I've got this shiz! (Logic behind answer is in brackets
)
1) Plasia (Only one rich enough to live on his own island - only one stupid enough to paint himself green and imitate an elephant)
2) Adam (Only one to always fall asleep watching TV)
3) Oni (Hanging with the big boys to be cool)
4) Sam (the gambling man - even goes gambling in Adelaide...R is for Really bad Ness I think)
5) Niven (Barely into ME..LBOURNE and he's already sick!)
6) Shaz (Sword, Smasher sleeping on the couch and pretty pov looking living quarters....and apparently a perv ...can't be anyone else xD)
7) Freddo ("Religion shall rule the world!")
8) TM (Tell her something she doesn't want to here and she get's sick from it, says "...K" and becomes as distant as possible.
9) Cats (Sold us out for Marth "tay tay tay tay TWA!")
10) Dekar ( He's a prick xD)
11) Zax (Pot belly plus trying to grow to being a swordsman which in this case represents me
)
12) Emily (Hell hath no fury like that b!tches temper xD - the E wasn't needed coz it made it too easy lol)
13) Thunders (Why a Japanese player?)
14) Stumped me
15) Erick (I don't need to explain this it's too obvious!)
16) Bringer ( Ducking so to not hit head on ceiling)
17) Mikul ( Mounting men comes before women for this guy)
18) MarkArse ( Who else hangs out windows with their mouth wide open like a flippin clown)
19) Jon (His ideal Jehovahs Witness world)
20) Redact (You just changed his face colour to green..how obvious!)
21) Who the hell is that!?
22) Citrused being gay with number 21.
What do I win?