Let's put a face to the name.

[BSL]

You guys...are so...SO MEAN! EVEN IF IT IS TRUE YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO POINT IT OUT! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

...

That's what you guys wanted to hear, right?

But really though, straight. Asian girlfriend. 23. Pretty hot by most people's standards, mine included.

pics.

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

Well, you seem to be taking what everyone is saying seriously so I assumed what was being said got to you.

<snip>

I found my serious black guy face between my old VMs

Spoiler

"This is my serious black guy face. I hate you all."​

Also my face when I got lynched in G3S.

 

[Dooms]

Xonar, whatchu doin next saturday? ;o

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

Pausing at 2:52 with your mom who is an iPad.

 

[Dooms]

You would go there.

You would.

:'(

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

I don't even know what'sup with 2:52

 

[#HBC | Dark Horse]

I found my serious black guy face between my old VMs

Spoiler

"This is my serious black guy face. I hate you all."​

Also my face when I got lynched in G3S.

You have red eyes?

Everyone, Xonar is the devil. Run for your lives

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

It's a Dutch thing.

 

[#HBC | Dark Horse]

So all Dutch are the Antichrist?

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

Only when we roll scum do we get red eyes.

I was just born with them.

 

[DtJ S2n]

Oh but in seriousness here's a more recent picture of me and Joey.

Spoiler

TRY AND GUESS WHO'S WHO.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Sold, in regards to Joey

 

[ranmaru]

 

[Evil Eye]

Xonar isn't the devil, he just went the Renegade route too many times and doesn't have enough eezo for the surgery.

 

[Axel]

[collapse= da coolest ***** wut]

[/collapse]

Apologies for the boner blurr.

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

The whitest posters are black.

The blackest posters are white. (looking at you, KUZ)

 

[Omni]

Axel is black? Da ****.

 

[Omni]

The whitest posters are black.

The blackest posters are white. (looking at you, KUZ)

perfect example, me and kevinm

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

I'm black too.

 

[Dooms]

Can I be black? :'D

 

[felipe_9595]

My world was a lie

 

[ranmaru]

I'm not black

 

[Evil Eye]

Rockin and EE is the ultimate black/white reversal imo

 

[Evil Eye]

inb4swisstriestostopsomeonefromout"something"inghim

Black people have soul. You're a ginger. Do the math

 

[ranmaru]

EE has glasses. *laughs*

*laughs*

 

[Evil Eye]

...Uhhhhh ... no I don't?

Damn dude that was the most shortbus attempt at humor/ballbusting I've seen in like a decade. And I work with drunks for a living.

 

[ranmaru]

Oh. Then that picture wasn't of you.

I tried to keep it simple.

 

[Evil Eye]

I don't think I've even ever posted a picture of anyone wearing glasses much less myself

Ranmaru are you high

are you literally on all of the drugs, right now

 

[ranmaru]

Oh. You posted a pic of joey. My bad.

 

[Evil Eye]

No I didn't holy balls

 

[ranmaru]

**** if I know man do I look like some kind of weaboo expert ask ryker

also I learned something far less terrifying on the last page:

The Illusive Woman...?

This pic. And no not high.

 

[Evil Eye]

I APPEAR TO STAND CORRECTED, SIR

regardless I don't know how anyone could ever look at that picture and be like "yup that's what EE looks like"

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

EE i thought you were behind joey in that pic?

 

[ranmaru]

My thoughts exactly. I see a pic without quotes I assume it's them. Although I expected more manliness. I should have known.

 

[Evil Eye]

I'm gonna slap your boobies together so hard they sound like bongos

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

EE i hope you know me well enough to determine the degree of my literal-ness. I, unlike those who think you're in that picture, have a functioning brain.

 

[vanderzant]

Serious Vanz.

 

[Evil Eye]

lol gorf I didn't address you because your functioning brain was so apparent.

and I laughed when I found "me" in that pic too

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

Vanderzant looks like an old employer of mine.

(he was a ****)

 

[ranmaru]

Vanz looks like he is going to cry/laugh.

Like... *tries to keep srs face* *BA HAAAA*