Iron man on crack vs Optimus prime

[SpaceFalcon]

a very serious discussion. I want the cold hard facts.

Iron man clearly has the crack on his side, but optimus can become a truck.

 

[Iliad]

Let me tell you somethin' about me that you might not know Joe Rogan... I smoke rocks!

 

[Gichan]

Iron man has sooo much metal on him it can practically be a truck AND he has teh laz0rs. Plus if he is on crack he'll do something stupid, i think iron man wins.

Like optimus prime is too noble and nice with no narcotics to blur his rational thought, he'll get *****.

 

[KirbyKaze]

Why would they be fighting? They would clearly be allies. Iron Man would be doing crack in the back of Optimus Prime truck.

 

[kr3wman]

Optimus Prime would pep talk iron man out of his crack addiction.

he's that good.

 

[Dynamism?]

While running away and not hurting Iron Man cause he's still human and he's not allowed to hurt humans.

In the end they would be friends until the end.

Then that **** bird will come along with his lazers and dairs and shines and **** and we'll have to give that **** princess a call with his sword and grabs and tiara and **** and...

 

[Rikana]

Optimus on them premium Petro Canada oil.

 

[Iliad]

It's a tie, superman arrives and they both lose.

 

[victra♥]

=.=

Optimus on them premium Petro Canada oil.

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