I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[alexxxela]

(0) end lag, (0) distance, (3) nastigas countdown

It actually works, but not for the reason intended...

Venomosity: Really?

《H.P.: 416/500; E.P.: 404/500; Jump: 5 J (× 2); Speed:

Skills: Teleport (3 jumps 20 E.P. Uninterruptible), Flight (12 J/t for 2 turns, using 8 E.P. per turn), Wall run (6 J/t for 10 E.P. per turn), Wall jump, Roll dodge (.5 J for 5 E.P.);

Weapons: Rattle bomb ×0 (Rattle for one turn, then throw it at 5 J/t causes 100 damage points across a 15 J radius on impact;

Items: Bouncy Teddy × 1 (Deploy on the ground. Lasts 4 turns. Bounce on it to jump 80 J into the air with no E.P. consumption. Rips apart.) Restoring milk (Unlimited use. Restores 100 E.P. Vulnerable while drinking. Takes 1 turn to work. No other lag. 5 turn cooldown.)

Attacks include lightning (¤ cooldown (2) ) with a range of 20 J, immediate contact, 4 turn cooldown consumption of 20 E.P., ~100 damage points, and versatile use, of course; variant on the cute dropkick, which now has 1 turn of end lag, no cooldown, causes 30 damage points, consumes 6 E.P., and versatile use, of course; (and other things that can be improvised) 》

Venomosity: 《H.P. 635/1200! ; Threats: Moves like a spider at a rate of 20 J/t; 8 J single jump of fixed height. Attacks with stomps, kicks (18-25 damage points. Numerous legs allow multi-tasking) and claws (~30 damage. Slower), and other means. Breathes Nastigas (...?...); Look out for the rushing charge. Do not be caught off guard!; 》

Baby Ashley nods. She then giggles and casts lightning. "Made ya wook!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley nods. She then giggles and casts lightning. "Made ya wook!"

(0) end lag, (0) distance, (2) nastigas countdown

Venomosity: Aaaargh! I'm running out of responses to that trick, so just take... (left punch)... this... (right punch)

Baby Ashley receives 14 damage points total.


《H.P.: 397/500; E.P.: 384/500; Jump: 5 J (× 2); Speed:

Skills: Teleport (3 jumps 20 E.P. Uninterruptible), Flight (12 J/t for 2 turns, using 8 E.P. per turn), Wall run (6 J/t for 10 E.P. per turn), Wall jump, Roll dodge (.5 J for 5 E.P.);

Weapons: Rattle bomb ×0 (Rattle for one turn, then throw it at 5 J/t causes 100 damage points across a 15 J radius on impact;

Items: Bouncy Teddy × 1 (Deploy on the ground. Lasts 4 turns. Bounce on it to jump 80 J into the air with no E.P. consumption. Rips apart.) Restoring milk (Unlimited use. Restores 100 E.P. Vulnerable while drinking. Takes 1 turn to work. No other lag. 5 turn cooldown.)

Attacks include lightning (¤ cooldown (4) ) with a range of 20 J, immediate contact, 4 turn cooldown consumption of 20 E.P., ~100 damage points, and versatile use, of course; variant on the cute dropkick, which now has 1 turn of end lag, no cooldown, causes 30 damage points, consumes 6 E.P., and versatile use, of course; (and other things that can be improvised) 》

Venomosity: 《H.P. 535/1200! ; Threats: Moves like a spider at a rate of 20 J/t; 8 J single jump of fixed height. Attacks with stomps, kicks (18-25 damage points. Numerous legs allow multi-tasking) and claws (~30 damage. Slower), and other means. Breathes Nastigas (...?...); Look out for the rushing charge. Do not be caught off guard!; 》

 

[alexxxela]

(0) end lag, (0) distance, (2) nastigas countdown

Venomosity: Aaaargh! I'm running out of responses to that trick, so just take... (left punch)... this... (right punch)

Baby Ashley receives 14 damage points total.


《H.P.: 397/500; E.P.: 384/500; Jump: 5 J (× 2); Speed:

Skills: Teleport (3 jumps 20 E.P. Uninterruptible), Flight (12 J/t for 2 turns, using 8 E.P. per turn), Wall run (6 J/t for 10 E.P. per turn), Wall jump, Roll dodge (.5 J for 5 E.P.);

Weapons: Rattle bomb ×0 (Rattle for one turn, then throw it at 5 J/t causes 100 damage points across a 15 J radius on impact;

Items: Bouncy Teddy × 1 (Deploy on the ground. Lasts 4 turns. Bounce on it to jump 80 J into the air with no E.P. consumption. Rips apart.) Restoring milk (Unlimited use. Restores 100 E.P. Vulnerable while drinking. Takes 1 turn to work. No other lag. 5 turn cooldown.)

