Newcomers that you want in Smash for a silly reason

[Iko MattOrr]

Warning: This thread is not about characters that make no sense (example Majora's Moon or very obscure NPCs from games nobody knows).
This isn't a Dream Roster thread either, it's meant to be a funny thread.

Is there a character who you would like in Smash for a stupid reason?
I have some:

• Qbby - so people can make jokes about the "square character"; also because there are many fans of "the box" recently, it's nice to have a character for them too.
• Blastoise - because I want to make a match, him vs Bowser... I want to see big fire turtle vs big water turtle.
• Solaire of Astora (Dark Souls) - Because I want him to praise the sun with Wii Fit Trainer

It can be wathever reason you think, it doesn't have to be Smash related, it may even be something like "because I have made a bet with a friend".
Have fun!

The stupid reason may not be the only reason you want that character in, but one of the many reasons.

 

[Miifighters4Smash5]

Linkle: Because She uses Dual-wielded Crossbows and ISN'T A Silent Protagonist
Decidueye: Because It's primarily an Archer; and would complete the Elemental Starter Final Evolution Triangle that would go along with Greninja(water) & charizard(fire)
Isaac: Because Of His Psynergy hands; and being a Mix of Ness & Swordfighters
Ninten: to Complete the Earthbound Trilogy
Giegue: Heroes vs Villains; especially if Ninten is included
Travis Touchdown: To Replace Snake's Codex & Palutena's Guidance

 

[Iko MattOrr]

Linkle: Because She uses Dual-wielded Crossbows and ISN'T A Silent Protagonist
Decidueye: Because It's primarily an Archer; and would complete the Elemental Starter Final Evolution Triangle that would go along with Greninja(water) & charizard(fire)
Isaac: Because Of His Psynergy hands; and being a Mix of Ness & Swordfighters
Ninten: to Complete the Earthbound Trilogy
Giegue: Heroes vs Villains; especially if Ninten is included
Travis Touchdown: To Replace Snake's Codex & Palutena's Guidance

Sorry but those aren't silly reasons... I mean something stupid, like the example I did in the OP...

 

[Luigifan18]

Incineroar as Fighter #69: To add on to the pre-existing "Incineroar is nasty" meme.

EDIT, NOV 2 2018, 11:05 A.M.: OMG, it actually happened.

 

[Sonsa]

Slippy Toad with the idea that his whole moveset is him getting shot at trying to avoid it, and the offscreen or background enemy attacks he panics over end up hitting his opponents? So yknow, he's just be running around going "Get this guy off me!!!"

And then Toad from Mario cause that voice would be so funny, especially if he had some audio for every single move haha

So yeah, I'm not rallying for these characters in the slightest but the ideas of them make me laugh sometimes!

 

[Deleted member]

Waluigi for the memes.

 

[Iko MattOrr]

Some more:

• Team Rocket - because you can star KO them in Smash
• Sora - Because I find it funny that he has the same name as the company that's working on the game, and that's a pure coincidence
• Megaman.EXE - because when you play online you are basically doing what he does in his own series, but in real life

 

[Flyboy]

Style Savvy rep, because I want to be able to put all the fighters in fancy new outfits.

Incineroar, because I want people to make more The Rock memes.

Knuckles, so I can put Unknown From ME on every single stage at max frequency.

 

[Zinith]

Boshi because I want to see a BAD BOI Yoshi

 

[BirthNote]

Ratchet and Clank because Banjo-Kazooie with sci-fi guns would be dope.

 

[Oddball]

Captain Lou Albano (or to a lesser extent Dob Hoskins) as Mario.

Just to see the reaction.

 

[Rie Sonomura]

Fiora (RIP) and KOS-MOS cause the former along with Chrom and Lucina was in Project X Zone 2, paired up with the latter. I was hoping to have a PXZ2 Nintendo reunion in Smash

At this rate KOS-MOS is prolly gonna be an Assist Trophy lmao

 

[KingZing]

Tingle, because he's sexy af!!

 

[Iko MattOrr]

some for my actual most wanted characters:

-At the time of Brawl's Dojo, one stupid reason I wanted characters such as Adeleine, Geno and even Young Zelda (OoT) for, was because I wanted to make a team of characters with weird hats XD

-One of the reasons I want a Rhythm Heaven character for is the music, more than the character itself (I'm not sure if this is silly/stupid, probably not even).

now, back on the random characters:

-Shadow: because he's another of those characters like Dark Pit and Snake, whose name means something else, and you can troll people like this:
"Look, Snake vs Cloud!" and you show them a picture of an actual snake and an actual cloud in the sky.

 

[HelloImAxel]

I want and will get the dog from Mario odyssey

 

[Zoljinx_]

Dry Bones: not just because he's my favorite enemy in Mario, but i'd love to sit back and watch the smash fan base lose their minds on a basic enemy getting in as a playable character before [Insert character name here].

call me a sadist, but people's salt over character inclusions makes me laugh.

 

[Iko MattOrr]

Dry Bones: not just because he's my favorite enemy in Mario, but i'd love to sit back and watch the smash fan base lose their minds on a basic enemy getting in as a playable character before [Insert character name here].

call me a sadist, but people's salt over character inclusions makes me laugh.

The same thing as you but Hatsune Miku instead of Dry Bones.
Just to see how much salt she can generate.

