AzN_Lep
Smash Champion
So I was going to make this thread a while back and kind of forgot. Luckily Glenn's blog reminded me just now:
Alright anyways, during the first Brawl triweekly someone mentioned they had a wii, but didn't own a copy of brawl. k... wtf? So someone else jumped right on it and said "Man that's like buying just lingerie, what are you going to with it?" And so the cogs start turning in my mind and another Brawl vs Melee analogy comes up, although this metaphor is far less serious and far more amazing. Which is why i felt compelled to make such a thread. here goes.
Alright so a Wii is like lingerie. It's nice, fun to look at, but not very useful unless you have games. GAMES YOU SAY!? Yeah, things to put in the wii. So then you have Melee a game to put in your wii. In this case melee is the fine lady that you can put the lingerie on. Something that you work all your mind games and technical skill for.
*Looking smug*
"Hey baby, I can jump cancel a shine 4 in just four frames."
"Yeah... I light shield edge hogged that marth. it's a tech skill and a mind game."
K so those quotes are irrelevant, but the point is you have to work to get a good-lookin' women who's responsive, fun, fast-paced (awwww yeah), and has wavedashing and l cancelling.
Now on to Brawl. There's this common misconception that all the people who are supportive of brawl suck at melee. While this might not be true, I'm gonna roll with it for the sake of humor. Alright so let's recap, melee is a hot chick you can put into lingerie, a wii. So what does that make Brawl. Well people who suck at melee, in this case people who suck at getting real women. love brawl. Ohhh man. That's right. Brawl is a blow-up doll.
You see if you can't get real women to wear your lingerie, you can get the newer shiny blow-up doll. Blow-up dolls are fun to play with, maybe even with 3 friends in a free-for-all, y'know if that's your thing. Hey I'm not here to judge. But how much depth is there to a blowup doll? *not literally* Blow-up dolls are awkward and clunky, and too floaty when they're in the air. I want my woman to fast fall if she jumps, none of this 3 aerials in one short hop ****. On top of that they don't have wavedashing and l-canceling... lame dolls. There's also a lack of punishing a doll, whereas punishing a women for her mistakes is very rewarding (this is all humor, i don't support misogynistic behavior.)
But hey, if you wanna dress up your blow-up doll in lingerie just cuz it's new, by all means have fun. Regardless whether your into blow-up dolls or real women the important thing is that you have fun doing it.
Don't take any of what I'm about say seriously, well... if you some how manage to take it seriously I give you major props, cuz the concept alone is ridiculous. For the record, I love brawl and melee. *OPINION ALERT* Though I am inclined to say I like melee more.Glenn said:
Alright anyways, during the first Brawl triweekly someone mentioned they had a wii, but didn't own a copy of brawl. k... wtf? So someone else jumped right on it and said "Man that's like buying just lingerie, what are you going to with it?" And so the cogs start turning in my mind and another Brawl vs Melee analogy comes up, although this metaphor is far less serious and far more amazing. Which is why i felt compelled to make such a thread. here goes.
Alright so a Wii is like lingerie. It's nice, fun to look at, but not very useful unless you have games. GAMES YOU SAY!? Yeah, things to put in the wii. So then you have Melee a game to put in your wii. In this case melee is the fine lady that you can put the lingerie on. Something that you work all your mind games and technical skill for.
*Looking smug*
"Hey baby, I can jump cancel a shine 4 in just four frames."
"Yeah... I light shield edge hogged that marth. it's a tech skill and a mind game."
K so those quotes are irrelevant, but the point is you have to work to get a good-lookin' women who's responsive, fun, fast-paced (awwww yeah), and has wavedashing and l cancelling.
Now on to Brawl. There's this common misconception that all the people who are supportive of brawl suck at melee. While this might not be true, I'm gonna roll with it for the sake of humor. Alright so let's recap, melee is a hot chick you can put into lingerie, a wii. So what does that make Brawl. Well people who suck at melee, in this case people who suck at getting real women. love brawl. Ohhh man. That's right. Brawl is a blow-up doll.
You see if you can't get real women to wear your lingerie, you can get the newer shiny blow-up doll. Blow-up dolls are fun to play with, maybe even with 3 friends in a free-for-all, y'know if that's your thing. Hey I'm not here to judge. But how much depth is there to a blowup doll? *not literally* Blow-up dolls are awkward and clunky, and too floaty when they're in the air. I want my woman to fast fall if she jumps, none of this 3 aerials in one short hop ****. On top of that they don't have wavedashing and l-canceling... lame dolls. There's also a lack of punishing a doll, whereas punishing a women for her mistakes is very rewarding (this is all humor, i don't support misogynistic behavior.)
But hey, if you wanna dress up your blow-up doll in lingerie just cuz it's new, by all means have fun. Regardless whether your into blow-up dolls or real women the important thing is that you have fun doing it.