Attacks include lightning (¤ cooldown (4) ) with a range of 20 J, immediate contact, 4 turn cooldown consumption of 20 E.P., ~100 damage points, and versatile use, of course; variant on the cute dropkick, which now has 1 turn of end lag, no cooldown, causes 30 damage points, consumes 6 E.P., and versatile use, of course; (and other things that can be improvised) 》

Venomosity: 《H.P. 535/1200! ; Threats: Moves like a spider at a rate of 20 J/t; 8 J single jump of fixed height. Attacks with stomps, kicks (18-25 damage points. Numerous legs allow multi-tasking) and claws (~30 damage. Slower), and other means. Breathes Nastigas (...?...); Look out for the rushing charge. Do not be caught off guard!; 》

Baby Ashley casts lightning again, and then teleports away. "Hehe! Dis game is fun!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley casts lightning again, and then teleports away. "Hehe! Dis game is fun!"

Venomosity: Is that so?... (points at the screen) Don't think I can't see that little meter down there, and oh yeah, take this... (Stomps Baby Ashley for 22 damage.)

《H.P.: 375/500; E.P.: 364/500; Jump: 5 J (× 2); Speed:

Skills: Teleport (3 jumps 20 E.P. Uninterruptible), Flight (12 J/t for 2 turns, using 8 E.P. per turn), Wall run (6 J/t for 10 E.P. per turn), Wall jump, Roll dodge (.5 J for 5 E.P.);

Weapons: Rattle bomb ×0 (Rattle for one turn, then throw it at 5 J/t causes 100 damage points across a 15 J radius on impact;

Items: Bouncy Teddy × 1 (Deploy on the ground. Lasts 4 turns. Bounce on it to jump 80 J into the air with no E.P. consumption. Rips apart.) Restoring milk (Unlimited use. Restores 100 E.P. Vulnerable while drinking. Takes 1 turn to work. No other lag. 5 turn cooldown.)

Attacks include lightning (¤ cooldown (4) ) with a range of 20 J, immediate contact, 4 turn cooldown consumption of 20 E.P., ~100 damage points, and versatile use, of course; variant on the cute dropkick, which now has 1 turn of end lag, no cooldown, causes 30 damage points, consumes 6 E.P., and versatile use, of course; (and other things that can be improvised) 》

Venomosity: 《H.P. 435/1200! ; Threats: Moves like a spider at a rate of 20 J/t; 8 J single jump of fixed height. Attacks with stomps, kicks (18-25 damage points. Numerous legs allow multi-tasking) and claws (~30 damage. Slower), and other means. Breathes Nastigas (...?...); Look out for the rushing charge. Do not be caught off guard!; 》

 

[alexxxela]

Venomosity: Is that so?... (points at the screen) Don't think I can't see that little meter down there, and oh yeah, take this... (Stomps Baby Ashley for 22 damage.)

《H.P.: 375/500; E.P.: 384/500; Jump: 5 J (× 2); Speed:

Skills: Teleport (3 jumps 20 E.P. Uninterruptible), Flight (12 J/t for 2 turns, using 8 E.P. per turn), Wall run (6 J/t for 10 E.P. per turn), Wall jump, Roll dodge (.5 J for 5 E.P.);

Weapons: Rattle bomb ×0 (Rattle for one turn, then throw it at 5 J/t causes 100 damage points across a 15 J radius on impact;

Items: Bouncy Teddy × 1 (Deploy on the ground. Lasts 4 turns. Bounce on it to jump 80 J into the air with no E.P. consumption. Rips apart.) Restoring milk (Unlimited use. Restores 100 E.P. Vulnerable while drinking. Takes 1 turn to work. No other lag. 5 turn cooldown.)

