I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny looks at her and sniffs.

Dust Bunny: $It's not diaper related. That's for sure!$ What is it Ashley?

Baby Ashley points at an open spellbook showing an illustration of the effect of an invisibility spell. "Mansion go bye-bye."

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley points at an open spellbook showing an illustration of the effect of an invisibility spell. "Mansion go bye-bye."

Dust Bunny: What does it have to do with Sojourner Park?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: What does it have to do with Sojourner Park?

"If mansion go....no can find us!" Baby Ashley says. "Safe fowever."

"Or maybe we could use it on the park!" Red says. "If they don't see it there, there's no proof it exists!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"If mansion go....no can find us!" Baby Ashley says. "Safe fowever."

"Or maybe we could use it on the park!" Red says. "If they don't see it there, there's no proof it exists!"

Dust Bunny: A whole park that everyone's seen? They may not see it anymore, but they'd know something was up... I know! My grandpa, Cheese Mole, taught me this little trick when I was still running from snow tadpoles. Say X needs help, and they're not in any immediate danger. If you can imagine them saying they don't need any help, and it's costly for you to do so, then a clever trick is to pretend you never saw them. It's saved me hundreds in life insurance!

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: A whole park that everyone's seen? They may not see it anymore, but they'd know something was up... I know! My grandpa, Cheese Mole, taught me this little trick when I was still running from snow tadpoles. Say X needs help, and they're not in any immediate danger. If you can imagine them saying they don't need any help, and it's costly for you to do so, then a clever trick is to pretend you never saw them. It's saved me hundreds in life insurance!

"So we pretend that we never saw the photographer?" Red asks. Baby Ashley squats behind a cauldron to, you know, and sees another book that interests her.

"Memowy go bye-bye potion," she says. "Mean wady fowget about us."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"So we pretend that we never saw the photographer?" Red asks. Baby Ashley squats behind a cauldron to, you know, and sees another book that interests her.

"Memowy go bye-bye potion," she says. "Mean wady fowget about us."

<I doubt you will still be here later, but I shall make this my last response for the moment to avoid an abrupt, inconvenient halt. I must go in a few minutes anyway. >

Dust Bunny: Or we could do that... I dunno. I always feel kinda funny when I plot and plan against people. We'd have to deliver the drink to her. We would have to poison her. Wouldn't that make us... story book villains?

 

[alexxxela]

<I doubt you will still be here later, but I shall make this my last response for the moment to avoid an abrupt, inconvenient halt. I must go in a few minutes anyway. >

Dust Bunny: Or we could do that... I dunno. I always feel kinda funny when I plot and plan against people. We'd have to deliver the drink to her. We would have to poison her. Wouldn't that make us... story book villains?

"We're doing it for a good cause," Red says. "She can't miss what she can't remember anyway." Baby Ashley nods in agreement.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

<This will be my last post for the night as I was afk at a friend’s house>
(A few hours had passed since ShyHo had payed Mona in cash and had since delivered all the pizzas to the homeless)
Lenna: Thank you for donating those pizzas, it is good to help the needy.
ShyHo: I know, the needy are hungry and they needed those pizzas.
Lenna: Alright. Good night, ShyHo. (She turns out the lights.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

(ShyHo and Lenna wake up the next morning)
ShyHo: Nothing about this makes sense.

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo and Lenna wake up the next morning)
ShyHo: Nothing about this makes sense.

E-Ashley shakes Clone Lenna awake.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

E-Ashley shakes Clone Lenna awake.

Clone Lenna: What is it?

 

[alexxxela]

Clone Lenna: What is it?

"I lonely...." E-Ashley mumbles.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"I lonely...." E-Ashley mumbles.

Clone Lenna: Alright, why don't you infect the others?

 

[alexxxela]

Clone Lenna: Alright, why don't you infect the others?

"Ashley!" E-Ashley calls.

Clone Ashley comes in. "What?"

"Gonna mold you!" E-Ashley says.

"What!?" Clone Ashley turns to Clone Lenna. "Don't make me!"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Ashley!" E-Ashley calls.

Clone Ashley comes in. "What?"

