I think. . .
. . .The Splatoon 2 devs are hungry.
The only Splatfest we've gotten that doesn't have to do with food is Rock Vs. Pop, and that was only for Japan, LOL.
I don't even really have any strong feelings on how my eggs are done. I guess I might go fried?
*glances further down*
Looks like it'll be a while before I pick a majority team again.

At least I'll have another Splatfest where i won't be constantly bombarded by my own team.
. . .But really, I feel like part of the slant problem could be solved if they just stopped using food as the subject constantly.