Attacks include lightning (¤ cooldown (4) ) with a range of 20 J, immediate contact, 4 turn cooldown consumption of 20 E.P., ~100 damage points, and versatile use, of course; variant on the cute dropkick, which now has 1 turn of end lag, no cooldown, causes 30 damage points, consumes 6 E.P., and versatile use, of course; (and other things that can be improvised) 》

Venomosity: 《H.P. 435/1200! ; Threats: Moves like a spider at a rate of 20 J/t; 8 J single jump of fixed height. Attacks with stomps, kicks (18-25 damage points. Numerous legs allow multi-tasking) and claws (~30 damage. Slower), and other means. Breathes Nastigas (...?...); Look out for the rushing charge. Do not be caught off guard!; 》

Baby Ashley starts to cry. "Y-you wouldn' huwt a baby, would you?" she whines, looking at him with innocent eyes.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley starts to cry. "Y-you wouldn' huwt a baby, would you?" she whines, looking at him with innocent eyes.

(nastigas ends)

Venomosity: ... Ummm... yup... this one anyway... Don't cry for too long... and bam! (Thumps her like he would for a mosquito for exaggeratively large damage of 20 points)

《H.P.: 350/500; E.P.: 364/500; Jump: 5 J (× 2); Speed:

Skills: Teleport (3 jumps 20 E.P. Uninterruptible), Flight (12 J/t for 2 turns, using 8 E.P. per turn), Wall run (6 J/t for 10 E.P. per turn), Wall jump, Roll dodge (.5 J for 5 E.P.);

Weapons: Rattle bomb ×0 (Rattle for one turn, then throw it at 5 J/t causes 100 damage points across a 15 J radius on impact;

Items: Bouncy Teddy × 1 (Deploy on the ground. Lasts 4 turns. Bounce on it to jump 80 J into the air with no E.P. consumption. Rips apart.) Restoring milk (Unlimited use. Restores 100 E.P. Vulnerable while drinking. Takes 1 turn to work. No other lag. 5 turn cooldown.)

Attacks include lightning (¤ cooldown (4) ) with a range of 20 J, immediate contact, 4 turn cooldown consumption of 20 E.P., ~100 damage points, and versatile use, of course; variant on the cute dropkick, which now has 1 turn of end lag, no cooldown, causes 30 damage points, consumes 6 E.P., and versatile use, of course; (and other things that can be improvised) 》

Venomosity: 《H.P. 435/1200! ; Threats: Moves like a spider at a rate of 20 J/t; 8 J single jump of fixed height. Attacks with stomps, kicks (18-25 damage points. Numerous legs allow multi-tasking) and claws (~30 damage. Slower), and other means. Breathes Nastigas (...?...); Look out for the rushing charge. Do not be caught off guard!; 》

 

[alexxxela]

(nastigas ends)

Venomosity: ... Ummm... yup... this one anyway... Don't cry for too long... and bam! (Thumps her like he would for a mosquito for exaggeratively large damage of 20 points)

《H.P.: 350/500; E.P.: 364/500; Jump: 5 J (× 2); Speed:

Skills: Teleport (3 jumps 20 E.P. Uninterruptible), Flight (12 J/t for 2 turns, using 8 E.P. per turn), Wall run (6 J/t for 10 E.P. per turn), Wall jump, Roll dodge (.5 J for 5 E.P.);

Weapons: Rattle bomb ×0 (Rattle for one turn, then throw it at 5 J/t causes 100 damage points across a 15 J radius on impact;

Items: Bouncy Teddy × 1 (Deploy on the ground. Lasts 4 turns. Bounce on it to jump 80 J into the air with no E.P. consumption. Rips apart.) Restoring milk (Unlimited use. Restores 100 E.P. Vulnerable while drinking. Takes 1 turn to work. No other lag. 5 turn cooldown.)

Attacks include lightning (¤ cooldown (4) ) with a range of 20 J, immediate contact, 4 turn cooldown consumption of 20 E.P., ~100 damage points, and versatile use, of course; variant on the cute dropkick, which now has 1 turn of end lag, no cooldown, causes 30 damage points, consumes 6 E.P., and versatile use, of course; (and other things that can be improvised) 》

Venomosity: 《H.P. 435/1200! ; Threats: Moves like a spider at a rate of 20 J/t; 8 J single jump of fixed height. Attacks with stomps, kicks (18-25 damage points. Numerous legs allow multi-tasking) and claws (~30 damage. Slower), and other means. Breathes Nastigas (...?...); Look out for the rushing charge. Do not be caught off guard!; 》

Baby Ashley stops crying after the hit. "I...angwy!" she shouts, her hair turning white. She casts electricity again and then dropkicks him before he can react.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley stops crying after the hit. "I...angwy!" she shouts, her hair turning white. She casts electricity again and then dropkicks him before he can react.

