I'm having some creepin problems xd

[GeneralWoodman]

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Recently i found a girl i REALLY liked so i grabbed her *** and got laid and den her dad opened the door to her bedroom and **** happened...i'm posting this as it happens!!! HELP ME!!!!

Any tips or am i screwed?

 

[Teran]

Amateurish, immature, and desperate move.

Enjoy wallowing the consequence of your mistake.

 

[REL38]

Sounds pike the sort of thing you'd do in middle school, bro

 

[#HBC | Dark Horse]

You deserve it.

 

[TigerWoods]

I really don't mean to be rude, but all I can say is good luck with that haha.

You really messed up there. Don't pretend to like someone you don't; it wont end well.

Also, never try any tricks to getting a girl. Just ask her upfront. If she doesn't like you she doesn't like you... if she does she does.

*BOOM HEADSHOT

 

[Melomaniacal]

Wow, that's, like... something I would expect from a 10-year-old.
I ****ing suck with the ladies and I know that was a dumb move.

 

[finalark]

You're ****ed buddy.

You want a girlfriend? Treat women like people, not goals or objects.

 

[GeneralWoodman]

nahh, i have an idea....and the conversations i brought up are pretty deep.
lol 10 year olds tend to take the "hey your pretty" approach with gurlz...so i have no idea what you mean xd
stop hatin on my swag yo

 

[Melomaniacal]

nahh, i have an idea....and the conversations i brought up are pretty deep.
lol 10 year olds tend to take the "hey your pretty" approach with gurlz...so i have no idea what you mean xd
stop hatin on my swag yo

10-year-olds find out that their crush likes baseball players, so they show up to school the next day in a baseball uniform.

You found out your crush loves her best friend, so you showed up to school the next day in love with her best friend.

Same ****.
Basically: FAKE. Don't be fake.

 

[GeneralWoodman]

10-year-olds find out that their crush likes baseball players, so they show up to school the next day in a baseball uniform.

You found out your crush loves her best friend, so you showed up to school the next day in love with her best friend.

Same ****.
Basically: FAKE. Don't be fake.

No, i found out my crush loves her best friend so i'm showing my REAL interest in her friend so that she likes me MORE. I LIKE both gurls, I LOVE only one of them. I did this initially because the girl was being insulted by other people, i posted saying they were jerks, ect...the insult to her was actually how she was fake which is ironic. The girl i like makes me laugh and i respect her friend a lot

 

[GeneralWoodman]

You're ****ed buddy.

You want a girlfriend? Treat women like people, not goals or objects.

exactly, i felt the need to help another and then decided to benefit from it. Nothing is wrong with what i have done, i never showed any disrespect to either person and i want to be friends with both of them. The matter here is less in the area of respect and more in the area of love. I'm afraid that I'll have to date both of them basically....which doesn't bother me...but can be quite confusing at times...xd. Just trying to predict the future at this point really

 

[Firus]

You explained the situation to us and asked for advice, then when everyone called you out on what you did and told you you should never have done that in the first place, you've backed up and are trying to change what you did.

Doesn't matter that you like her friend and don't completely hate her, if you don't have any interest in dating her friend but gave that impression that's still fake. You said yourself that you told a lie, lie = not true = fake. The fact that it isn't a white lie doesn't make it any less a lie.

The best thing you can do at this point is stop faking. TBH I'm not sure what you were thinking, showing interest in one girl in order to get in with another.

Also, use the Edit button, don't double post.

 

[Fried Ice Cream]

Life isn't always a movie .

Getting with one girl/guy's best friend isn't going to make the other jealous so you can get the actual guy/girl you want. If you think she would like you and be interested in a relationship with her for showing interest in her other friend, you haven't figured out yet how most people work; If a person is taking or showing interest in someone else, they usually don't bother with it.

 

[GeneralWoodman]

You explained the situation to us and asked for advice, then when everyone called you out on what you did and told you you should never have done that in the first place, you've backed up and are trying to change what you did.

