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[Cutie Gwen]

I-I thought we were pretty cool...

Oh Kurr Kurr... Poor, sweet, naive Kurr Kurr... Mocking America is our favourite hobby

 

[MF Viewtiful]

Let me tell you about Betsy "School teachers should have guns in case of bear attacks" DeVos...

She's never gone to a public school. None of her kids went to public schools. She failed to answer any sort of question regarding basic aptitude toward the job correctly. She doesn't know how federal loans and grants work. She has no background in education. She also bribed ("donated to") tons of money to right wing senators.


And she is the new Secretary of Education for the United States.

Does that mean I can start my pharmacy right now with only a expired pharmacy technician certificate? I mean if Betsy can fake it, so can I, right?

 

[Deleted member]

I-I thought we were pretty cool...

She's just jealous.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

She's just jealous.

We have, stroopkoek, oliebollen, next to no controversy about gay marriage, weekly comics of Donald Duck which are surprisingly good, easy to obtain IDs and more. Netherlands 308837195, Murica 1. That 1 is because of Twinkies. Oh wait, didn't they stop making them in America?

 

[Deleted member]

So, Zephiel is doing the classic "because men are evil" thing
I mean, he's not wrong but, at least Roy calls him out on it, seriously, when will these kind of villains realise that wiping out humanity is generally the cause of this evil
Hell, Elibe was in considerable peace after FE7 but since Zephiel's father tried to kill him, then the whole world must be evil and without hope of change

Let's just whack his face feat. everyone that deserves revenge

 

[Kurri ★]

We have, stroopkoek, oliebollen, next to no controversy about gay marriage, weekly comics of Donald Duck which are surprisingly good, easy to obtain IDs and more. Netherlands 308837195, Murica 1. That 1 is because of Twinkies. Oh wait, didn't they stop making them in America?

The **** is a stroopkoek?

 

[AwesomeAussie27]

You know there's something wrong when The King of Hyrule is losing to Cia on my poll.

I thought everyone liked him in Hyrule Warriors and Wind Waker.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

The **** is a stroopkoek?

It's ****ing delicious, that's what you uncultured swine

 

[Deleted member]

You know there's something wrong when The King of Hyrule is losing to Cia on my poll.

I thought everyone liked him in Hyrule Warriors and Wind Waker.

I would have assumed you of all people would understand the concept of "she has boobs, you must obey".

 

[Baskerville]

I-I thought we were pretty cool...

Well you guys gave me the internet and went to the moon.
So you're alright.

 

[Aetheri]

You know there's something wrong when The King of Hyrule is losing to Cia on my poll.

I thought everyone liked him in Hyrule Warriors and Wind Waker.

Too much facial hair...not enough cleavage...

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Can't make something great again if it was never great in the first place. Y'all wonder we Europeans like making jokes about you

There is dumb everywhere. Europeans are no exception

 

[Cutie Gwen]

There is dumb everywhere. Europeans are no exception

That's true, but America be craycray

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

I would have assumed you of all people would understand the concept of "she has boobs, you must obey".

Not to mention most of her followers are SK fans too. That explains a lot indeed.

Though Linkle of all characters lost to villains (Skull Kid and Ghirahim respectively) in her last poll.

Or Tingle and the flat chested Midna beating Lana for that matter.

 

[Robert of Normandy]

Also, is she Hawkeye's daughter or am I misremembering things?

Yep, that she is.

More info on who's related to who in these games.

 

[Deleted member]

We have, stroopkoek, oliebollen, next to no controversy about gay marriage, weekly comics of Donald Duck which are surprisingly good, easy to obtain IDs and more. Netherlands 308837195, Murica 1. That 1 is because of Twinkies. Oh wait, didn't they stop making them in America?

Hostess went bankrupt and closed down production.

But popularity brought them back.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

That's true, but America be craycray

so can the whole world. Everyone can be craycray. We are humans after all, the most stupid animals alive

 

[Deleted member]

so can the whole world. Everyone can be craycray. We are humans after all, the most stupid animals alive

Hear hear.