Venomosity: Think I'm happy? I got struck by lightning four times in one day!... Your shoe is untied... (trips her and throws her against a rock for 17 damage points)

《H.P.: 333/500; E.P.: 338/500; Jump: 5 J (× 2); Speed:

Skills: Teleport (3 jumps 20 E.P. Uninterruptible), Flight (12 J/t for 2 turns, using 8 E.P. per turn), Wall run (6 J/t for 10 E.P. per turn), Wall jump, Roll dodge (.5 J for 5 E.P.);

Weapons: Rattle bomb ×0 (Rattle for one turn, then throw it at 5 J/t causes 100 damage points across a 15 J radius on impact;

Items: Bouncy Teddy × 1 (Deploy on the ground. Lasts 4 turns. Bounce on it to jump 80 J into the air with no E.P. consumption. Rips apart.) Restoring milk (Unlimited use. Restores 100 E.P. Vulnerable while drinking. Takes 1 turn to work. No other lag. 5 turn cooldown.)

Attacks include lightning (¤ cooldown (4) ) with a range of 20 J, immediate contact, 4 turn cooldown consumption of 20 E.P., ~100 damage points, and versatile use, of course; variant on the cute dropkick, which now has 1 turn of end lag, no cooldown, causes 30 damage points, consumes 6 E.P., and versatile use, of course; (and other things that can be improvised) 》

Venomosity: 《H.P. 305/1200! ; Threats: Moves like a spider at a rate of 20 J/t; 8 J single jump of fixed height. Attacks with stomps, kicks (18-25 damage points. Numerous legs allow multi-tasking) and claws (~30 damage. Slower), and other means. Breathes Nastigas (...?...); Look out for the rushing charge. Do not be caught off guard!; 》

 

[alexxxela]

Venomosity: Think I'm happy? I got struck by lightning four times in one day!... Your shoe is untied... (trips her and throws her against a rock for 17 damage points)

《H.P.: 333/500; E.P.: 338/500; Jump: 5 J (× 2); Speed:

Skills: Teleport (3 jumps 20 E.P. Uninterruptible), Flight (12 J/t for 2 turns, using 8 E.P. per turn), Wall run (6 J/t for 10 E.P. per turn), Wall jump, Roll dodge (.5 J for 5 E.P.);

Weapons: Rattle bomb ×0 (Rattle for one turn, then throw it at 5 J/t causes 100 damage points across a 15 J radius on impact;

Items: Bouncy Teddy × 1 (Deploy on the ground. Lasts 4 turns. Bounce on it to jump 80 J into the air with no E.P. consumption. Rips apart.) Restoring milk (Unlimited use. Restores 100 E.P. Vulnerable while drinking. Takes 1 turn to work. No other lag. 5 turn cooldown.)

Attacks include lightning (¤ cooldown (4) ) with a range of 20 J, immediate contact, 4 turn cooldown consumption of 20 E.P., ~100 damage points, and versatile use, of course; variant on the cute dropkick, which now has 1 turn of end lag, no cooldown, causes 30 damage points, consumes 6 E.P., and versatile use, of course; (and other things that can be improvised) 》

Venomosity: 《H.P. 305/1200! ; Threats: Moves like a spider at a rate of 20 J/t; 8 J single jump of fixed height. Attacks with stomps, kicks (18-25 damage points. Numerous legs allow multi-tasking) and claws (~30 damage. Slower), and other means. Breathes Nastigas (...?...); Look out for the rushing charge. Do not be caught off guard!; 》

"Not my fauwt Big Ashwee isn' here to tie my shoes!" Baby Ashley pouts. She casts lightning on him again, and then deploys the Bouncy Teddy. She jumps on it and then dropkicks Venomosity, dealing x3 damage.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Not my fauwt Big Ashwee isn' here to tie my shoes!" Baby Ashley pouts. She casts lightning on him again, and then deploys the Bouncy Teddy. She jumps on it and then dropkicks Venomosity, dealing x3 damage.