Doesn't matter that you like her friend and don't completely hate her, if you don't have any interest in dating her friend but gave that impression that's still fake. You said yourself that you told a lie, lie = not true = fake. The fact that it isn't a white lie doesn't make it any less a lie.

The best thing you can do at this point is stop faking. TBH I'm not sure what you were thinking, showing interest in one girl in order to get in with another.

Also, use the Edit button, don't double post.

not at all, i didn't change anything, i just made this topic nonchalantly expecting some funny comments, but since people have to be all serious on a gaming site...i have to back up my cocky posts with some serious ****. Seriously i need a good laugh lool.
Stop faking? faking what, i like both girls, i'm just afraid one will start trying to take the relationship away from the other and i don't want to say anything bad........i made this topic kind of hoping i'd get advice on what to say...i don't care about your scumbag opinions on a matter i barely explained and your all assuming too much

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

you're ****ed.

now let's all point and laugh.

hahahahahahahaha

 

[Fried Ice Cream]

Stop faking? faking what, i like both girls, i'm just afraid one will start trying to take the relationship away from the other and i don't want to say anything bad........i made this topic kind of hoping i'd get advice on what to say...i don't care about your scumbag opinions on a matter i barely explained and your all assuming too much

The point isn't that she's trying to take it away from the other, but you steered it there by showing interest in the friend. You were basically misguiding the girl, and to be honest, I would've thought you were interested in me, if you showed interest in me instead of my friend. I'd resent you for tricking me, and would even moreso resent my friend if she didn't care about it and went out with you.

Basically, you're playing with people's feelings. Don't do it.

 

[Melomaniacal]

No, i found out my crush loves her best friend so i'm showing my REAL interest in her friend so that she likes me MORE. I LIKE both gurls, I LOVE only one of them. I did this initially because the girl was being insulted by other people, i posted saying they were jerks, ect...the insult to her was actually how she was fake which is ironic. The girl i like makes me laugh and i respect her friend a lot

Let me compare both scenarios I gave so you get a better idea.

Scenario 1:
Girl likes baseball players. Boy doesn't. Boy loves girl. Boy pretends to like baseball. Boy doesn't like baseball. Girl now likes boy. Future problems.

Scenario 2 (you!):
Girl likes friend. Boy doesn't. Boy loves girl. Boy pretends to love friend the same way he loves girl. Boy doesn't love friend the same way he loves girl. Girl now likes boy. Future problems.

And I was calling you fake, not her. Don't pretend to have a crush on a girl when you don't just to get closer to someone. It's fake. You're being fake.

 

[Firus]

not at all, i didn't change anything, i just made this topic nonchalantly expecting some funny comments, but since people have to be all serious on a gaming site...i have to back up my cocky posts with some serious ****. Seriously i need a good laugh lool.
Stop faking? faking what, i like both girls, i'm just afraid one will start trying to take the relationship away from the other and i don't want to say anything bad........i made this topic kind of hoping i'd get advice on what to say...i don't care about your scumbag opinions on a matter i barely explained and your all assuming too much

All right well since you're not understanding the definition of "faking" and are yelling at me for trying to give advice and calling me a scumbag, I'll go with what everyone else is doing.

You're ****ed, have fun dealing with the resulting problems from your silly attempt to get the girl to like you.

 

[§witch]

No, i found out my crush loves her best friend so i'm showing my REAL interest in her friend so that she likes me MORE. I LIKE both gurls, I LOVE only one of them. I did this initially because the girl was being insulted by other people, i posted saying they were jerks, ect...the insult to her was actually how she was fake which is ironic. The girl i like makes me laugh and i respect her friend a lot

You don't love her, shut up.

This is what happens when you homeschool your kids. Take notes parents.

