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Argue away friend.
Also I think Boxing Gloves should be an item. It'll have 1 of 14 Random Effects.
With all of these you punch when you press A. Forward A becomes a quick punch. Forward Smash becomes powerful punch. (Unless otherwise stated)
Little Mac's: Causes opponent's to taunt when hit.
Glass Joe's: Being hit by an enemy will cause you to drop croissants that can heal.
VERY slight chance of tripping when active.
Von Kaiser's: Your Forward Smash becomes a slow but incredibly powerful punch following a fancy spin.
Disco Kid's: Your A combo becomes a very quick and potent 3 jab combo. Being hit with a Smash Attack causes you to spin rapidly, dealing combo damage, but also stunning you when it's done. You become slightly more prone to automatic taunting.
King Hippo's: You punch slowly, but has great power. Also get a slight size increase.
Piston Honda's: Your A combo becomes a rapid punch combo (similar to Kirby's). You also get a speed boost.
Bear Hugger's: A=Giant slow but powerful Bear Hug, dodge rolling will not stop this attack nor sidestepping, and it breaks shield. Must duck to dodge.
Great Tiger's: Your A combo becomes a random mix of 3 random punches. Forward Smash cannot be charged, but will teleport you instantly to the side with a powerful punch following it.
Don Flamenco's: Attack speed increases, enemies grow flower upon hit.
Aran Ryan's: If standing still, you will automatically dodge and sidestep most attacks. Jump height increased.
Soda Popinski's: Your A, Side Tilt, and Side Smash become a powerful uppercut, a strong hook, and a potent sidestep followed by a punch, respectively. For every ten percent of damage you have when you don them, you get one attack. For example. 167% damage begets sixteen uses of the gloves before they expire. Attacks deal increased damage. Eating food temporarily further increases damage and knockback.
Bald Bull's: Holding down A will cause you to rotate your fists, releasing causes an attack. You can therefore psych enemies out with delayed attacks. The same delayment options goes for your new Side Tilt, the Bull Rush, a quick dash followed by a powerful punch.
Super Macho Man's: A lets you spin and clothesline once. Rapidly tapping it lets you continue spinning. Side Smash Becomes 3 Powerful Spin Punches.
Mr. Sandman's: Attacks make enemies fall asleep.