To humanity, the most advanced and most imbecilic life forms of the planet!

 

[Cutie Gwen]

so can the whole world. Everyone can be craycray. We are humans after all, the most stupid animals alive

I'm not denying that. Though the stupidest **** I've seen comes from Murica
Or Japan

Hostess went bankrupt and closed down production.

But popularity brought them back.

Good. You keep your point then :D

 

[Guybrush20X6]

Fake it until you make it. Seems to be how politics work these days.

 

[AwesomeAussie27]

I would have assumed you of all people would understand the concept of "she has boobs, you must obey".

I'm aware of that one. Unless said female character is super popular like Midna. Others were falling behind really hard to villains (Skull Kid) and joke characters (Tingle).

I guess Miss Cia is someone any fan can get behind in more ways than one.

Not to mention most of her followers are SK fans too. That explains a lot indeed.

Though Linkle of all characters lost to villains (Skull Kid and Ghirahim respectively) in her last poll.

Or Tingle and the flat chested Midna beating Lana for that matter.

Thank you for standing the obvious, Yomi.

Now enjoy your bean sprouts for lunch.

 

[Deleted member]

I'm not denying that. Though the stupidest **** I've seen comes from Murica
Or Japan

Fun fact.

Whichever country does the stupidest **** is never the country that the one answering is from. :V

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Anyway, guess who just got some pick and mix?

 

[MF Viewtiful]

Well you guys gave me the internet and went to the moon.
So you're alright.

I will take any victories I can get right now.

 

[Opossum]

What is her idea of education and schooling though?

She's got a hard on for charter schools above all else, in an attempt to encourage "choice for schooling." She has proposed giving more funding to private schools.

In theory it's not so bad, but when you realize most of what she herself has funded are far-right Christian schools, it doesn't inspire confidence...especially when it can give marginalized groups and poor people less of a chance due to charter schools always caring about their own agendas and their own money more so than the students.


There's also the fact that a good amount of them would choose to teach "alternative facts™" about things like evolution, history, and climate change, but that's a whole other can of worms...

 

[Deleted member]

This one is for Nino and Jaffar

And this one too

And now for Hector

And finally, one for Canas

I'm as surprised that the Sleep Staff hit

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

This one is for Nino and Jaffar

And this one too

And now for Hector

And finally, one for Canas

I'm as surprised that the Sleep Staff hit

Did it take 3 attacks to bring that thing to 46 hp?

 

[Cutie Gwen]

alternative facts™

I'm STILL having a hard time believing that this actually happened

 

[Deleted member]

Did it take 3 attacks to bring that thing to 46 hp?

Throne healed him, Raigh missed twice and Lilina was the only one able to double
Next turn, Niime hits the Sleep Staff and it's ass-****ing time

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

Thank you for standing the obvious, Yomi.

Now enjoy your bean sprouts for lunch.

Says the pot calling the kettle black.

The best girl won the SK poll anyway. Kat is a bottom tier girl these days.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Throne healed him, Raigh missed twice and Lilina was the only one able to double
Next turn, Niime hits the Sleep Staff and it's ***-****ing time

oh man, not even my luck was that bad in fates and I had Arthur on my team

 

[Wario Bros.]

Man, why can't it be Friday yet?

I REALLY want to see The LEGO Batman movie and all these ads and trailers are only hyping me more.

 

[Deleted member]

I DON'T LIKE WHAT I SEE IN CHAPTER 23 TOO MUCH ENEMY DENSITY

At least I can now use the Legendary Weapons™.
Wait, that village...

 

[Deleted member]

I'm STILL having a hard time believing that this actually happened

It's no surprise considering that far right conservatives have had always wanted creationism in science classes, Mike Pence himself being one of the biggest advocators for it.

 

[Deleted member]

Hey, look who's back

I see you got a haircut
He also come with a Wo Dao so that's appreciated, let's see his growths...

HP S/M Skl Spd Lck Def Res
210% 130% 140% 140% 120% 110% 100%

What was exactly the point of this anyways? Trying to show how op he's in-universe?

