So, Halloween is right around the corner, you guys!
Ahh, the spooks! The costumes! The COSTUMES!
I really want Halloween costumes. Imagine a Mr. L costume... or even a DKC3 costume for K. Rool!!!
I also heard from a source that Sakurai is planning on adding Barney the Dinosaur as a DLC Fighter! He's a Captain Falcon clone. You can trust me guys, my uncle works at Nintendo. He didn't give pictures or videos or anything even remotely credible, but
it all just seemed to real, so it must be true
!
My dad is Doc from Back to the Future II, and he told me...
-The Chicago Cubs win the World Series by beating the American League champs the Miami Giants in the World Series.
-Fax machines are more relevant than ever.
-Bill Cosby is the biggest positive role model in America.
-Star Wars Episode XVI: Revenge of Rocky Balboa comes out next year.
-The Excite Biker and Mach Rider are the forthcoming added playable characters to the roster in Super Smash Bros. for the Nintendo Extreme Turbo Hyper Ultra Super Nintendo Entertainment System. You can get them via expansion floppy discs via a paid phone call. You will them receive the floppy disc (floppy discs are made of a special metallic-like paper now BTW) via a fax machine.
Sorry guys, K. Rool didn't exist in 1985. The time change means:
-Rareware never made video games after 1987. After 1987 Rareware became a booming appliance company, with a bear and a bird on the logo.
-Microsoft entered the gaming market in 1993, and left by 2012.
-Konami's stockholders have strong anti-gambling beliefs, meaning Konami won't the gambling business.
-SEGA is the dominant brand in gaming.
Thus, K. Rool is still only a theorized Pokémon past October 21, 2015. Sorry guys.
Oh, but on the bright side, Gabe Newell is the President of America! You're welcome for that news.