Venomosity: Very creative. Now let's speed this up, because villains never win... (Venomosity headbutts Baby Ashley with his metallic head, causing 200 damage points )

《H.P.: 133/500; E.P.: 308/500; Jump: 5 J (× 2); Speed:

Skills: Teleport (3 jumps 20 E.P. Uninterruptible), Flight (12 J/t for 2 turns, using 8 E.P. per turn), Wall run (6 J/t for 10 E.P. per turn), Wall jump, Roll dodge (.5 J for 5 E.P.);

Weapons: Rattle bomb ×0 (Rattle for one turn, then throw it at 5 J/t causes 100 damage points across a 15 J radius on impact;

Items: Bouncy Teddy × 1 (Deploy on the ground. Lasts 4 turns. Bounce on it to jump 80 J into the air with no E.P. consumption. Rips apart.) Restoring milk (Unlimited use. Restores 100 E.P. Vulnerable while drinking. Takes 1 turn to work. No other lag. 5 turn cooldown.)

Attacks include lightning (¤ cooldown (4) ) with a range of 20 J, immediate contact, 4 turn cooldown consumption of 20 E.P., ~100 damage points, and versatile use, of course; variant on the cute dropkick, which now has 1 turn of end lag, no cooldown, causes 30 damage points, consumes 6 E.P., and versatile use, of course; (and other things that can be improvised) 》

Venomosity: 《H.P. 25/1200! ; Threats: Moves like a spider at a rate of 20 J/t; 8 J single jump of fixed height. Attacks with stomps, kicks (18-25 damage points. Numerous legs allow multi-tasking) and claws (~30 damage. Slower), and other means. Breathes Nastigas (...?...); Look out for the rushing charge. Do not be caught off guard!; 》

 

[alexxxela]

Venomosity: Very creative. Now let's speed this up, because villains never win... (Venomosity headbutts Baby Ashley with his metallic head, causing 200 damage points )

《H.P.: 133/500; E.P.: 308/500; Jump: 5 J (× 2); Speed:

Skills: Teleport (3 jumps 20 E.P. Uninterruptible), Flight (12 J/t for 2 turns, using 8 E.P. per turn), Wall run (6 J/t for 10 E.P. per turn), Wall jump, Roll dodge (.5 J for 5 E.P.);

Weapons: Rattle bomb ×0 (Rattle for one turn, then throw it at 5 J/t causes 100 damage points across a 15 J radius on impact;

Items: Bouncy Teddy × 1 (Deploy on the ground. Lasts 4 turns. Bounce on it to jump 80 J into the air with no E.P. consumption. Rips apart.) Restoring milk (Unlimited use. Restores 100 E.P. Vulnerable while drinking. Takes 1 turn to work. No other lag. 5 turn cooldown.)

Attacks include lightning (¤ cooldown (4) ) with a range of 20 J, immediate contact, 4 turn cooldown consumption of 20 E.P., ~100 damage points, and versatile use, of course; variant on the cute dropkick, which now has 1 turn of end lag, no cooldown, causes 30 damage points, consumes 6 E.P., and versatile use, of course; (and other things that can be improvised) 》

Venomosity: 《H.P. 25/1200! ; Threats: Moves like a spider at a rate of 20 J/t; 8 J single jump of fixed height. Attacks with stomps, kicks (18-25 damage points. Numerous legs allow multi-tasking) and claws (~30 damage. Slower), and other means. Breathes Nastigas (...?...); Look out for the rushing charge. Do not be caught off guard!; 》

Baby Ashley wails in pain. "T-time to finish you!" she cries. She jumps on the teddy again and dropkicks him one more time, and then stands back. "All done?"

 

[Yiptap]

(ShyHo calls Dr. Goomba Tower < Yiptap >)
ShyHo: Hey, are you guys psychologists?

Dr. Goomba Tower: Maybe we are, maybe we aren’t. Why d’ya ask?

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley wails in pain. "T-time to finish you!" she cries. She jumps on the teddy again and dropkicks him one more time, and then stands back. "All done?"

Venomosity's head falls away, and he collapses. W.Ashley and JP Ashley reappear, and then they warp back to earth...

Rita and the others are on a rock in the water... alive.

Rita: Baby Ashley, you did it!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Dr. Goomba Tower: Maybe we are, maybe we aren’t. Why d’ya ask?

ShyHo: Well, I figured since you guys went to med school, you guys know psychology.

 

[alexxxela]

Venomosity's head falls away, and he collapses. W.Ashley and JP Ashley reappear, and then they warp back to earth...

Rita and the others are on a rock in the water... alive.

Rita: Baby Ashley, you did it!

Baby Ashley giggles, and Ashley picks her up. "I have to say...I'm proud of you!" she says.