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

Fun Fact: The only Smash shoo-in is Yomi and no one can say otherwise.


What, you expected me to beat that dead bear again?

 

[Schnee117]

Simpsons really does have gifs and images for everything

The episode it's from is also extremely relevant. "Much Apu About Nothing"

It's no surprise considering that far right conservatives have had always wanted creationism in science classes, Mike Pence himself being one of the biggest advocators for it.

Yeah the Umbridge comparison @C _Fisher made is extremely apt.
So when does she get carried off into the woods by Bears?

 

[Deleted member]

ZELDA BREATH OF THE WILD GAME INFORMER DETAILS

Spoiler

– Nintendo previously made Zelda games by making small areas and connecting them together
– For Breath of the Wild, the team first had to figure out what needed to be placed on the map
– Groups were created out of the over 300 devs to work on specific sections of the world
– Game Informer’s demo starts at Serenne Stable
– Yammo runs this place
– Link can rest in bed and restore health here
– Stable also lets you store horses, meet with merchants, NPCs
– Stables are located throughout the world
– Each one is run by a distinct character
– You can spend rupees on a more expensive bed, giving you an extra heart the next morning
– These hearts are yellow and can’t be recovered if you’re hit in combat
– Spending time by fires in the world passes time
– Dynamic weather system in the game, with the world reacting as a result
– Ex: when it starts raining, NPCs outside the stable quickly go inside
– Beedle is back to sell you goods
– Have to be careful during a thunderstorm, since your metal items can attract thunder
– Metal weapons and shields can be discarded or thrown at enemies
– Link can get killed by lightning
– Difficulty dips/spikes depending on where you are, since you can go around it and avoid it until you’re stronger
– Over 100 Shrines
– You can find an item that identifies Shrines
– Discover a Shrine for it to be a fast-travel point
– Shrines also give a Spirit Orb
– Trade in orbs for unknown items
– Trade in orbs for unknown items
– Dedicated team handled animal A.I.
– Bears, wolves, deer move through the snow
– You can get overwhelmed by enemies quickly
– Link can keep multiple horses at a time
– Affection/loyalty important with horses
– Feed and take care of horses to raise their stats
– Can call horses over to you, but horses need to be within a certain proximity to be called
– Horses can be killed by enemies
– Aonuma “wanted players to choose their own path”, so no companion character in this game
– Stamina meter encopasses sprinting, paragliding, climbing
– Meter can be upgraded, but Nintendo won’t say how
– Different shields have different speeds and level of control for snowboarding
– Can mine rocks which can be solid for rupees or used for crafting
– Can place stamps to mark areas of interest
– Every style of weapon has a unique set of animations and feel different
– No invincible weapons in the game, Nintendo says
– Zelda can get mad at you and scold you
– Players can see the ending without seeing everything from the story
– A certain element was added in the game to make for a more cohesive storyline

– Nintendo took Game Informer directly to a dungeon
– This dungeon is constantly moving
– Game Informer says “Link must manipulate the entire enormous mechanism through his own ingenuity”
– Players can skip dungeons if they want and go straight to Calamity Ganon
– The substance known as malice covers the dungeon
– Link gets hurt if he touches it
– Can be destroyed by finding and attacking each pocket of malice’s eyeball
– Sheikah Slate serves as Link’s map, binoculars, more
– Use the slate in the dungeon to see a 3D model, tilt the entire dungeon from here
– Doing so slides blocks into place and opens up angles you can use to paraglide to new locations
– Voice tells you that you need to access terminals with the slate across the dungeon, marked on your map
– All bombs in the game are remote and don’t blow up on a timer
– Simpler approach with dungeons in Breath of the WIld
– Game Informer didn’t see the familiar chest opening animation and signature music
– Never found a signature Zelda item or compass
– Wind Blight Ganon is the dungeon boss here
– Voice tells you, “It’s one of Ganon’s own. It plays dirty.”
– Wind Blight Ganon is a huge monster, has no face, gun-like arm
– Wind Blight Ganon can create tornadoes and will fire large spikes

Hey, remember how after I beat Skyward Sword, and was playing Skyrim and Monster Hunter, I said that Zelda should really borrow a lot from those two, as it really suited what Zelda used to be like?

