The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
Then he gets a Smash Ball and becomes B E T R A Y A LEh, I think if everyone else had time to talk they'd drag him back by the neck. Or barring that the Smashers would pin down everyone until they made up. But then Takumi would just keep getting possessed by something new every week.
"Dangit Takumi, you didn't have to get so close to that sludge!"
"Does anyone else hear a buzzing sound?"
"Takumi, you are NOT dancing with a pineapple with lipstick smeared on it at 3 AM!"
And then Leo would have to be the one to keep knocking him out of it repeatedly.