Lex Crunch
Smash Journeyman
I once used Ike as my main character. In fact, he's still high among my Elite Four, so to speak. My friend is really bad at this game, and is the whiniest ***** as you will soon see. I kill him countless times as Ike against his characters which include Samus, Peach, and Meta Knight. He has stooped down to a level in which he calls Ike many names, among which include "Rigged, N00b Character, Broken, Character Requiring No Skill to Use, Overkill, and ****". Even though Ike is predictable and slower than mud, he has been unable to kill me ONCE since the game came out. Even so, he refuses to even try playing as Ike except for this one time in which he fought my brother who used one of his best characters, Samus, and my friend chose Ike. He lost by a two stock margin in a three stock match on the Summit (which actually plays to Ike's advantage) to which he responded, "I guess he requires SOME skill to use" followed by a disgusted face. He hates Ike's guts so much that if he ever gets anywhere close to high on the statistical data chart in a positive light, then instead of bringing him down by using his own characters to push him down, he wipes the stats data clean and tries again. Each weekend I come to his house to see the stats changed, and after a night of playing, they revert back to what they were merely from me playing the game.
I guess what I'm asking is, "How do I get him to stop his *****ing, pissing and whining once and for all?" I can't get him to call out any other characters for being rigged, even if I do beat him down relentlessly with them, too. His arguments include, "He's overkill", "He's too easy to grasp", "He kills to fast", "Aether is freaking annoying and impossible to get around", "He has too much range", "He has a rigged, really big sword", "He's too fast", "His Final Smash is too good (he makes custom stages that turn it into kamikaze)", and "His attacks have a ridiculous arc".
I'm begging someone out there, help me shut him up!
I guess what I'm asking is, "How do I get him to stop his *****ing, pissing and whining once and for all?" I can't get him to call out any other characters for being rigged, even if I do beat him down relentlessly with them, too. His arguments include, "He's overkill", "He's too easy to grasp", "He kills to fast", "Aether is freaking annoying and impossible to get around", "He has too much range", "He has a rigged, really big sword", "He's too fast", "His Final Smash is too good (he makes custom stages that turn it into kamikaze)", and "His attacks have a ridiculous arc".
I'm begging someone out there, help me shut him up!