Baby Ashley smiles. "Tank you....." she says. Everyone congratulates her, making her giggle more.

"Hey...how are we gonna get off of this rock?" Red asks.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley giggles, and Ashley picks her up. "I have to say...I'm proud of you!" she says.

Baby Ashley smiles. "Tank you....." she says. Everyone congratulates her, making her giggle more.

"Hey...how are we gonna get off of this rock?" Red asks.

Rita and the others lower their arms...

A.R. and Dust Bunny at once: ... Awkward...

The screen blacks out as comical music plays... It continues to play for a moment before a scroll walks on screen with a name tag saying 'Credits.' The scroll rolls along the ground, revealing names...

Credits: Rollin', rollin', rollin'... Rollin', rollin', rollin'... Rollin', rollin', rollin aloooong!

Ashley and Baby Ashley: alexxxela

Jack Frost: Yiptap

Shoppo: KingBooGengar57

Kirby: Mamboo07

<I remembered at the last that they were in it. Apologies.>

Everything else: @Docctor Doom Clone. (sorry. This is a joke)...

The screen brightens as Credits stands up.

Credits: Really, folks, that's it...

The screen cuts to a coloring book, but Rita and A.R. can be heard.

A.R.: Okay, NOW you can say it.

Rita: Thank you, and you're not an old fart... Thanks for playing!

The game loops to the introductory screen.

 

[Yiptap]

ShyHo: Well, I figured since you guys went to med school, you guys know psychology.

Dr. Goomba Tower: Ya didn’t answer our question. Why do you need to know?

 

[alexxxela]

Rita and the others lower their arms...

A.R. and Dust Bunny at once: ... Awkward...

The screen blacks out as comical music plays... It continues to play for a moment before a scroll walks on screen with a name tag saying 'Credits.' The scroll rolls along the ground, revealing names...

Credits: Rollin', rollin', rollin'... Rollin', rollin', rollin'... Rollin', rollin', rollin aloooong!

Ashley and Baby Ashley: alexxxela

Everything else: Doctor Doom Clone...

The screen brightens as Credits stands up.

Credits: Really, folks, that's it...

The screen cuts to a coloring book, but Rita and A.R. can be heard.

A.R.: Okay, NOW you can say it.

Rita: Thank you, and you're not an old fart... Thanks for playing!

The game loops to the introductory screen.

Ashley, Baby Ashley, JP, and Red are sucked out of the game and land on the floor of the freezing mansion.

"Well, that's that. Once this blizzard is over, we should go see about getting your game published..." Ashley says. JP hugs Baby Ashley, shivering from the cold.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Dr. Goomba Tower: Ya didn’t answer our question. Why do you need to know?

ShyHo: I have an anger problem and I need you to help me sort it out!

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley, Baby Ashley, JP, and Red are sucked out of the game and land on the floor of the freezing mansion.

"Well, that's that. Once this blizzard is over, we should go see about getting your game published..." Ashley says. JP hugs Baby Ashley, shivering from the cold.

Dust Bunny sits pensively on the window sill, but without form.

Dust Bunny: [What to do now.]

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny sits pensively on the window sill, but without form.

Dust Bunny: [What to do now.]

Baby Ashley escapes from JP and toddles over to him. "Hewwo!" she says cheerfully. "Pwoud of me?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley escapes from JP and toddles over to him. "Hewwo!" she says cheerfully. "Pwoud of me?"

Dust Bunny: Hey, Ashley! Long time, no see. Proud of what?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Hey, Ashley! Long time, no see. Proud of what?

"My game! Beat my game!" Baby Ashley says happily. "We gonna get it puh-......pub.....pubwished!"

 

[Yiptap]

(Pyro Jack and Jack Ripper enter the mansion)
Pyro Jack: It's great that we're demons, ho! The cold doesn't bother us!
Jack Ripper: Yeah, it's real convenient- (Notices the gang) Hey! What are you doing in our mansion! (Points to a carving Jack Ripper wrote on the wall with his knife) As you can see, this carving that says "Jack Ripper was here" clearly shows our ownership!
Pyro Jack: Yeah! We were here first, ho!
<If you're confused, refer to these two posts here>

Meanwhile, under Ashley's Mansion...


A rat crawls by under the mansion and stumbles across the trophies. The rat runs across Pyro Jack and Jack Ripper's trophies, but not King Frost's. Pyro Jack floats around, confused. Jack Ripper grips tightly to his knife and examines the area.

