A friend brought his Switch with Breath Of The Wild. So I experienced the game once more, giving me a chance to do dumb **** like this:
-Blow up bombs on the wildlife
-Blow up bombs on myself
-Assert my dominance as the superior lifeform on top of the food chain by sniping a bird with an Ice Arrow
-Fail to assert my dominance as the superior lifeform by trying to kill a moose with a bomb and fall off a cliff due the explosion by accident.
-Fall off a cliff on purpose
-Search for certain suit
-Get killed by the Yiga clan
-Destroy the Yiga clan
-lmao, the Mighty Bananas in spanish are called "Belic Bananas"
-Get a cool sword and then toss it on the middle of Lake Hylia by mistake.
-Stasis ****ery
-Get kicked on the face by a horse
-Spend 15 minutes chasing and killing the horse
-Kill more horses
-Tame a horse by accident
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-Threaten people with arrows
-Snipe a dragonfly with an explosive arrow
-Cut a log and become Tao Pai Pai
-Hit myself on the head with a Stasis boosted rock
-Challenge a white Bokoblin
-Run like a ***** from a Lynel
-Get absolutely ***wiped by Molduga
-Shield surfing to ragdoll on purpose
-Take 16 screenshots of Zelda's butt
-Continue my endless rampage on the wildlife
-Enter a basic trial and get bodied.
-Become the Ultimate God of Shield Parry by killing a Guardian.
-Actually finish the game: