Inside jokes

[Warchamp7]

Every Final Smash is a Landmaster

 

[Project Occasus]

The only really funny I one me and my friends do is pretty much what someone else said. If I'm playing Falcon I'll add "Falcon" before everything CF does in the game.

Falcon Jab!
Falcon Recover!
Falcon trip!
Falcon pokeball!
Falcon Suicide!
Falcon WIN!
Falcon LOSE!

And of course, I try to sound like CF when I say them. Oddly enough, my friend's brother calls white Marth wedding Marth, and black Marth funeral Marth. Seems to be pretty common.

 

[RedMage8BT]

Samus FS: Mikuru Beam!!!!!!!!!!

Captain Falcon's Neutral B: FALCON... PUNCH!!!

...oh, wait... :|

 

[Smash_Gigas]

Perform a sweet combo or KO, we say: "DESTROYED!"
(From Guilty Gear)

Make a mistake of some sort, & say: "Mindgamez!"

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Whenever I used a b-move with Ness, my brothers would say "WHO'S THAT POKEMON?!?" (reference: they first thought it was pika, not PK)

 

[RedMage8BT]

dr mario is not a real doctor dont let him touch your genetals.

That's not an inside joke... that's practically a meme.

 

[Enshoku]

Whenever I used a b-move with Ness, my brothers would say "WHO'S THAT POKEMON?!?" (reference: they first thought it was pika, not PK)

IT'S PIG ARMY LEADER!

 

[RedMage8BT]

I forgot one: Kirby doing Falcon Punch is "I call Link!" One of my friends thought that's what he said in the original, and it carried on to Melee.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Whenever we hear Kirby using the Falcon Punch, my brothers and I crack up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNvbPzSTpPI

 

[Enshoku]

I forgot one: Kirby doing Falcon Punch is "I call Link!" One of my friends thought that's what he said in the original, and it carried on to Melee.

kirby and jigglypuff are pink testicles... sorry but I had to say it after the falkirby image...

 

[SuperLink9]

Just remembered some more. Dr Mario's black costume is known as "Darth Mario"

And Ganondorf, being the violent bad guy he is, likes to usurp other characters' games, mostly Mario's, e.g, he takes Mario Sunshine and turns it into:

"SUPER GANONDORF ****ING SUNSHINE!! YEAAAAAARRGHHH!!!"

That's what he says at the title screen anyway.

He took Brawl and named it

"Super Ganondorf ****ING Smash Bros!"

EDIT: And to us, White costume Marth is called "Princess Marth"

We also made a Football/Soccer like chant for those playing as Roy:

"GAAY ROOY (WOOWOOWOO!) GAAY ROOY (WOOWOOWOO!)"

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

When playing lightning fast melee or matches, when mulitiple people make sound really fast it always reminds us of 0:34-0:35 and 0:37-0:38 from this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfVMXUI2g74&feature=related Evil Cosby laugh!!!!

 

[Enshoku]

When playing lightning fast melee or matches, when mulitiple people make sound really fast it always reminds us of 0:34-0:35 from this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfVMXUI2g74&feature=related Evil Cosby laugh!!!!

It's times like these when I wish my sound drivers worked...

 

[miller483]

Everytime I edgehog/edgeguard: "NOT TODAY, ZERG!"

Toy Story FTW.

 

[RedMage8BT]

Oh yeah, my friends had a Red Kirby and Red Bow Jigglypuff and they used to call their team "Satan's two balls"

 

[Enshoku]

Oh yeah, my friends had a Red Kirby and Red Bow Jigglypuff and they used to call their team "Satan's two balls"

TMI TMI TMI

TOOOOOO MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH INFO!!!!

*runs to the store to buy mind soap*

 

[leafgreen386]

This really should be in the melee section... meh. Every one of these was an inside joke in my crew at one time or another (some are more inside than others). I'm probably forgetting some, though.

The rules of smash:
- Any suicide is because of mindgames
- It's possible to mindgame yourself
- Suiciding is a privilege, not a right
- Pichu is god tier
- Pink falcon is the manliest of them all (this should be common knowledge)
- Sheik is a crossdresser
- No, she isn't gay, she's yoshi [gay]
- Marth is yoshi [gay], too, but everyone knows that
- Marth uses his sword to yoshi [****] men, women, crossdressers, and furries, but he's still yoshi
- Yoshi can and must be used as a verb or adjective whenever possible, not just a noun
- Don't diss the sexy jiggly
- Controllers are for noobs

[rules added after brawl]
- Wario is a nazi (proof)

New rules pending

 

[Enshoku]

This really should be in the melee section... meh. Every one of these was an inside joke in my crew at one time or another (some are more inside than others). I'm probably forgetting some, though.

The rules of smash:
- Any suicide is because of mindgames
- It's possible to mindgame yourself
- Suiciding is a privilege, not a right
- Pichu is god tier
- Pink falcon is the manliest of them all (this should be common knowledge)
- Sheik is a crossdresser
- No, she isn't gay, she's yoshi [gay]
- Marth is yoshi [gay], too, but everyone knows that
- Yoshi can and must be used as a verb or adjective whenever possible, not just a noun
- Marth uses his sword to yoshi [****] men, women, crossdressers, and furries, but he's still yoshi
- Don't diss the sexy jiggly
- Controllers are for noobs

[rules added after brawl]
- Wario is a nazi (proof)

New rules pending

WARIO IS THE RED BARON!

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

Any spike or meteor is an "A-Town." When anyone gets KO'd, they got "merked."

 

[gsiddarth]

Roy's chant = "Roy's a boy? Roy's a boy?"

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Not much of one, but my friends and I do not use the word Jigglypuff or Purin. Instead, we address the character as "The Puff" (Jigg's street name)
P.S. I will not know who you are talking about when you use the word Jigglypuff.
P.S.S. Same applies for Purin.
P.S.S.S. I hate applesauce! (it had to be done)

 

[Moon/Sun]

Most common inside joke for me is comparing C. Falcon with Duffman since theyre both enthusiastic.

B Standard= DuffPunch
Down B= DuffKick
Up B= DuffLove(when connected "MWA!")
Side B= Oh Yeah! Boost
A Combo= says Duff repeatedly
Side Smash= Oh Yeah! Thrust
Down Smash= Soccer Duff
Up Smash= Tornado Duff
Dash Attach= Duff Dash
Nair= Duff assault
Dair= Meteor Duff
Uair= Spinning Duff
Bair= Oh Yeah! Smack
Fair= Oh Yeah! Knee
Taunt= pulls out and opens a beer "Show me your Duff!"
Y Winpose= OOOH YEEEAH!!!

I once won an match against a friend by making him laugh from naming all these attacks the entire match.

Red colored Sheik is called "Spider-Sheik"
Pichu with goggles is emo
Pikachu is Jibus, final smash is GOD MODE
Luigi Side B= Fart
Luigi Down B= unoriginalsoundclipattack
Dr. Mario Y Winpose has his middle fingers cencored by the pills
Ganondorf is Anti Duffman
Kirby is reffered to as Poyo
Ness Bair= Ressist the A$$
Peach is Merry Popins
Whenever Kirby becomes Thwomp "ARGH!!"
Mr. Ghetto & Watch
To opponet "Its against my religion to let you live"
Mario / Ike Final Smash= Through the Fire and Flames
Bob-omb is called Suicide Bomb
Homerun Bat/Zelda A/Ganondorf A="YOUVE BEEN BLESSED BY JESUS CHRIST!"
*These are still only a few of inside jokes we have*

 

[BananaNut]

I joke that mario's up tilt, up tilt, Up-B combo was stolen from ken from street fighter.

Green capton falcon Is G.I. Joe. . . In tights.

And JigglyPuff is conspiring with shiek in the Ninja alliance to. . . well, we haven't figured that out yet. >.>

*In the background

"Puff!"
"My SPLEEN"
*yawn*
"NO! anything But--"
PING!!!*

 

[AlbinoMonk]

This isn't so much a joke as just a trend among my friends

We have a standing rule that if in one life you kill the other three people in a FFA, you haven't killed everyone until you kill yourself too. We enforce this very strictly.

 

[ComradeCanada]

FALCON HUMP! YESSS!
And Various "Are you a bad enough dude to ____" references, the most notable was when Bowser stopped a hammer with his Fsmash.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Whenever one of my friends or myself uses Falcon's taunt, we say "Show me the n00bs!"

 

[Ridley22]

I forgot one. Whenever someone dies I always say RELODE.
It was because my friends and I played Ghost Squad for the wii for about 8 hours straight.

 

[RPGsFTW]

When me and TrueFool are playing are usual team games at school (me+friend vs him+friend) and one of our friends fail hard we say that the person is eating mud.

When I'm G&W at Pokemon Stadium I use his down tilt through the burning part's tree and I call it a wiener.

Not much though, besides those crappy jokes.

 

[sheep dude]

on melee when we all chose fox, everybody rushed to pick colors so that the last one will have to use the one with pink boots, also when i use capt falcon i star to say to my friends that they should not kill me or they will get the knee, also we say a lot of taunting involving figure speech.
i also used to pick pichu to just make him have heartattacks and die ^^
or play gangsta style on hyrule temple (stamina with only ray guns, super scope and characters with proyectiles)
also ness was a butt reaction proyectile, run as bowser and saying that he moves like an old car
tell anyone who kills someone else sissy xD

... makes me want to gather my friends and play xD

 

[Sl1th]

For my group of freinds the green banded Jigglypuff is the most dangerouse force on the planet (dont ask me why, my freind just happens to land 100% of his rests when he is green and constantly spams rollover)

We also have a term known as "Airballing the freethrow" This is when you go for a meteor smash to edgegaurd, wiff, and kill yourself doing nothing to your opponent

We also call turnips onions, and turle shells potatoe shells.

 

[leafgreen386]

For my group of freinds the green banded Jigglypuff is the most dangerouse force on the planet (dont ask me why, my freind just happens to land 100% of his rests when he is green and constantly spams rollover) .

I didn't realize jigglypuff was a cell phone company.

 

[Enshoku]

For my group of freinds the green banded Jigglypuff is the most dangerouse force on the planet (dont ask me why, my freind just happens to land 100% of his rests when he is green and constantly spams rollover)

We also have a term known as "Airballing the freethrow" This is when you go for a meteor smash to edgegaurd, wiff, and kill yourself doing nothing to your opponent

We also call turnips onions, and turle shells potatoe shells.

airballing the freethrow is a good analogy, except it isn't free...

 

[Sl1th]

I didn't realize jigglypuff was a cell phone company.

Shows how little you know, j/k..I thik thats the name of her B move, of course Ive been wrong about many things b4

 

[Enshoku]

Shows how little you know, j/k..I thik thats the name of her B move, of course Ive been wrong about many things b4

it was a joke, laugh a little

 

[thecatinthehat]

Roy's B> always sounded like "Who said teriyaki!" to me.

 

[SaxyPlayah]

"VEEENUSAUR!!!"

"Thats what she said"

.....yeah....

 

[Sl1th]

"Thats what she said" is pretty universal, me and mine use it to the point of annoyance

 

[SaxyPlayah]

Well, i think i worded that wrong....my reply to the game saying "VENUSAUR" was "that's what she said", cause yeah, that is overused....but we thought it was funny....yeah...

 

[Enshoku]

"Thats what she said" is pretty universal, me and mine use it to the point of annoyance

I personally prefer: that's what your mom said last night

or as a comeback to an insult: thats not what your momma said last night

 

[Foxy]

I remember an old, old, old inside joke involving a Shiek - named Zeke - who cooked macaroni. It was his specialty. He would yell at people "YOU WANT SOME MAC AND CHEESE!?" and they usually ran in fear.

It was incredibly stupid.

More recently:

-The 'teen pregnant' FALCON PUNCH
-Falcon's "YES!" as various things
-Yelling Falcon's random exclamations as he says them
-Falcon Punch again


-Ness's head is the size of the rest of his body. His shorts are 5 times the width of his legs. By these references, you can guess that his torso is as thin as his legs.

0.o