.... And everyone thought I was crazy.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

ZELDA BREATH OF THE WILD GAME INFORMER DETAILS

Spoiler

– Nintendo previously made Zelda games by making small areas and connecting them together
– For Breath of the Wild, the team first had to figure out what needed to be placed on the map
– Groups were created out of the over 300 devs to work on specific sections of the world
– Game Informer’s demo starts at Serenne Stable
– Yammo runs this place
– Link can rest in bed and restore health here
– Stable also lets you store horses, meet with merchants, NPCs
– Stables are located throughout the world
– Each one is run by a distinct character
– You can spend rupees on a more expensive bed, giving you an extra heart the next morning
– These hearts are yellow and can’t be recovered if you’re hit in combat
– Spending time by fires in the world passes time
– Dynamic weather system in the game, with the world reacting as a result
– Ex: when it starts raining, NPCs outside the stable quickly go inside
– Beedle is back to sell you goods
– Have to be careful during a thunderstorm, since your metal items can attract thunder
– Metal weapons and shields can be discarded or thrown at enemies
– Link can get killed by lightning
– Difficulty dips/spikes depending on where you are, since you can go around it and avoid it until you’re stronger
– Over 100 Shrines
– You can find an item that identifies Shrines
– Discover a Shrine for it to be a fast-travel point
– Shrines also give a Spirit Orb
– Trade in orbs for unknown items
– Trade in orbs for unknown items
– Dedicated team handled animal A.I.
– Bears, wolves, deer move through the snow
– You can get overwhelmed by enemies quickly
– Link can keep multiple horses at a time
– Affection/loyalty important with horses
– Feed and take care of horses to raise their stats
– Can call horses over to you, but horses need to be within a certain proximity to be called
– Horses can be killed by enemies
– Aonuma “wanted players to choose their own path”, so no companion character in this game
– Stamina meter encopasses sprinting, paragliding, climbing
– Meter can be upgraded, but Nintendo won’t say how
– Different shields have different speeds and level of control for snowboarding
– Can mine rocks which can be solid for rupees or used for crafting
– Can place stamps to mark areas of interest
– Every style of weapon has a unique set of animations and feel different
– No invincible weapons in the game, Nintendo says
– Zelda can get mad at you and scold you
– Players can see the ending without seeing everything from the story
– A certain element was added in the game to make for a more cohesive storyline

– Nintendo took Game Informer directly to a dungeon
– This dungeon is constantly moving
– Game Informer says “Link must manipulate the entire enormous mechanism through his own ingenuity”
– Players can skip dungeons if they want and go straight to Calamity Ganon
– The substance known as malice covers the dungeon
– Link gets hurt if he touches it
– Can be destroyed by finding and attacking each pocket of malice’s eyeball
– Sheikah Slate serves as Link’s map, binoculars, more
– Use the slate in the dungeon to see a 3D model, tilt the entire dungeon from here
– Doing so slides blocks into place and opens up angles you can use to paraglide to new locations
– Voice tells you that you need to access terminals with the slate across the dungeon, marked on your map
– All bombs in the game are remote and don’t blow up on a timer
– Simpler approach with dungeons in Breath of the WIld
– Game Informer didn’t see the familiar chest opening animation and signature music
– Never found a signature Zelda item or compass
– Wind Blight Ganon is the dungeon boss here
– Voice tells you, “It’s one of Ganon’s own. It plays dirty.”
– Wind Blight Ganon is a huge monster, has no face, gun-like arm
– Wind Blight Ganon can create tornadoes and will fire large spikes

Hey, remember how after I beat Skyward Sword, and was playing Skyrim and Monster Hunter, I said that Zelda should really borrow a lot from those two, as it really suited what Zelda used to be like?

