S0crat3s
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Vote for S0crat3s, lest you enjoy having heavy things being dropped upon you!
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Vote for S0crat3s...Alright, this should be easy. Vote for Sindel and Cena.
Sindel:
1. She's the Queen of NintendoLand. Her word is law.
2. Her husband is a champion fighter.
3. Pikachu will shock you. He's pretty protective of his little Sindy. Very protective. In fact, he once electrocuted Isaac Sanders for even implying that Sindel might not be a virgin. Imagine his wrath when you don't vote for her...and he's in Brawl.
4. Giant Hammer FTW.
5. Sindel is the only fighter in the entire list that can defeat Cena. He won't fight his own wife so she's a good ally.
6. Pikachu will give you free beer. Seriously. He has loads of beer.
7. Everybody likes Sindel!
As King Cena would say:Vote for S0crat3s...
1. He's better than royalty, he's NINTENDOYOUTH...
2. He doesn't give a turd about your husband...
3. He's a Vigor type, so Electric attacks are not very effective...
4. Yellow Mario-esque yellow (S) hat for the win. And items. And power-ups. And vigor...
5. S0crat3s can defeat Sindel AND Cena COMBINED...
6. Too young too drink, beer tastes like pee...
7. Everyone likes hat-clad, baddie-stomping, people-saving, empty-eyed, noseless, video game-playing kids...Amiright?
I'll vote for the beer! Beer for Brawl!Alright, this should be easy. Vote for Sindel and Cena.
Sindel:
1. She's the Queen of NintendoLand. Her word is law.
2. Her husband is a champion fighter.
3. Pikachu will shock you. He's pretty protective of his little Sindy. Very protective. In fact, he once electrocuted Isaac Sanders for even implying that Sindel might not be a virgin. Imagine his wrath when you don't vote for her...and he's in Brawl.
4. Giant Hammer FTW.
5. Sindel is the only fighter in the entire list that can defeat Cena. He won't fight his own wife so she's a good ally.
6. Pikachu will give you free beer. Seriously. He has loads of beer.
7. Everybody likes Sindel!
All true...except for no. 7. Yeah, Cena could take Sindel. SO take Sindel... She's just so adorable...Alright, this should be easy. Vote for Sindel and Cena.
Sindel:
1. She's the Queen of NintendoLand. Her word is law.
2. Her husband is a champion fighter.
3. Pikachu will shock you. He's pretty protective of his little Sindy. Very protective. In fact, he once electrocuted Isaac Sanders for even implying that Sindel might not be a virgin. Imagine his wrath when you don't vote for her...and he's in Brawl.
4. Giant Hammer FTW.
5. Sindel is the only fighter in the entire list that can defeat Cena. He won't fight his own wife so she's a good ally.
6. Pikachu will give you free beer. Seriously. He has loads of beer.
7. Everybody likes Sindel!
Now, Sindel, just because we're guaranteed a slot on the roster doesn't mean we should entice war...As King Cena would say:
"EPIC FAIL!"
My Genghis Khan style counter-arguements:Alright, this should be easy. Vote for Sindel and Cena.
Sindel:
1. She's the Queen of NintendoLand. Her word is law.
2. Her husband is a champion fighter.
3. Pikachu will shock you. He's pretty protective of his little Sindy. Very protective. In fact, he once electrocuted Isaac Sanders for even implying that Sindel might not be a virgin. Imagine his wrath when you don't vote for her...and he's in Brawl.
4. Giant Hammer FTW.
5. Sindel is the only fighter in the entire list that can defeat Cena. He won't fight his own wife so she's a good ally.
6. Pikachu will give you free beer. Seriously. He has loads of beer.
7. Everybody likes Sindel!
You made some good use of flame moves. You could elaborate on the descriptions a bit more because the character is a bit hard to imagine fighting.Kero-chan
...!Porkman
Mr. WHO? And I thought Porkman would be this thread's Game&Watch.Mr. Mario Paint!
