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New Mexico Thread LIKE THE DESERTS MISS THE RAIN

GoldenGlove

GoldenGlove

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Greetings from Texas, no fests for me this week.

Also I should stop caring that my phone has attempted and failed to receive several texts out here. I am likely only missing the mild ribaldry of friends. Today is PROBABLY not the day Emma Stone has chosen to seek out my number and send me nude pictures of herself.
 
Dekar173

Dekar173

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GoldenGlove said:
Greetings from Texas, no fests for me this week.

Also I should stop caring that my phone has attempted and failed to receive several texts out here. I am likely only missing the mild ribaldry of friends. Today is PROBABLY not the day Emma Stone has chosen to seek out my number and send me nude pictures of herself.
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"Please forward these to Dekar173 from Smashboards he has stopped returning my calls"
 
Dakpo

Dakpo

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Hey guys, just wanted to remind you of DMT 4 in about a week and a half. I would love to get some more people confirmed. I know Tekkie said you guys are having a hard time finding a ride, but it would be really great to meet some of the NM players. Also if NM has any tourneys could you please let me know? We would love to play you guys.
 
Twin_A

Twin_A

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Happy new year New Mexico :D

I'll just copy over a post I made in the NC thread since Haiku's seem to be the new thing.

They were talking about PeyhPeyhs Ganon vs a YL and poetry.

Twin_A said:
PP's Ganon is meh
I walk on it all d*** day
Pretty butterfly


Brilliant. Publish print and write me a check.



And from the Alphabet of manliness written by Maddox:

A haiku by Odin:
I murdered a man
He had a wife and two kids
I slept peacefully.

In fact heres the whole section on Odin because the book is that awesome.

Odin was the manliest of all mythological gods. Nobody even comes close to Odin. Thor? Please. Zeus? Get the **** out of my office Zeus was possibly the biggest p***y in all of mythology. His specialty was to roll over and take it in the corn hole. Lesser gods such as Ares, Poseidon, and his ***** wife, Hera, were always pushing Zeus around and walking all over him. The only thing Zeus ever did was turn people into rocks or mountains, and he could hurl and occasional lightning bolt. Ooo, a lightning bolt! Oh no, not that, anything but a lightning bolt! Look out, Zeus the all powerful will smite you just as long as you aren't standing next to a long pole.

Unlike Zeus, Odin was a god who could get things done. Odin didn't **** around with lightning bolts, he took care of the assailants by smothering them with his giant n**s. Odin was the Norse god of war, wisdom, magic, victory, hunting, and poetry. Yes, poetry. Although poetry is pretty much the unmanliest form of writing, Odin was man enough to make even this most effeminate of written forms rock t**s. Here's a haiku written by Odin:

I murdered a man
He had a wife and two kids
I slept peacefully.

Here's a poem Odin wrote one day when he ordered a sandwich, and they were out of wheat (Odin eats a diet high in fiber because cholesterol kills):

*****, say what?

That's all he wrote before he stomped his foot up her *** and wore her colon around his ankle.
If there was one word to describe Odin, it would be c***sure. Odin had no character flaws, unless you consider an excessively violent response to minor annoyances a character flaw, and I don't. Case in point: One time some guy went to one of Odin's temples to sacrifice himself in an effort to spare his village from the famine that was scientifically proven to be caused by Odin.

The guy tried to impale himself on a large stake, but he lost his balance and fell awkwardly on the pole, causing him to bleed all over the place. When Odin came down to collect the man's soul, he saw the mess and became furious because Odin hates a sloppy sacrifice. Odin was so pissed that he resurrected the man, ate him, and then poked his own eye out and ate it so he could watch the body as he digested it and **** it out.
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And Darksyde: Rocky IV is just one of the greatest movies ever made ^_^
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gamesuxcard

gamesuxcard

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New Mexico
i want to have another fest so tekkie and i can be awesome and he can let me borrow his pikachu/pichu stencil. tuesday? I work so it'll probably start at like 2-4.
 
tekkie

tekkie

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isaccard said:
i want to have another fest so tekkie and i can be awesome and he can let me borrow his pikachu/pichu stencil. tuesday? I work so it'll probably start at like 2-4.
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apparently i'm a lying ******* i cant find the pikachu stencil

here's the pichu one

and to make up for my lack of pikachu stencil here's pikachu in scuba gear



my actual cut-out is at school along with my plastic sheets. i do have an x-acto knife if you need it

also just a reminder theres two tournaments ~4-5 hours away in a week. just saying even though i know its kinda hopeless.

AND NEIL THEY HAVE MAYLAY AS A MAIN EVENT
 
Sliraobe God

Sliraobe God

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oh hey guys
NEW MELEE TIER LIST
in a matter of two days the thread has already digressed to ****

isaccard said:
ATTENTION EVERYONE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSOA_kq4kQ8
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I approve of Patrick's split-second hit-confirm at 0:24. He reacted immediately to the potential tower knockdown and prevented it by option-selecting another brick.
isaccard said:
i want to have another fest so tekkie and i can be awesome and he can let me borrow his pikachu/pichu stencil. tuesday? I work so it'll probably start at like 2-4.
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Let's do it.
tekkie said:
also just a reminder theres two tournaments ~4-5 hours away in a week. just saying even though i know its kinda hopeless.

AND NEIL THEY HAVE MAYLAY AS A MAIN EVENT
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I've hunted all over every thread in the Southwest Tournaments forum, and I still can't find it. Link please?
ZMan said:
neil- ssf4 on monday night?
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yes
 
Alphabravo

Alphabravo

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Rio Rancho, New Mexico
well fox is still technically the best its just not a single player is capable of taking him to that level or probably ever will

in terms of human potential, and tournament results jigglypuff is the best right now

either way i don't care

also i want to play some maylay, trying to pick up some new characters bored to death of fox and falco
 
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