So tonight I thought to myself, yeah, I'm gonna go Smash some faces. Maybe I'll wreck Kev's Weegee. Maybe not. Maybe I'll call some things dirty, 'cause that's how I roll.
So I get to Gamers' World across from Snowdon, and who do I find sitting in my seat? A GOD**** LARPER, THAT'S WHO. A dirty, smelly, probably virginal, LARPER.
Anyway, I hear the new venue is near St-Mathieu. Considering I live ON Saint-Mathieu, this makes the entire experience SLIGHTLY less traumatizing. So y'all just tell me the new address, and I'll pretend I've never even HEARD of a Half-Elf Swordsman.