In Memory of that Amazing Squirrel

[Spire]

So a friend of mine and I hung out today and had some coffee. After leaving, we were driving down a 40 mph road and witnessed a squirrel take on two cars. Trying to dash across the street, one car's front-left wheel bit the squirrel's face, leaving the back wheel to completely run the furry over. The following truck ran over the squirrel with both tires. Struck with sorrow for the squirrel, she looked back to see it one last time before losing sight of it, and I find myself victim to a sudden freakout which signals me to turn and look. Lo and behold, it got up and wavedashed across the street, sliding under a car, and dodging another by a hair to find refuge in the nearby bushes. Totally broken.

He's going to have some kind of story to tell his grandchildren.

Squirreldashing, mang..

 

[Bowser King]

O_O

Squirrel for SSB4!!

-Bowser King

 

[Geist]

Squirrel for god tier?

 

[_Phloat_]

His post count is 1420.

Coincidence? Maybe.

 

[Fly_Amanita]

More squirrel bad***ery: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4489792.stm

 

[Mic_128]

Sw a frog hop across 4 lanes of traffic once when driving to a friends place at night. We were all stopped at a red light (which turned green when he was halfway, but he made it. Was thinking after wards I just watched real life Frogger.

 

[OmegaXXII]

Wow, I honestly never heard of such a thing, a Wavedashing Squirrel?

to bad all the squirrel i've seen hace either been stomped on of being chased by birds.

 

[Darkslash]

Dang wait till Firus reads this...he's going to be dancing mad.
All i see are L4D hunter squirrels that can climb any thing then attack birds.

 

[Bailey]

Can I have my 15 wasted seconds back from reading that post?

 

[SkylerOcon]

I once saw three squirrels take down a cat in a fight.

It was pretty awesome.

First the cat attacks one squirrel which actually does pretty well on its own. It seemed to be dodging everything. Then, another squirrel comes in to help and they both start attacking the cat. The cat looks like its about to lose, but then it grabs both under its claws. I thought this was over for sure.

Then, another Squirrel jumps from the top of a dumpster and shreds the cat's eye out. I'm not kidding. Squirrels are broken.

 

[Azua]

^ I probably would have shot me 3 squirrels and made a pair of gloves.
I'm not really fond of the furry little rats, they tear up my garden.

When I was in high school, a friend of mine hit a squirrel on our way to his house.
It was stunned for a couple of seconds, got up, gave us a dirty look, and went on its way.



V Don't feed the trolls

 

[Spire]

Can I have my 15 wasted seconds back from reading that post?

 

[Darkslash]

Pretty much these squirrels will take over the world or something.

Or get charged up on electricity...

 

[urdailywater]

Pretty much these squirrels will take over the world or something.

Or get charged up on electricity...

I still have my pokeballs ready at the waist for when the day comes....

 

[Wrath`]

Squirrels are in a league of thier own.

My best squirell story is a squirell fight that ended when one threw the other into a transformer, RIP squirell.