Switch Presentation predictions, screenshot this 'cause it'll at least be 10% right so I'm credible source:
-Fire Emblem 15: School Days
-A bunch of F2P Pokemon games no one cares about
-Zelda: BotW's Wii U version is cancelled, no joke here, it'll just be sad
-Metroid Dead(no, not Dread)
-New Super Ultra Hyper Mario Galaxy 64 3D Sunshine with Nazi Zombies in SPACE
-Spla2n: same ****, new hairstyles. Octolings still not playable.
-Xenoblade Khronikles K: everything wants to kill you: Electric Boogaloo
-New, cool IP no one will care about because it's not something they know about
-Smash port. Literal port with nothing new. Enough salt to make Mcdonald's fries look edible in comparison
-Mario Kart 8 port will actually be pretty good, it's hard to **** it up anyways
-Some crossover full of J-Pop idols and empty promises
-Advance Wars: Kantai Collection
-Animal Crossing: Monopoly
-No F-Zero
-Give up, it's dead
-It's ****ing dead