Tbagz
Smash Journeyman
For the brawlers that are un-aware, we are the south jersery brawl crew impact. We strive to be the best we can and have fun playing brawl while we do it Competitive play is our style and is what we enjoy, we only accept those who we see have samsh potential, And those whom we have met in real life, if you are interested in becoming a part of the impact family, show up to a practice or one of our events and we can discuss it, we have litte requirements to join. We are a decent sized crew that is trying its hardest to make itself noticable, and weve been doing quite a good job so far. Also, everyone in the crew is friends with everyone, from our stupid little inside jokes, to random asians shouting "up the but squirtle!" if your looking for so deffinate laughs and to become better at smash and have fun while doing it this is the crew for you.
Crew Shinnanigans
Crew Mascot
Current Announcements!
We DO need a crew picture of our selves all together.
I need a picture of you for under members section if you dont already have one.
Members
Crew leader. Tbagz (KUSH!)
Main: metaknight
Secondary: Wolf, Snake, Marth, Ike
Famous Quote: Im m0tha ****ing tanner, thats why!
age: 16
Co. Leader
Graz (COKE!)
Main: Olimar
Secondary: Zelda, Marth, C. Falcon
Famous Quote: Tbagz, having sex with a condomn is like taking a shower with a raincoat on.
Age: 17
Ralza
Main: Lucario
Secondary: Kirby, R.O.B
Famous Quote: Oogadi-boogadi-boo!
Age:18
Budo
Main: Metaknight
Secondary: Snake, DDD, DK.
Famous Quote: Brawl iz gay.
Age: 18
Numb
Main: Toon Link
Secondary: Zelda
Famous Quote: my hair looks so bad, i look like a ****.
Age:18
Pants
Main: ZSS
Secondary: Pit, Pikachu
Famous Quote: how about a nice cup of shut the **** up?
Age: 17
Neogenesis
Main: Kirby
Secondary: Lucario, Lucas.
Famous Quote: *sarcastic asian voice* ...that was..AMMMMAAZZZZIIINNNGGGG
Age: 16
Ax
Main: Marth
Secondary: Falco, Sheik
Famous Quote: Up the butt squirtle!
Age: 17
Jew (Unactive)
Main: Lucas
Secondary: ?
Famous Quote: i cant make practice today -_-
age: 17
Bladewing
Main: Snake, Lucario
Secondary: R.O.B
Famous Quote: none.
age:19
Chibi Loner
Main: pikachu
Secondary: Ike, Zelda
Famous Quote: WHY DO I HAVE TO DRIVE EVERYONE EVERYWHERE?!
age: 20
Money
Main: Falco
Secondary: Meta Knight, Marth/ Samus
Famous Quote: WHAT THE FUDGE BROWNIES!
Age: 12
Rob -UNACTIVE.
Main: PokemonTrainer
Secondary: Ike, Rob
Famous Quote: ?
Age: 17
CREW MVP (most improved)
UPDATES
Rules
have fun.
Love impact, till you want to have sex with it (no homo)
Try to supply your own Transportation
Be active
Post on the forums.
Rankings
More people need to show up to the tournaments. we only had 7 at this last one.
last tournament 10/18/08
1st- Tbagz (moved up)
2nd- Budo (moved down)
3rd- Graz (moved up)
4th- Ax (moved down)
5th- Neogenesis
6th- Money
7th- Numb
8th- Bladewing (estimated)
8th- Ralza (estimated)
9th- rob (estimated)
10th- jew (estimated)
10th- Chibi-Loner (estimated)
Events that have happened
Impact goes to their first money match against "Xx Hardcore Brawlers xX"- 11/14/08
Ax makes brownies for crew- 11/8/08
New banner made- 11/1/08
BTK joins the crew- 10/30/08
Crew Rankings posted *round robins*- 10/18/08
New banner posted, forum gets a bit of touch up 9/21/08
Rob Joins the crew!- 9/18/08
Money Joins the crew! -9/10/08
Bladewing joins the crew! (unkown)
Budo wins first at a tournament. july 26th
Forum Created! 06-24-2008, 01:03 PM
Impact is formed. june 23rd.
CREW COMIC
Sadley this is us every practice and we always have fun, great job neogen!
(no homo)
COMIC NUMBER 2!!! OMFG... halarious
Comic number 3, any crew member who attended smash at the shore will find this to be by far the funniest comic ever. =)
Comic number 4 is here! anyone who sits at lunch with me neo and jew sometimes will understand better. And Graz of impact came into school with just a speedo for holloween saying he was michael felps.
Heres a prolouge/ Poem Ax wrote for english class (of course he did it about the crew and brawl! XD)
We went to the LAN center,
But for some reason just could not enter.
We wanted to break the door
So we turned to Don who has the muscles we all adore.
Trying to act cool, he walked up and grabbed the handle
And gave it not a push but a pull!
I was first to walk in,
Holding my stomach trying to look thin.
I’m also half Filipino and pretty tan,
I was born here so don’t worry man.
And yes I can speak English fine,
But just hurry up and read the sign.
We’re here to play video games.
I don’t know about you, but I’m not here for “Through the Fire and Flames”.
Forget Guitar Hero, I’m here to play Brawl!
I’ll be here till nightfall.
Tanner was next,
Followed by some screaming, oh, because he got a text.
Walking all cool, always has his hoodie on.
That’s ok I can still beat him, but of course I’ll hear a john.
Tanner is tall and white,
Surprisingly he can put up a pretty good fight.
He wakes up early in the morning to straighten his hair,
That’s because if he doesn’t he’ll look like a nightmare.
But enough of his hairdo,
Right now he is the second best in our Brawl crew.
Next was Tommy G,
Full of perverted jokes that are so funny.
Tom is pretty laid back,
But don’t be surprised the way he will react
When I own him without a single scratch
I will then be forced to do a rematch.
He isn’t a sore loser or a wimp
He is actually kind of jacked and sometimes acts like a pimp.
All in all, Tom’s real cool,
It was awesome when I found out he was in my homeroom in school!
Finally Don came,
Right now he is the best at the game.
Don is just full of muscle,
His arms feel like metal.
We always try to make him flex,
But he doesn’t or he will rip his shirt because of his massive pecks!
Don just loves to eat chocolate,
Brownies are one of his favorite.
He always goes to Surf Taco,
And eats a whole thing of the nacho.
So we are all playing Brawl and just hanging out,
Being too lazy and go workout.
We could play all night and day,
There’s not much more to say.
And the way I’ll conclude this poem,
Is by calling shotgun on the way home.