Pyro Jack: Where are we, ho?
Jack Ripper: I dunno, but it's a real dump.
Pyro Jack: (Looks up) Hee Oh! It appears we are under a house of some sorts...
Jack Ripper: Hehe! Nice! (Jack Ripper bursts from the floor of Ashley's mansion and examines the living room)
Jack Ripper: Ooooh! A fine establishment! Would be a shame if I did THIS! (Jack Ripper takes out his knife and carves "Ripper Was Here" in the walls.)
Pyro Jack: Hey! Be mindful, ho!
Jack Ripper: Hey, nobody cared enough to free that overweight version of Frost! <'Frost' is the name of the name the Jack Bros call Jack Frost. Pyro Jack's is 'Pyro' and Jack Ripper's is Ripper.>

Pyro Jack: We should rest up here for now, Ripper. Frost'll come sooner or later, ho. (Pyro Jack accidentally sets the couch on fire with his lantern) Whoops.
Jack Ripper: Alright. Anyways, I'm pooped, so I'm gonna take a nap. (Jack Ripper collapses on the ground and snores at the top of his lungs)

(After getting bored from all the Subspace nonsense, Jack Frost freezes Ness and carries Luigi's unconscious body through a vortex which leads to the Mushroom Kingdom. Jack Frost leaves Luigi to rest in his house in his bed, and then takes Ness's frozen body and hides it under the floor boards. Jack Frost then goes back into the vortex and manages to retrieve the trophies of Pyro Jack, Jack Ripper, and King Frost, all of which are from the Shin Megami Tensei series. The portal takes Jack Frost to under Ashley's house and stashes the trophies there for later. Jack Frost then, for some reason, enters the vortex again, which this time, leads to where everyone is. The Subspace army, however, enters a vortex which leads to an unknown destination, though nothing really happens besides the fact that the Subspace troops reside in the multiverse.)


(Jack Frost stumbles out of the portal and into the scene.)
Jack Frost: What's going on here, ho?

 

[Doc Monocle]

"My game! Beat my game!" Baby Ashley says happily. "We gonna get it puh-......pub.....pubwished!"

(Pyro Jack and Jack Ripper enter the mansion)
Pyro Jack: It's great that we're demons, ho! The cold doesn't bother us!
Jack Ripper: Yeah, it's real convenient- (Notices the gang) Hey! What are you doing in our mansion! (Points to a carving Jack Ripper wrote on the wall with his knife) As you can see, this carving that says "Jack Ripper was here" clearly shows our ownership!
Pyro Jack: Yeah! We were here first, ho!
<If you're confused, refer to these two posts here>

Dust Bunny: That's great! How many puzzles... Dah! How did you get in here?

 

[Yiptap]

Dust Bunny: That's great! How many puzzles... Dah! Who are you, and how did you get in here?

Jack Ripper: We should be the ones asking you that! Get outta our mansion!
Pyro Jack: Yeah! You're lucky Frost isn't here our we would've totally kicked your butts by now, ho!

 

[Doc Monocle]

Jack Ripper: We should be the ones asking you that! Get outta our mansion!
Pyro Jack: Yeah! You're lucky Frost isn't here our we would've totally kicked your butts by now, ho!

Dust Bunny: You don't threaten...

He tries to move against them, but the cold causes him to crumble faster than he can form, and he loses form.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

(The camera crew wrap up)
Announcer: And that’s the end of the game! Stay tuned!

 

[Yiptap]

Dust Bunny: You don't threaten...

He tries to move against them, but the cold causes him to crumble faster than he can form, and he loses form.

Jack Ripper: (Begins to laugh) Ha ha! What a weakling!
Pyro Jack: At least he left! Wait until Frost comes and we tell him about our victory, ho!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

(Just then, ShyHo calls Ashley)
ShyHo: I heard you’re developing a game. I can potentially reach out for a publishing deal.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Jack Ripper: (Begins to laugh) Ha ha! What a weakling!
Pyro Jack: At least he left! Wait until Frost comes and we tell him about our victory, ho!

Dust Bunny tries to reform, but the temperature keeps from doing so any faster than a dust pan can nullify it.

 

[Yiptap]

Dust Bunny tries to reform, but the temperature keeps from doing so any faster than a dust pan can nullify it.