Miku! How cute. Now that I think about it, she belongs in the Music category, though.Hatsune Miku
This is my favourite creation of yours so far. Quite original, and horribly cute. The victory poses made me squee. *cough*Celebi and Mew
Rawr?Whoa wha? oo
I didn't understand what just ahppened oo
This is probably the best of your submissions, too, fums. It's a perfect example of the dilemma I face when rating your characters; the moveset is complete and there are a few original ideas in there, but it all makes no sense because you don't explain who the character is or where he got those powers, you don't explain how some of the more outlandish attacks work, you don't give adequate descriptions to any attacks really, and the formating, or lack thereof, means that your posts are walls of text that are a bit hard to read.Yutabooz
...Metapod & Kakuna
Deceptive moveset, eh?
...i say zero suit samus's boobs
>B BOob slap
Down B Boob bounce
^b Boob flight
Imagine zero suit samus's boob grabbing someone XP
MetaLord, why do you do this to me??????
I THINK you did him justice. Probably. Though I kind of missed some fast-talking action...Yahtzee
That line makes this moveset awesome.CD-i Link
[...]
Grab - Cd-i Link doesn't have the hookshot so he uses his sword to grab people (?)
Good job implementing his survival elements. *thumb up*Les Stroud
A good idea, but I feel you could have done a little more with it. The Zora, for example? You could make swimming in midair his main gimmick. It would make for some very graceful aerial moves.Mask Link
... =<I agree, I'd love to add an original character and Mazus & Crowley.
Best character ever? MAYBE.Buddy
I must've forgotten that you said this... ah well, I wouldn't know how you could help me anyway...Depending on when you do it, I could help you tally.
Now that character is something different. Good of you to add an image. It's not breathtaking, but it's enough to help visualize some stuff. Good concept.ETHEREAM
I must say, I really like some of the ideas you came up with, like the grab and the entrance. I didn't like the idea, but you executed it quite well.Cursor
D=Landmaster
You used the knee! Instant awesome!and could you, or anyone, fill me in on what I may be missing from my submission? And please, if there is anything that confuses you, please say so. I am looking for holes in my descriptions.
Argh! Another gigantic fanfic backstory!?Sindel
...Character: Zero Suit Snake
You know what I hate about this moveset?[DADÖKLAHDsölkdhlökhladhkölas]
Hmmm, you introduced an original creation including an image of him that you made yourself who moves around by skating on ice which causes characters to slip around him and who has a unique shieldblade thing with its own mechanics and... I think there was something else, too?Updated my Warxe post a bit. Added costumes, Subspace and tweaked his moves a bit (Down B has been completely changed, but he's otherwise the same). But I'm honestly surprised that it's three stars with an exclamation mark; I didn't think it was that good of a moveset. But whatever.
This space is reserved for another moveset, which I'll be posting later on. Also expect to see some AT's and stages.
El_Duderino, you are like a luggage full of ideas of gold and I love you with mouth.Luggage
I'm fine with foxes as long as they don't occupy the top tiers.Farthing Fox
This thread is ridiculous lol.
Oy, no fair! You don't get to decide the tier ranking of your character! *shakes fist*Crash Bandicoot
In my happy place.where is Fawriel : (
Tee hee, I actually played with the idea of having GlaDOS as the final boss of our SSE plot, but that wouldn't really work.Chell
As I said, interesting stance mechanic. Guess that means another ! for you.Hugo
Learn to color, biatch.
RWB already said it, but I'll repeat it because I can.okay, can we vote for our own characters?
i'm assimilating my massive lists of votes so i need to know.
Kind of an interesting character, good drawing, too. You kind of didn't make use of his full potential, though. Not that I can think of any better way to use the power of the moon right now, but, yeah.Lupis
A real pity that he can't participate in the contest... you did a really darn good job at this moveset...-Travis Touchdown-
1. Sindel, like Jesus, doesn't have to perform miracles for just anyone. It's a common fact that she can enforce law.My Genghis Khan style counter-arguements:
1. He's the Khan of the Mongolian Empire, and his word is law. Unlike Sindel, however, he's not afraid of enforcing those laws.
2. Good for her. Is SHE a champion fighter, though?
3. The whole Mongolian army will descend upon you and destroy everyone and everything you love unless you vote for him. Beat that! :flame:
4. Huge army, Exploding cast-iron bombs, Trebuchet FTW.
5. She can win because he won't fight her. Wow, that sure makes her a great fighter!
6. Beer tastes like crap. Real men, like Genghis Khan, drink horse blood!
7. Everyone who hates Genghis is dead!
Vote for Genghis, the greatest Medieval conqueror, for Brawl!
