and i cant do it without a computer so now im manually cleaning it up"

with that, i am satisfied
 

Naota21t

Smash Champion
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The Bay Area, CA
I wanna play ProdigyKid again. I wanna see how much I've improved since the last time we played.

Even though it wouldn't be accurate since I'm assuming Minh hasn't been playing very much lately lol.
 

TK Wolf

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Bellevue, WA
I wouldn't mind the drive. A few others might be coming over to my place though, so I might not be able to. I guess I'll note you if I can.
 

pockyD

Smash Legend
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San Francisco, CA
yeah =\

i'm usually only willing to drive a decent distance for non-tourney smash if it's a smashfest with a lot of people i know or if i'm in one of those moods... but today is not one of those days

aim = 'horizonflash' if you change your mind
 

ProdigyKid

Smash Lord
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UC Santa Cruz / Santa Clara CA
I wanna play ProdigyKid again. I wanna see how much I've improved since the last time we played.

Even though it wouldn't be accurate since I'm assuming Minh hasn't been playing very much lately lol.
Right on Sparky.

You've probably have gotten better though. If you forth the time and effort, you'll get better eventually. There are some exceptions though, and just keep going 0-2 and 1-2.
 

SuperRad

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San Francisco, CA [Sometimes Santa Cruz]
SuperRad Tier...
the toilet of NorCal smash, where the lazy, dumb and less fortunate are doomed to wallow for eternity in two-and-outs. the only place where winning a friendly, any friendly, is call for celebration. the place where no one wants to team with you except your friends from high school and people who don't know better.
It's a rough place to be
but someone has to be down here.
 
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