.... And everyone thought I was crazy.

No invincible weapons they say

Master Sword can be broken?

 

[Opossum]

ZELDA BREATH OF THE WILD GAME INFORMER DETAILS

Spoiler

– Nintendo previously made Zelda games by making small areas and connecting them together
– For Breath of the Wild, the team first had to figure out what needed to be placed on the map
– Groups were created out of the over 300 devs to work on specific sections of the world
– Game Informer’s demo starts at Serenne Stable
– Yammo runs this place
– Link can rest in bed and restore health here
– Stable also lets you store horses, meet with merchants, NPCs
– Stables are located throughout the world
– Each one is run by a distinct character
– You can spend rupees on a more expensive bed, giving you an extra heart the next morning
– These hearts are yellow and can’t be recovered if you’re hit in combat
– Spending time by fires in the world passes time
– Dynamic weather system in the game, with the world reacting as a result
– Ex: when it starts raining, NPCs outside the stable quickly go inside
– Beedle is back to sell you goods
– Have to be careful during a thunderstorm, since your metal items can attract thunder
– Metal weapons and shields can be discarded or thrown at enemies
– Link can get killed by lightning
– Difficulty dips/spikes depending on where you are, since you can go around it and avoid it until you’re stronger
– Over 100 Shrines
– You can find an item that identifies Shrines
– Discover a Shrine for it to be a fast-travel point
– Shrines also give a Spirit Orb
– Trade in orbs for unknown items
– Trade in orbs for unknown items
– Dedicated team handled animal A.I.
– Bears, wolves, deer move through the snow
– You can get overwhelmed by enemies quickly
– Link can keep multiple horses at a time
– Affection/loyalty important with horses
– Feed and take care of horses to raise their stats
– Can call horses over to you, but horses need to be within a certain proximity to be called
– Horses can be killed by enemies
– Aonuma “wanted players to choose their own path”, so no companion character in this game
– Stamina meter encopasses sprinting, paragliding, climbing
– Meter can be upgraded, but Nintendo won’t say how
– Different shields have different speeds and level of control for snowboarding
– Can mine rocks which can be solid for rupees or used for crafting
– Can place stamps to mark areas of interest
– Every style of weapon has a unique set of animations and feel different
– No invincible weapons in the game, Nintendo says
– Zelda can get mad at you and scold you
– Players can see the ending without seeing everything from the story
– A certain element was added in the game to make for a more cohesive storyline

– Nintendo took Game Informer directly to a dungeon
– This dungeon is constantly moving
– Game Informer says “Link must manipulate the entire enormous mechanism through his own ingenuity”
– Players can skip dungeons if they want and go straight to Calamity Ganon
– The substance known as malice covers the dungeon
– Link gets hurt if he touches it
– Can be destroyed by finding and attacking each pocket of malice’s eyeball
– Sheikah Slate serves as Link’s map, binoculars, more
– Use the slate in the dungeon to see a 3D model, tilt the entire dungeon from here
– Doing so slides blocks into place and opens up angles you can use to paraglide to new locations
– Voice tells you that you need to access terminals with the slate across the dungeon, marked on your map
– All bombs in the game are remote and don’t blow up on a timer
– Simpler approach with dungeons in Breath of the WIld
– Game Informer didn’t see the familiar chest opening animation and signature music
– Never found a signature Zelda item or compass
– Wind Blight Ganon is the dungeon boss here
– Voice tells you, “It’s one of Ganon’s own. It plays dirty.”
– Wind Blight Ganon is a huge monster, has no face, gun-like arm
– Wind Blight Ganon can create tornadoes and will fire large spikes

Hey, remember how after I beat Skyward Sword, and was playing Skyrim and Monster Hunter, I said that Zelda should really borrow a lot from those two, as it really suited what Zelda used to be like?

.... And everyone thought I was crazy.

If I was one of the ones calling you crazy, it was because I just didn't expect Nintendo to deviate from the formula, since they seemed to like being "safe."


Needless to say I was very happy to be wrong.