You're forgetting S0crat3s...D:Okay, so far I noted down all characters and skimmed through them, now I'll go ahead and comment on them because I have the feeling I still owe that to some of you.
You made some good use of flame moves. You could elaborate on the descriptions a bit more because the character is a bit hard to imagine fighting.
Also, he's probably not the smallest; check out the Troll Team.
...!
Way to make adequate use of the anatomical freedom a stickman has. Not bad. Might be worthy of an ! considering how much self-made stuff you put in there.
Mr. WHO? And I thought Porkman would be this thread's Game&Watch.
I like the style of writing you displayed in your B moves. Now apply that to the A moves as well!
Also, good of you to make some images to show stuff in action, too. More people should do that.
Miku! How cute. Now that I think about it, she belongs in the Music category, though.
You had some pretty original ideas. I'm not sure what I think of moves like her dtilt, but I really love the ftilt. Among others. Good job!
This is my favourite creation of yours so far. Quite original, and horribly cute. The victory poses made me squee. *cough*
Rawr?
This is probably the best of your submissions, too, fums. It's a perfect example of the dilemma I face when rating your characters; the moveset is complete and there are a few original ideas in there, but it all makes no sense because you don't explain who the character is or where he got those powers, you don't explain how some of the more outlandish attacks work, you don't give adequate descriptions to any attacks really, and the formating, or lack thereof, means that your posts are walls of text that are a bit hard to read.
... this goes for pretty much all your submissions.
I'll accept in your original creations, because I do feel that you have some good ideas, but you seriously have to put more effort into it if you want anyone to vote for them.
...
Rawk.
Deceptive moveset, eh?
I see unused potential. Expound some more on those sweetspots and everything else!
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MetaLord, why do you do this to me?
You can't just suddenly vanish again and leave an awesome-yet-unfinished moveset behind!
... by the way, is he still getting a name, or is that it?
I THINK you did him justice. Probably. Though I kind of missed some fast-talking action...
That line makes this moveset awesome.
Good job implementing his survival elements. *thumb up*
A good idea, but I feel you could have done a little more with it. The Zora, for example? You could make swimming in midair his main gimmick. It would make for some very graceful aerial moves.
I loved Deku Link's taunts, by the way.
... =<
Best character ever? MAYBE.
I like how you added the kid as someone who's both a helpful asset as well as a liability. I was afraid you'd make it possible to switch between the two or worse yet, make Kid an alternate costume.
I must've forgotten that you said this... ah well, I wouldn't know how you could help me anyway...
Well, unless you REALLY want to help me..... you could scan the whole thread and find all Assist Trophies, other secondary characters as well as items and stages, sort them in a text file and copy the URL of the respective post as well as the name of the author next to it...
...
Yeah, didn't think so. ^^;
Now that character is something different. Good of you to add an image. It's not breathtaking, but it's enough to help visualize some stuff. Good concept.
I must say, I really like some of the ideas you came up with, like the grab and the entrance. I didn't like the idea, but you executed it quite well.
D=
You used the knee! Instant awesome!
Well, it lacks taunts.
Other than that, it's quite solid. There's always room for improvement, but apart from some rather short A move descriptions ( yay ), I don't see anything in the need thereof.
Argh! Another gigantic fanfic backstory!?
... so you are, like, Cena's girlfriend?
*looks at the picture*
*runs over to Cena, gently elbows him in the side with a goofy grin, then runs back*
Anyway!
Besides the giant backstory that I'm afraid will force me to give you a ! as well if I'm to be consistent, the moveset is solid enough, too... though some of the attacks seem a little generic. Especially given the fact that you came up with all sorts of fancy names for all of them. That creates kind of a weird dissonance, you know?
...
D=
You know what I hate about this moveset?
Give her a NAME already!
What am I supposed to list her as?
You can't throw awesome movesets at me and then just like... you know!
I think I stared at this screen for a few minutes too long. =D
Hmmm, you introduced an original creation including an image of him that you made yourself who moves around by skating on ice which causes characters to slip around him and who has a unique shieldblade thing with its own mechanics and... I think there was something else, too?
