Dear City Slickers and North Jersians,
Boy do I have a tournament for you, this Saturday:
5th BEST 2. We liked 5th BEST so much we decided to have another one. Being held in scenic Troy, New York (it's like Albany's ****tier cousin). But not to worry, the venue is held at RPI, which is a reputable university. Not downtown Troy where no less than 3 stabbings happen a day*. For you fellows of the North Jersey variety, this should be no more than a 2 and a half hour drive. And guess what? There's no venue fee. This **** is crazy. So that money you would have spent on the venue can go to your travel costs. Get a 4 person carpool, and look at that, your travel costs are covered by your would-be venue fee. And the directions couldn't be easier. You know that big-ass interstate highway, I-87, directly above your state? You just take that all the way up to the Albany exit (exit 23) and head towards Troy on 787. Get off at 9E and head up that hill until you see 15th st on your right. Take that turn and after driving for a little bit look out for the Student Union on your left. That's like 3 directions. Holy hell that's easy. Hope to see you there!
*This statistic is in no way verified. There may be more or less stabbings a day.