Metatitan
Smash Master
Link to original post: [drupal=2146]My Misadventures with SuSa: Episode 1, The Foreign Sex Offender[/drupal]
So I went to this tournament and I got to meet your beloved mod SuSa. After proper introduction, we gossiped like the little school girls we are about people on the boards and then decided to go feed our fat ***** at the coffee shop near the venue.
The food was extremely overpriced and knocked the appetite out of SuSa, but me being the fatass I am, I decide to order anyways (10 bucks for a soda and chicken strips :<) and SuSa merely had a blended ice coffee drink. So we're waiting for our orders and some lady with an accent walks up to SuSa and starts asking him questions about the band on his shirt. She puts herself between me and SuSa and then practically starts groping him as she points to the name of the band on his shirt and asks him a bunch of questions (she thought he was in that band, only God knows why). While she continued to practically go to 2nd base with SuSa, he stared over his shoulder and we were both clearly giving each other the *holy **** I am so freaked out* look. So after groping him some more by pulling out his shark tooth necklace and asking about it, her order comes and she leaves. Needless to say we were both relieved and freaked out. So SuSa gets his coffee (which he ordered as a mocha) and the blending job is HORRIBLE. There were grounds of coffee in it and they didn't blend the chocolate in at all. So we wait for about 5 more minutes and my food still isn't ready. So SuSa goes back to the venue to make sure we aren't DQ'd and I stayed to wait for my food. Well about 10 minutes later (20 minutes to make chicken strips... really?) my order was ready but there was a problem: it wasn't to go. So I stayed at the restaurant for another 10 minutes wolfing down my food because the creepy lady who had groped SuSa was currently staring at me and I didn't want to be her next victim. I ordered a bag for my fries and got the hell out of there. The rest of the day was pretty uneventful but SuSa and I did learn some important things today:
1. If a foreign lady comes up to you and starts asking weird questions about the band on your t shirt, take 2 steps back so you cannot be groped.
2. If a coffee is not blended properly, ***** to the manager (this is a lesson SuSa must enforce).
3. Eat as fast as you can if you or your friend has just been groped. It's survival of the fittest so you want more time to run if need be.
So I went to this tournament and I got to meet your beloved mod SuSa. After proper introduction, we gossiped like the little school girls we are about people on the boards and then decided to go feed our fat ***** at the coffee shop near the venue.
The food was extremely overpriced and knocked the appetite out of SuSa, but me being the fatass I am, I decide to order anyways (10 bucks for a soda and chicken strips :<) and SuSa merely had a blended ice coffee drink. So we're waiting for our orders and some lady with an accent walks up to SuSa and starts asking him questions about the band on his shirt. She puts herself between me and SuSa and then practically starts groping him as she points to the name of the band on his shirt and asks him a bunch of questions (she thought he was in that band, only God knows why). While she continued to practically go to 2nd base with SuSa, he stared over his shoulder and we were both clearly giving each other the *holy **** I am so freaked out* look. So after groping him some more by pulling out his shark tooth necklace and asking about it, her order comes and she leaves. Needless to say we were both relieved and freaked out. So SuSa gets his coffee (which he ordered as a mocha) and the blending job is HORRIBLE. There were grounds of coffee in it and they didn't blend the chocolate in at all. So we wait for about 5 more minutes and my food still isn't ready. So SuSa goes back to the venue to make sure we aren't DQ'd and I stayed to wait for my food. Well about 10 minutes later (20 minutes to make chicken strips... really?) my order was ready but there was a problem: it wasn't to go. So I stayed at the restaurant for another 10 minutes wolfing down my food because the creepy lady who had groped SuSa was currently staring at me and I didn't want to be her next victim. I ordered a bag for my fries and got the hell out of there. The rest of the day was pretty uneventful but SuSa and I did learn some important things today:
1. If a foreign lady comes up to you and starts asking weird questions about the band on your t shirt, take 2 steps back so you cannot be groped.
2. If a coffee is not blended properly, ***** to the manager (this is a lesson SuSa must enforce).
3. Eat as fast as you can if you or your friend has just been groped. It's survival of the fittest so you want more time to run if need be.
revious edit was intentional btw