It was quite original.
Though admittedly my standards are kind of fickle. Which is why it's good that everything's decided by voting now.
El_Duderino, you are like a luggage full of ideas of gold and I love you with mouth.
Definitely been staring at the screen too long.
I'm fine with foxes as long as they don't occupy the top tiers.
Actually, having a real fox playable would be interesting... hmmm...
You know what else is ridiculous? YOUR MOM.
I mean.
I am afraid I must disagree, mah boi!
Oy, no fair! You don't get to decide the tier ranking of your character! *shakes fist*
It's interesting how you put so much detail into explaining the way he moves and such, while putting proportionally less detail into the moves. Arguably, that's not a bad way to handle moveset-creation, actually. So, good job.
In my happy place.
Tee hee, I actually played with the idea of having GlaDOS as the final boss of our SSE plot, but that wouldn't really work.
Good moveset all in all.
As I said, interesting stance mechanic. Guess that means another ! for you.
Learn to color, biatch.
RWB already said it, but I'll repeat it because I can.
You can vote for your own characters, but can't give them more powerful votes.
Also, you shouldn't be too quick to pick your list of votes, people will still have some time to edit their entries. You might just discover some new favourites over the next few weeks.
Kind of an interesting character, good drawing, too. You kind of didn't make use of his full potential, though. Not that I can think of any better way to use the power of the moon right now, but, yeah.
A real pity that he can't participate in the contest... you did a really darn good job at this moveset...
Well, next up is to edit the images on the front page and update the links... I should be able to manage that today if I pull some overtime, but by then I won't be awake enough anymore to edit the first post. Not in any coherent manner anyway.
Yeah, I'm gonna be working on all my movesets a bit to fine tune them.Deceptive moveset, eh?
I see unused potential. Expound some more on those sweetspots and everything else!
;p
I guess you could list her as "The Elementalist" for now, until i have decided on her real name.You know what I hate about this moveset?
Give her a NAME already!
What am I supposed to list her as?
You can't throw awesome movesets at me and then just like... you know!
Too late, bucko! I have now graced her with the final name that shall stick to her forever! *laughs demonically*I guess you could list her as "The Elementalist" for now, until i have decided on her real name.
when i do, ill probably post her pic too.
Christer Lindarw from the band After Dark!
He is Swedens most famous drag queen, who've been doing drag shows since the 70s, and a famous scene clothes designer. Mr. Lindarw is not a transsexual and hasn't had any surgery of any kind. He also doesn't dress in drag outside the stage.
Christer was born in Eskilstuna, south of Stockholm, Sweden, the 3rd of March 1953.
In the 1970s, he moved to Stockholm and trained as a fashion designer at the Beckman institute (Christer designs all stage clothes himself, and has designed clothes for many other famous artists. He also makes Sweden's most glamorous wedding dresses), and dressed as a girl for the first time at a party. Also, he participated in a West Side Story production as a chorus girl, and reportedly stole the show.
In 1976, he started the dragshow troupe After Dark at the club with the same name in Stockholm. Originally, they used the stage name "Zsa Zsa Shakespeare" (after Zsa Zsa Gabour and William Shakespeare, presumably). He met Lasse Flinckman, the second biggest star of After Dark (specializing in comic roles), and Nils-Albert Eriksson, another long-time member.
In 1980, After Dark had their first show of many at Hamburger Börs, one of Stockholm's largest venues.
In 1984, they made a Guest performance in San Francisco in the United States.
In 1989, Christer was selected as one of Sweden's most beautiful women in the magazine Veckorevyn - quite an honor for a guy.
In 1996, After Dark started the 20-year anniversary show, which ran for three years straight.
In 2004, After Dark finished second in the Swedish rounds of the Eurovision Song Contest with "La Dolce Vita". The exhibition "Dressed for success" at the Dansmuseet started showing a selection of Christer's stage clothes.
Here is some pics. The first pic show his brawl clothing.
On the left here.
Stats:
Size: ****
Tall. not very large in any other way...
Weight: ***
He is a man of average weight.
