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This all came to me while wondering "Why the eff is Diddy, Banjo and Conker ALL IN THIS WORLD WE HAVE NEVER HEARD OF!?! This is what I came up with:
My thoughts on the Diddy Kong Racing:
So, the main planet in Diddy Kong racing is a separate planet from the one Diddy is from. All the characters were pulled from their own planets and put in this completely foreign planet. Banjo was pulled from his universe, and Conker as well. All of the racers we’re brought here in order to stop Wizpig. Why? Wizpig is a giant *** monster man who destroys planets for fun. He’s so strong that he is threatening all the universe. The universe knows this, and transports various characters from various worlds in order to save itself. Diddy and his friends are destined to be the saviors of the universe because the universe itself decided it (To an extent). Diddy and pals are given all the tools (Cars/weapons/skills/guides) to defeat Wizpig. It’s up to you (well, whichever character you decide to be) to finish the games and ultimately save the universe. The “Rare” universe, essentially fixed itself from being destroyed by Wizpig (Who seems to be infinitely strong with a billion powers, like Galactus). Diddy and Pals are the living tools of the universe. (The universe is also where they live, but its own entity, remember this. It has the ability to set up the things that will ultimately save itself, but it needs the help of the “tools” to do so. So, in order to stop wizpig from destroying all life as Diddy/Banjo/Conker ect know it, it brought all the characters together on this sort of fake planet it made to stop Wizpig.
You see, Tik Tok, and Taj (Caretakers of this fake planet) aren’t actually real. They are here to guide the tools (Diddy and pals) into saving the universe.They have no conscience and do not exist for any ANY other purpose. As for Wizpig, pretty much his story is, he got bored messing with his own planet (Something the universe DID NOT ANTICIPATE ON) and decides (SOMEHOW AGAINST THE UNIVERSE’S PERSUASION) to go to other planets and **** stuff up.So, he happens to decide to destroy this newly created planet first, for whatever reason he decided to do so, it doesn’t matter. The universe set it up this way. It put the right elements in the air to make Wizpig want to destroy this planet first. (Similar to the elements given to diddy and co)
So: Wizpig is the end of all life. The universe is like “No way, not happening” and sets up a fake planet with all the right stuff (weapons/cars/guides) and teleports Diddy and pals to this fake planet to save their planets, unbeknownst to them. Unadvertaly, Diddy and Co saved the entire RARE UNIVERSE from destruction. Rare as a universe needed Diddy (The tool) to CHOOSE to save the entire planet.
This is the plot behind Diddy kong racing. I am Shorts, hear me roar. Sorry for any spelling mistakes Does anyone get what I'm saying, ACTUALLY ;-;
My thoughts on the Diddy Kong Racing:
So, the main planet in Diddy Kong racing is a separate planet from the one Diddy is from. All the characters were pulled from their own planets and put in this completely foreign planet. Banjo was pulled from his universe, and Conker as well. All of the racers we’re brought here in order to stop Wizpig. Why? Wizpig is a giant *** monster man who destroys planets for fun. He’s so strong that he is threatening all the universe. The universe knows this, and transports various characters from various worlds in order to save itself. Diddy and his friends are destined to be the saviors of the universe because the universe itself decided it (To an extent). Diddy and pals are given all the tools (Cars/weapons/skills/guides) to defeat Wizpig. It’s up to you (well, whichever character you decide to be) to finish the games and ultimately save the universe. The “Rare” universe, essentially fixed itself from being destroyed by Wizpig (Who seems to be infinitely strong with a billion powers, like Galactus). Diddy and Pals are the living tools of the universe. (The universe is also where they live, but its own entity, remember this. It has the ability to set up the things that will ultimately save itself, but it needs the help of the “tools” to do so. So, in order to stop wizpig from destroying all life as Diddy/Banjo/Conker ect know it, it brought all the characters together on this sort of fake planet it made to stop Wizpig.
You see, Tik Tok, and Taj (Caretakers of this fake planet) aren’t actually real. They are here to guide the tools (Diddy and pals) into saving the universe.They have no conscience and do not exist for any ANY other purpose. As for Wizpig, pretty much his story is, he got bored messing with his own planet (Something the universe DID NOT ANTICIPATE ON) and decides (SOMEHOW AGAINST THE UNIVERSE’S PERSUASION) to go to other planets and **** stuff up.So, he happens to decide to destroy this newly created planet first, for whatever reason he decided to do so, it doesn’t matter. The universe set it up this way. It put the right elements in the air to make Wizpig want to destroy this planet first. (Similar to the elements given to diddy and co)
So: Wizpig is the end of all life. The universe is like “No way, not happening” and sets up a fake planet with all the right stuff (weapons/cars/guides) and teleports Diddy and pals to this fake planet to save their planets, unbeknownst to them. Unadvertaly, Diddy and Co saved the entire RARE UNIVERSE from destruction. Rare as a universe needed Diddy (The tool) to CHOOSE to save the entire planet.
This is the plot behind Diddy kong racing. I am Shorts, hear me roar. Sorry for any spelling mistakes Does anyone get what I'm saying, ACTUALLY ;-;