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[Deleted member]

bowser jr. doesn't have a mother because bowser is a pre-op trans man and his other father is luigi
luigi is everyones father according tobgame theory

 

[Dravidian]

To be fair, don't the babies in the Marioverse come from Storks? At least according to Yoshi's Island....

The stork is just a metaphor/euphemism. A phallic long, stork neck reaches inside a "pouch" that carries babies...
It's about as subtle as a weepinbell eating a diglet.

In the Mushroom Kingdom their are leaves that turn people into racoons, penguins, mushrooms that make them giant, flowers that grant them ice and fire abilities.

Clearly it's a very psychedelic trippy place. So uhm, why is a turtle dragon and a human princess really off limits?

My god, my favorite Nintendo series just made me say that.

Koopa Suit?
Mario: Hey-a, Peach-a! What are you-a Wearrin?
Peach: Um....it's aaaaaaaa.....Kappa Suit? Yeah, A Kappa Suit!

 

[SuperSegaSonicSS]

The stork is just a metaphor/euphemism. A phallic long, stork neck reaches inside a "pouch" that carries babies...
It's about as subtle as a weepinbell eating a diglet.




Koopa Suit?
Mario: Hey-a, Peach-a! What are you-a Wearrin?
Peach: Um....it's aaaaaaaa.....Kappa Suit? Yeah, A Kappa Suit!

So she turned into this then

 

[egaddmario]

I hope tomorrow Miyamoto says something like Luigi's in love with Rosalina. I'm sorry to all those people who like Daisy, but I just don't. I started shipping Luigi and Rosalina after his Galaxy ending because she was in his picture, much like Peach was in Mario's. Luigi and Rosalina have interacted more since her creation than he and Daisy probably ever have. And I mean, come ON, Luigi deserves a space princess/waifu/goddess more than just a regular tomboy princess.

 

[BluePikmin11]

Guys I have a new leak:

Spoiler

Of PushDustIn's next thread title!

 

[NintenZ]

I really want to know more about what the Koopalings relationship is to Bowser to the true and full extent.

 

[Solfiner]

Damn, this looks amazing.

He did a great job of mimicking the early Pokémon art style.

 

[Guybrush20X6]

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Literally a day later....

What have you got the Australian version of the game there?

 

[SuperSegaSonicSS]

I hope tomorrow Miyamoto says something like Luigi's in love with Rosalina. I'm sorry to all those people who like Daisy, but I just don't. I started shipping Luigi and Rosalina after his Galaxy ending because she was in his picture, much like Peach was in Mario's. Luigi and Rosalina have interacted more since her creation than he and Daisy probably ever have. And I mean, come ON, Luigi deserves a space princess/waifu/goddess more than just a regular tomboy princess.

Well, to each their own then, cuz unless Nintendo confirms 2 Luigi's being canon and a world without Mario, like what that story of Luigi Galaxy portray, I much rather refer Daisy. But that's just my opinion.

 

[Starlight_Lily]

Can I just remind everyone that, in Sunshine, Peach had to THINK about Bowser Jr being her kid?
She had to think about it.
"Mama...? Mama Peach? I'm your Mama?"
Like good gravy. The implications of that.

Why do so many people misinterpret this bloody line? She's clearly shocked, and its pretty obvious that her brain was going around thinking wait, when the **** did I have a kid?

 

[SuperSegaSonicSS]

Why do so many people misinterpret this bloody line? She's clearly shocked, and its pretty obvious that her brain was going around thinking wait, when the **** did I have a kid?

I'm pretty sure we all get that she was suppose to be shocked out of disbelief.

Too bad the game doesn't make that sound all to convincing.

God, they make her sound like a complete idiot here.

 

[NintenZ]

Was someone talking about Koopa Suits?

 

[A Distant Demon]

Why is "peach is Bowser Jr's mom" even a theory. . . Sunshine's ending straight up says no. :/ w/e


Unrelated but buying King's Quest soon.. Steam Train made it look great and I can't wait to play.

 

[Fenriraga]

Why do so many people misinterpret this bloody line? She's clearly shocked, and its pretty obvious that her brain was going around thinking wait, when the **** did I have a kid?

Aw come on, I was joking. I'm not that daft. =P
In the end ALL questions regarding Mario lore is silly to begin with. It's just poking fun.

 

[NintenZ]

I'm pretty sure we all get that she was suppose to be shocked out of disbelief.

Too bad the game doesn't make that sound all to convincing.

God, they make her sound like a complete idiot here.

I think I know why Bowser kidnaps Peach now.

 

[Tree Gelbman]

I love Rosalina, but I think she's much to busy protecting the cosmos and being a mother to be bothered with concepts such as dating.

Now playing golf, racing, fighting, and others sports?

That she has time for.

 

[Chrono.]

Even for post ballot? I know a LOT of people are voting for them.

...Plus, the costumes could have always been pre-ballot, since they didn't know if Splatoon would be the raging success that it is.


Just Devil's Advocating here.

Even then, I still see them as pretty low.

But hell, I'd take em over Shovel Knight.

 

[Starlight_Lily]

I hope tomorrow Miyamoto says something like Luigi's in love with Rosalina. I'm sorry to all those people who like Daisy, but I just don't. I started shipping Luigi and Rosalina after his Galaxy ending because she was in his picture, much like Peach was in Mario's. Luigi and Rosalina have interacted more since her creation than he and Daisy probably ever have. And I mean, come ON, Luigi deserves a space princess/waifu/goddess more than just a regular tomboy princess.