Speed: ***
He is not overly speedy in his moves, but not exactly slow either. Running speed is good due to his long legs.
Power: ****
He is an adult man that relies on somewhat heavy blows.
Range: ****
With his really long legs, his range is threatening
Fall Speed: ***
He falls at a pretty normal rate
Jumps:
First jump has decent height. second ones a better, but it's not a Falco. XD
Moveset:
While like Pippi relying on heavy hits, Christer doesn't match her Knockback, and as such, he can combo much better.
A moves:
Standard A combo:
Bows down and slaps you continously. Has measly knockback, but has mean damage for a weak attack combo.
Dash A:
Waves his arm out in a fancy matter. Knockback is not that good, Damage decent at best. BUT this is an excellent combo starter.
Tilts:
Forward: Kicks to the side, quite similar to the way Mario does. Regular Knockback for a tilt, and quite decent damage and beastly range.
Up:
Throws his hand up dramatically. Good damage, good knockback. Decent for comboing.
Down:
Low kick, in a somewhat weird looking(he kind of does it as a dance step) way. Great damage for a tilt. Sets up for juggles. a bit slow...
Smashes:
Forward:
Spin kick. Remember Falcons Fsmash from SSB64? It's back, and more dangerous than ever with good knockback and damage.
Up:
An Uppercut, where Christer takes a quick step forward. Not as strong as his other smashes, this move is faster.
Down:
Stomps down with one with his nose in the air, looking a bit like a snob. Dastardly good damage, Major upward knockback, decent speed, horrible range(XD).
Aerials:
Neutral:
Sex kick, with a bit above average power for such. A pretty good move.
Up:
Waves with both arms dramatically. Good juggle move, but not that powerful, neither in knockback.
Down:
Stomps down with one foot. This is a spike of Ganondorfs dairs strength, although it doesn't quite do the same damage. It's a bit quicker than that though.
Forward: Double punch. Quick attack with low knockback and decent damage that comboes into itself.
Back:
Performs a spinning kick backwards(looks like a ballerina doing it). Good knockback, Good damage.
Throws:
Grab:
Good grab range, as he leans foward and reaches out with his arm. Damage is done by slapping you across the face.
Forward:
Knees the opponent away. Not overly powerful, but far from weak.
Up:
Kicks you into the air like a soccer ball. Good for juggles, but rather weak in damage.
Back:
Dances a spinning little dance with you and then throws you. Good distance, low damage.
Down:
Simply throws you hard into the ground. Good comboability.
Specials:
Neutral: Glitter Gala!
Throws a bunch of glitter. Large hitbox, bad damage, low knockback, decentish range for a projectile.
Forward: Microphone!
Uses a microphone like Sheiks Whip. faster startup, but hardly affects an enemy that is only hit by the cord. the actual mic has good knockback and damage. This can be used as a tether.
Down: Dress-a-licious!
He changes clothing, now sporting mens clothing, a tuxedo. This clothe change increases his power, but decreases his speed. A pink Flash covers him while changing. The change is decently quick.
Up: Fancy Flight!
Flies in chosen dirction in a cloud of glitter. Really weak knockback and damage, but good distance.
Final Smash: La Dolce Vita!
Christer starts performing with his troupe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOcJchLNq-k&feature=related
2:28-end of actual song.
This final smash has about a 30 second duration. As you and the stage dancers dances around on stage, they knock back and damage plenty.
There is also fireworks flying around. All in all, a quite deadly FS.
Taunts:
1: Blows a kiss.
2: Strikes a seductive (standing) pose.
3: Bows for the audience.
Victory poses:
1: The move at the end of the song earlier
2: Bows to audience several times and blows kisses.
3: Strikes another seductive pose, but now sitting down.
Entrance: Look at the stage entrance in the Youtube vid. He appears out of Glitter looking like that, and throws of the Fluffy thing(XD).
Stage: The Globe- 2004 Schlager Festival Stage!
The stage in the Youtube vid...
Music:
Åh när ni!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qh6UPp6m4I
(A song about famous TV-show people in Sweden, Which is littered with double entendres for masturbation; In fact, Åh när ni(meaning Oh, When you) is so similar in how it sounds to "Onani", you might take it they're singing Onani, which means masturbation.