Also, when I played Smash for the first time, I was excited that I could punch Pikachu in the face. I know that Pikachu is not a newcomer and has been in since the beginning, but I have always been happy that Pikachu is in for this reason. It later (in Melee) also applied to Pichu, and Donkey Kong, because of the satisfying sounds they did when being smashed and KOd XD

 

[VexTheHex]

Cause the irony of him being a wrestling heel and people turning on him like rabid fanboys/girls cause he may "steal" the spot that someone else "deserves more" will likely lead him into becoming the biggest heel in Smash Bros. Pair that will people wanting him out cause of the leaks/theories that support him and you got one of the most charged newcomers to ever grace us.

Cause of this glorious man possibly coming in as a background character like Red.

 

[Arymle Roseanne]

Medusa cause she's voiced by Cree Sumner.

 

[MacDaddyNook]

Medusa cause she's voiced by Cree Sumner.

Huh, you learn something every day. Now I have some interest in the character.

Also, I like male Corrin because he's voiced by Cam Clarke.

 

[ItsMeBrandon]

If Sora makes it into Smash Ultimate, I want Nomura to make Sakurai create a story mode specifically for Sora that KH fans will have to play through to understand the plot to KH3.

I'd also love to see Qbby and/or Mallo (from Pushmo) not just because I like them, but because they'd look super silly fighting, and their inclusion would make everyone go hysterical.

EDIT: Primarina would be pretty great too, because everyone's expecting Incineroar or Decidueye instead and I'd like to see how people would react.

 

[Mariomaniac45213]

Elite Beat Agents - It would just be funny in itself to see Agent J, Derrick, and Morris moving all together dancing for all their attacks. Hell their moves could make other people experience emotions through dance and song.

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

Cough

Brash the Friggin Bear because he's the DKC shoo-in we all deserve.

 

[TheCJBrine]

President (Pikmin) - idk, it'd just seem silly imo

Slime from Dragon Quest - It's a slime

Wood Man - memes

Wurmple - funny fake leaks

Minecraft Creeper - I think Steve would be the more-likely candidate, but the Creeper is my favorite Minecraft mob

 

[Luigifan18]

Shadow the Hedgehog turns to Lucario with a quizzical expression. "I know I've heard that voice before, and I don't like it one bit."

 

[YoshiandToad]

Goombella so we finally get the 'Goomba in a hat' character everyone everywhere keeps discussing. They must really want her too.

 

[Grevmak]

Kiddy Kong. People would be furious that Kiddy got in before Dixie. Also DKC3 was a good game. No need to change my mind.

Or, y'know, the Kong without Style, without grace. The one with a funny face.

 

[Xevious 1]

He looks cool and we don't have a serpent character yet. It would also be completely out of left field

 

[Rayleigh]

The thought of the Dovakiin shouting people off the stage amuses me greatly. It is for this reason, and the salt that people would have that its not their Dovakiin (now with 1000% more mods) being represented, that I support them.

 

[Mastermiine]

Silver the Hedgehog.

So we can have the Sonic 06 tro back.

Sonic Shadow Silver

 

[Iko MattOrr]

I want another Fire Emblem character, possibly with a gameplay similar to Marth and co. because while I hate the fact that Fire Emblem has a lot of samey characters, I got used to the fact that people criticize Fire Emblem for being bad represented/overrepresented and Smash in general for having too many anime swordmen, so much that I don't want that trend to stop anymore, it's iconic to Smash now and it's part of its identity.

 

[Rayleigh]

I want another Fire Emblem character, possibly with a gameplay similar to Marth and co. because while I hate the fact that Fire Emblem has a lot of samey characters, I got used to the fact that people criticize Fire Emblem for being bad represented/overrepresented and Smash in general for having too many anime swordmen, so much that I don't want that trend to stop anymore, it's iconic to Smash now and it's part of its identity.

This reasoning is absolutely disgusting. I hate it, and fully support and agree with you.

 

[pholtos]

Isaac to thumb wrestle master hand with move.

 

[lizard1929]

Waluigi with his assist trophy moveset of stomping on a players head while there down. (Must include rose and tennis racket)
(Must have silly running animation)

 

[Veggi]

I want a Mighty Switch Force rep so I can slam people into the screen.

 

[Jyl]

Probably Excitebiker just to have the first vehicle riding smash character. Not Wario who only uses it for his Side Special, I'm talking perma motorcycle action.

 

[Kirbyfan391]

I want Shrek and Goku unironically to see the salt and tears produced by the fandom(and cuz Goku would be fun to play as too), and ironically for the memes tbh.

 

[scoobymcsnack]

Hmmmmm...

• Peachette as a palette swap just because she spawned many memes.
• Bubsy, because that would be hilarious.

 

[Luigifan18]

Vaati: It would be hilarious (in a "OMG WTAF" way) to see Vaati perving on and/or attempting to kidnap the female fighters. (And, yes, that is totally something Vaati would do.)

Bomberman: I really want to see Snake recognizing Bomberman and making a call-back to his participation in Dream World TV Fighters (though I suppose I'll be getting that anyway with Simon), as well as Bomberman butting heads with Wario.

 

[Craft_Mesa]

If Sora makes it into Smash Ultimate, I want Nomura to make Sakurai create a story mode specifically for Sora that KH fans will have to play through to understand the plot to KH3.

That's sadistic, I love it,