Actually I say Luigi doesn't deserve the Goddess of the Mario universe or a Sassy Tomboy Princess. The Sassy Princess is the one who deserves the Goddess of the Mario universe

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Yes, I ship Daisy/Rosalina, but really are any of you surprised? Since it was the guy who said all anime except for Yuri anime is trash?

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Also for the record I still ship Luigi/Daisy, I have a soft spot for them as a couple, since it was one of my first time shippin characters

No what Luigi deserves is Mario AND Cranky's actual sloppy seconds:

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Also this is who the true identity of Bowser Jr's mum is:

Spoiler

The Thunder Roc

 

[Deleted member]

I ship nothing except mail. USPS sucks, though.

 

[Tree Gelbman]

Honestly, when you think about it the concept of Rosalina in spin-offs is far more hilarious than Peach and Daisy in spin-offs.

Peach and Daisy probably have their parents still. Their parents are probably looking over their kingdoms and their people while they're off playing sports with their friends.

Rosalina meanwhile just parks the Comet Observatory just hanging off the planet the Mushroom Kingdom is on turns to the Lumas and says ''The cosmos can watch itself for a while, babies, Mama has to kick Mario's ass in mini-golf!"

 

[Chrono.]

Did you guys see the iPencil? It's a stylus for the new iPad Pro.

But here's the kicker, it's only sold separately and it's a whopping 99 bucks.

That iPad by itself is already $799

Geez Apple

 

[Fenriraga]

I ship nothing except mail. USPS sucks, though.

The irony is may end up getting a job as a mail carrier there.
And I only ship magical cartoon horses.
..........
What? Why are you looking at me like that...?

 

[KenboCalrissian]

To be fair, it's also the world where touching a certain mushroom/flower/other object can change your entire molecular make up in an instant. Who's to say there's not a "Bowser Flower" or something?

Though that's really squicky.

Oh my god.

You did it. You solved it.

Peach is the mother of the Koopalings. They accomplished this by Peach and Bowser both turning into cats and then she had a litter.

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This disclaimer shouldn't be necessary, but betting on past experience... no, thread, I do not legitimately believe the joke post you've just read.

 

[Dravidian]

Oh, tumblr....you so funny.

 

[Chrono.]

Oh, tumblr....you so funny.

I just saw this on EventHubs, pretty sure it's just a ****post though.

Not that it matters anyway, by now I'm sure thousands have voted for the likes of Shrek and Adam Sandler.

 

[Schnee117]

Did you guys see the iPencil? It's a stylus for the new iPad Pro.

But here's the kicker, it's only sold separately and it's a whopping 99 bucks.

That iPad by itself is already $799

Geez Apple

And from a certain paradoy account:

Apple announces "Live Photos" - photos with moving pictures and sound
They also announce "Dead Videos" - still videos with no sound

— Ex-CEO Kaz Hirai (@KazHiraiCEO) September 9, 2015

 

[Opossum]

Oh, tumblr....you so funny.

Once again, satire.

 

[Tree Gelbman]

Firus edit: Do we really need to be discussing something like this here?

Well......okay then.

 

[Chrono.]

Plague of Shadows launches next week on the 17th.

http://nintendoeverything.com/shovel-knight-plague-of-shadows-launches-on-september-17/

 

[SuperSegaSonicSS]

http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/09/wom...lly-her-best-friend-wearing-a-strap-on-59017/

Well......okay then.

You know, that is surprisingly fitting to what I was just watching on YT just now.

 

[Tree Gelbman]

My only thing is ''After 2 years of being in love with somebody didn't you think it was still odd they didn't trust you enough to not wear the blindfold?"

Uhhh, I get her anger, she has the right to it, and she definitely should go after the crazy ***** with everything she's got, but at the same time, you were pretty stupid yourself.

 

[True Blue Warrior]

Damn, this looks amazing.

He did a great job of mimicking the early Pokémon art style.

That is awesome!

 

[NintenZ]

You know, that is surprisingly fitting to what I was just watching on YT just now.

Danger Dolan sure has some interesting videos.

 

[Substitution]

http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/09/wom...lly-her-best-friend-wearing-a-strap-on-59017/

Well......okay then.

You know, it's times like this when I wonder where humanity is going.

Did you guys see the iPencil? It's a stylus for the new iPad Pro.

But here's the kicker, it's only sold separately and it's a whopping 99 bucks.

That iPad by itself is already $799

Geez Apple

What the hell is it made out of?! Solid gold?!

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Shouldn't Corocoro get leaked about now?

 

[DoodleDuck97]

I'm currently waiting for a specific new Thread Title.

Spoiler

SwamPushSaur.

Oh and hi guys.
It's Great to see Toon Link in HW.
Anything else happen that's interesting.

 

[Z25]

http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/09/wom...lly-her-best-friend-wearing-a-strap-on-59017/

Well......okay then.

Where's the picture of miyamoto where is like " da **** " when I need it?!

Plague of Shadows launches next week on the 17th.

http://nintendoeverything.com/shovel-knight-plague-of-shadows-launches-on-september-17/

Awesome, it looks really good, I can't wait!

Shouldn't Corocoro get leaked about now?

Nah, It leaks past 12am every time and usually won't start till the 10th.

 

[Tree Gelbman]

Shovel Knight's DLC chapter launches next week.

Smash Brothers is due by that one theory to have DLC by that date.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Where's the picture of miyamoto where is like " da **** " when I need it?!

Awesome, it looks really good, I can't wait!

Nah, It leaks past 12am every time and usually won't start till the 10th.

So...About 14 hours? But...Zygarde hype...

 

[Burb]

Shovel Knight's DLC chapter launches next week.

Smash Brothers is due by that one theory to have DLC by that date.

We're also close to the first anniversary of Smash 3DS' Japanese release.