Pyro Jack: Hey Ripper! You should get a dust pan, ho! I would, but with my body, it''s difficult.
Jack Ripper: On it! (Jack Ripper exits the room and returns with a dustpan as he begins to approach Dust Bunny with a dust pan in his hand.)

 

[Doc Monocle]

Pyro Jack: Hey Ripper! You should get a dust pan, ho! I would, but with my body, it''s difficult.
Jack Ripper: On it! (Jack Ripper exits the room and returns with a dustpan as he begins to approach Dust Bunny with a dust pan in his hand.)

Dust Bunny: Don't you dare!... Don't you dare! (He is swept into the pan.) Ashley, Go!

 

[alexxxela]

(Pyro Jack and Jack Ripper enter the mansion)
Pyro Jack: It's great that we're demons, ho! The cold doesn't bother us!
Jack Ripper: Yeah, it's real convenient- (Notices the gang) Hey! What are you doing in our mansion! (Points to a carving Jack Ripper wrote on the wall with his knife) As you can see, this carving that says "Jack Ripper was here" clearly shows our ownership!
Pyro Jack: Yeah! We were here first, ho!
<If you're confused, refer to these two posts here>

Ashley looks at them. "Who are you? This is my mansion!"

Dust Bunny: Don't you dare!... Don't you dare! (He is swept into the pan.) Ashley, Go!

Baby Ashley picks up the dust pan, confused. "Where bunny go?!"

 

[Yiptap]

Ashley looks at them. "Who are you? This is my mansion!"

Baby Ashley picks up the dust pan, confused. "Where bunny go?!"

Jack Ripper: Whaddya mean? We found it first!
(Pyro Jack picks up Baby Ashley while she's holding the dust pan and floats to the door)
Pyro Jack: Intruders get out, ho!

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley looks at them. "Who are you? This is my mansion!"

Baby Ashley picks up the dust pan, confused. "Where bunny go?!"

Jack Ripper: Whaddya mean? We found it first!
(Pyro Jack picks up Baby Ashley while she's holding the dust pan and floats to the door)
Pyro Jack: Intruders get out, ho!

Dust Bunny: (Tumbling on the pan) What... the... What's going... on?!

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: (Tumbling on the pan) What... the... What's going... on?!

Jack Ripper: Whaddya mean? We found it first!
(Pyro Jack picks up Baby Ashley while she's holding the dust pan and floats to the door)
Pyro Jack: Intruders get out, ho!

Baby Ashley kicks Pyro Jack. "Not your mansion!"

"Yeah! We've never seen you guys before in our life!" Red exclaims.

 

[Yiptap]

Dust Bunny: (Tumbling on the pan) What... the... What's going... on?!

Pyro Jack: Silence! You are the puniest intruder, so you cannot speak, ho!

Baby Ashley kicks Pyro Jack. "Not your mansion!"

"Yeah! We've never seen you guys before in our life!" Red exclaims.

Pyro Jack: Oof! (Drops Baby Ashley) You're one to talk, ho! We mysteriously woke up here once, surely that's evidence enough, ho?
Jack Ripper: (Takes out his knife) I was hoping things wouldn't get too physical... We'll show you what happens when you mess with demons!

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley kicks Pyro Jack. "Not your mansion!"

"Yeah! We've never seen you guys before in our life!" Red exclaims.

Dust Bunny: Will someone please tell me which direction I'm facing!?

Pyro Jack: Silence! You are the puniest intruder, so you cannot speak, ho!

Pyro Jack: Oof! (Drops Baby Ashley) You're one to talk, ho! We mysteriously woke up here once, surely that's evidence enough, ho?
Jack Ripper: (Takes out his knife) I was hoping things wouldn't get too physical... We'll show you what happens when you mess with demons!

Dust Bunny: Watch your tongue! Ashley, outside!

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Watch your tongue! Ashley, outside!

"We can't go outside, it's freezing! Duh!" Ashley says.

Pyro Jack: Silence! You are the puniest intruder, so you cannot speak, ho!

Pyro Jack: Oof! (Drops Baby Ashley) You're one to talk, ho! We mysteriously woke up here once, surely that's evidence enough, ho?
Jack Ripper: (Takes out his knife) I was hoping things wouldn't get too physical... We'll show you what happens when you mess with demons!

"You're one to talk! Let's see how you do after a fight with Red, the most powerful familiar in the world!" Red says, pointing his trident at them.

Ashley sighs. "Red, shut up!"