 

[Dre89]

not at all, i didn't change anything, i just made this topic nonchalantly expecting some funny comments, but since people have to be all serious on a gaming site...i have to back up my cocky posts with some serious ****. Seriously i need a good laugh lool.
Stop faking? faking what, i like both girls, i'm just afraid one will start trying to take the relationship away from the other and i don't want to say anything bad........i made this topic kind of hoping i'd get advice on what to say...i don't care about your scumbag opinions on a matter i barely explained and your all assuming too much

Getting serious on a gaming site is only corny when you're getting serious about a game. What people are getting serious about here is the fact that you're mistreating two girls. That's not specific to gaming sites.

 

[GeneralWoodman]

Its going pretty well, i told her friend i was more into her and she understands.
Thnx for the input although none of it helped and just made me angry.
I haven't had a real friend since elementary school...and this is my first real girlfriend..
When i think back to how we met i won't be able to laugh thanx to you guys...hope your happy
Inb4 more predictions that will never come true

 

[Melomaniacal]

Its going pretty well, i told her friend i was more into her and she understands.
Thnx for the input although none of it helped and just made me angry.
I haven't had a real friend since elementary school...and this is my first real girlfriend..
When i think back to how we met i won't be able to laugh thanx to you guys...hope your happy
Inb4 more predictions that will never come true

Oh please, don't be so melodramatic.

Nothing we said here should get to you so much.

 

[Dre89]

I think he's just trolling.

 

[LSDX]

Don't toy with the hearts of two women, only bad can arise from a situation such as this. I say pick one of them and run for the hills in hopes the other is left in the dark, but I jest.

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

There was a girl that I liked, who was in the freshman class.

But after seeing her freakdance during a school dance, I lost interest so fast it would make Sonic jelly.

Now I'd rather care about my level 80 Paladin than her.

 

[Dre89]

There was a girl that I liked, who was in the freshman class.

But after seeing her freakdance during a school dance, I lost interest so fast it would make Sonic jelly.

Now I'd rather care about my level 80 Paladin than her.

The porn industry is going to make a lot of money off you my friend.

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

Wh y?

 

[GeneralWoodman]

I think he's just trolling.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

[§witch]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Trolling by just acting like a ****ing ****** isn't anything to be proud of.

 

[Fried Ice Cream]

What a miserable troll
If there's anything I've learned from my time on forums, is that a troll would never give himself away, not even in the worst position. This looks more like a "oh haha, yea I was just trolling kind of thing".

I'm not one to judge though, and I usually believe people on their word until they have been proven to be lying, but you know, if you just admitted you were a troll I would have a hard time believeing you anyway.

 

[None Shall Pass]

I could tell it was a troll thread from the start.

Fairly obvious clues were depicted.

 

[Fried Ice Cream]

Why did you edit the OP?

 

[Falconv1.0]

Well I see where this thread's course has taken it.

Good ****, Woodman, I'm remembering this moment forever just in case anyone in user blogs ever starts to show any kind of respect for you.

 

[GeneralWoodman]

Well I see where this thread's course has taken it.

Good ****, Woodman, I'm remembering this moment forever just in case anyone in user blogs ever starts to show any kind of respect for you.

this was my first blog...and it made me and possibly others...laugh...fission mailed

 

[Maniclysane]

Everyone in here is mad they don't got game like Woody.

 

[§witch]

Let's change the OP so it actually looks like it was a troll.

 

[Wenbobular]

How did this get so many serious comments ._.
I couldn't take it seriously at all due to the bad grammar and lack of ... seeming plausible

 

[Firus]

How did this get so many serious comments ._.
I couldn't take it seriously at all due to the bad grammar and lack of ... seeming plausible

He edited the OP and changed the story entirely.

 

[Wenbobular]

O, that would explain everything -_-
Although from hearing the comments it still didn't sound like he could've possibly been serious
@_@

 

[Dre89]

How was the story not plausible?

It was a guy liking two girls, to differing degrees, and plotting to chase one to make the one he likes more jealous. I wouldn't put it beyond most guys to try something like that.

Now, if the story was two girls chasing after him, that wouldn't be plausible.