Yes, they sing about pretty weird things)
La Dolce Vita- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOcJchLNq-k&feature=related
Dude...I wouldn't be saying things that you can't take back. Chuck Norris never forgets.You're forgetting S0crat3s...D:
@Cena and Sindel: I can kick your *points at Cena*, your *points at Sindel*, and YOUR *points at Chuck Norris* butts combined...Simultaneously...
Well, I must admit, this was better than your last rebuttel of: YOU FAIL.1. Sindel, like Jesus, doesn't have to perform miracles for just anyone. It's a common fact that she can enforce law.
2. Genghis (or Chingis) isn't one either. So nyah!
3. Mongolians are only scary on horseback. They got beat by the Japanese. Nintendo is made by Japan so by association, yes I did beat that.
4. Then why did they evacuate China during the Black Plague?
5. Women win every fight. It's a proven fact.
6. Genghis engaged in orgies. Is he still a man?
7. This I can't argue.
Yeah, it's another fic character...thing...and I only had the hammer. Not a lot with a hammer, as I found out....
2. Ghengis was merely a warrior but not a great warrior as he sounds like. He just ruthlessly killed some people. His nephew, Kublai Kahn, was a far better warrior and ruler than he ever was.Well, I must admit, this was better than your last rebuttel of: YOU FAIL.
I'll try to answer your points.
1. Considering she's fictional, I have to admit this point has valid reasoning.
2. Actually, considering the (incredibly) dangerous culture he lived in, it would be very surprising if he WASN'T a good warrior. After all, most boys were taught early how to shoot bows accurately, and the hard lifestyle they lived made them strong.
3. WRONG. The only reason Japan weren't taken over with the first invasion was because the Mongols ran out of arrows and had to return home for more. And unless you're saying that the huge typhoon that devastated the second fleet wasn't the main reason Japan remained independent, you're lying to yourself.
4. Just because you're a fierce warrior doesn't mean you should make stupid decisions, like staying in a disease-ridden land. Besides, diseases can't be killed like men.
5. Women can be killed just as easily as men, as shown by the countless women as well as men killed during Genghis's conquests.
6. Where did you get this fact from? I've never heard of that... (Besides, almost every great man or woman and history has his or her dark secrets; fictional characters, because their lives are written, do not have to worry about this problem unless the author decides to add it.)
SDASDadsaDadadadfsadag I KNOW!Uh, Faw? You only updated the big fancy pics! You didn't add links to the new characters posts!
Ah, sorry for sounding upset...SDASDadsaDadadadfsadag I KNOW!
I had to leave to get some sleep!
And up until a few minutes ago, I kept getting Database Errors again. ._.
At least I did take the time to update the remaining two images... links coming soon...
2. He formed the Mongol nation as we think of it today, first set up the Mongolian army to be as effective as it was, established the code of the yassa, which gave positions to those who had the skill to be in that position instead of simply being of a certain race or family, took over the Xia dynasty and the capital of the Jin dynasty, destroyed the Khwarezmid Empire and you say he just killed people? However, it is true that Kublai was a better ruler overall, but there is no evidence that he was a better warrior. (Besides, Genghis has a Kublai alt anyways)2. Ghengis was merely a warrior but not a great warrior as he sounds like. He just ruthlessly killed some people. His nephew, Kublai Kahn, was a far better warrior and ruler than he ever was.
3. The Mongols arrived on the shore and was defeated by Japanese guerilla warfare. They ran out of arrows because they were not used to the place. If you're saying they went back to supplies instead of their tail between their legs, then you're lying to yourself. The typhoon wiped them out, yes, but they were too superstitious to try again.
4. Mongols got scared of the disease and left China to rot. They were so superstitious of this disease that they refused to come back.
5. Women can be killed by men but it's quite frowned upon by Chinese and Mongolian culture, now isn't it?
6. It's a little oddball fact that occasionally comes up. Alexander the Great was the same way.
But I'm through with history for the day. You can look all this info up in a random history book and it'll pretty much tell you the same thing.
Don't worry...I'm gonna have a beati-I mean, talk with Sindel soon.I'll probably vote for Sindel and Cena anyways, because they are well-written. It's just that your initial points aren't very good reasons.