"Gonna mold you!" E-Ashley says.

"What!?" Clone Ashley turns to Clone Lenna. "Don't make me!"

ShyHo: I wonder how Ashley’s doing?
Lenna: She’s with Red and Dust Bunny. They’re presumably safe.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"We're doing it for a good cause," Red says. "She can't miss what she can't remember anyway." Baby Ashley nods in agreement.

Dust Bunny: But her memory doesn't affect the damage done... It's done... (The door bell rings)... I'll get it...

Sid: Just like I promised... Well, don't look surprised. I said I would drop by.

Dust Bunny: What are you doing here? (Slowly narrows the door opening as Sid places his boot in the doorway).

Sid: Well, that's no way to treat the mayor.

Dust Bunny: Mayor? You'd better not be the mayor!

Sid: Oh, so right! I'm more than just the mayor. I'm judge, jury, and executioner, and the very land you're standing on is mine!

Dust Bunny: Get out of here! (Kicks Sid's foot, and shuts the door). Red, call the... Red, do we have an escape route somewhere?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: But her memory doesn't affect the damage done... It's done... (The door bell rings)... I'll get it...

Sid: Just like I promised... Well, don't look surprised. I said I would drop by.

Dust Bunny: What are you doing here? (Slowly narrows the door opening as Sid places his boot in the doorway).

Sid: Well, that's no way to treat the mayor.

Dust Bunny: Mayor? You'd better not be the mayor!

Sid: Oh, so right! I'm more than just the mayor. I'm judge, jury, and executioner, and the very land you're standing on is mine!

Dust Bunny: Get out of here! (Kicks Sid's foot, and shuts the door). Red, call the... Red, do we have an escape route somewhere?

"Mayor? Someone actually overthrew Ashley?" Red exclaims. "We don't have an escape route, unless it's to the demon realm. We need Ashley to come back to set him straight!"

Meanwhile, Ashley's condition continues to worsen, and she gets hallucinations of E-Ashley II, which confuses her greatly.

"Another....me?" she whispers. She suddenly vomits up mold, which makes the hallucination giggle.

"You'll be my new friend...." the hallucination says....

E-Ashley II finishes up vomiting, and she's quite drained. "Gotta get home..." she mumbles. She begins walking but passes out, and the mold grabs her and begins to deliver her home.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Mayor? Someone actually overthrew Ashley?" Red exclaims. "We don't have an escape route, unless it's to the demon realm. We need Ashley to come back to set him straight!"

Meanwhile, Ashley's condition continues to worsen, and she gets hallucinations of E-Ashley II, which confuses her greatly.

"Another....me?" she whispers. She suddenly vomits up mold, which makes the hallucination giggle.

"You'll be my new friend...." the hallucination says....

E-Ashley II finishes up vomiting, and she's quite drained. "Gotta get home..." she mumbles. She begins walking but passes out, and the mold grabs her and begins to deliver her home.

Sid: (Outside) Just wanted some chill time with my friends... Haha! If I say so... (He draws a revolver)...

Dust Bunny: There's no time for her to get back! That lunatic is outside, and he somehow has the police doing what he wants!... (A gunshot is heard as glass shatters)... Out the window!
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Carson prepares to go to E-Ashley, and what is this? It appears he has not far to go.

Carson: Two hours and forty minutes.

 

[alexxxela]

Sid: (Outside) Just wanted some chill time with my friends... Haha! If I say so... (He draws a revolver)...

Dust Bunny: There's no time for her to get back! That lunatic is outside, and he somehow has the police doing what he wants!... (A gunshot is heard as glass shatters)... Out the window!
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Carson prepares to go to E-Ashley, and what is this? It appears he has not far to go.

Carson: Two hours and forty minutes.

"Wait, we have Baby Ashley right here! Maybe we can trick him!" Red says. He makes Baby Ashley stand with Dust Bunny. "Wait here! I'll be as quick as I can!" He runs off into another room.

E-Ashley II groans. "So tired..."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Wait, we have Baby Ashley right here! Maybe we can trick him!" Red says. He makes Baby Ashley stand with Dust Bunny. "Wait here! I'll be as quick as I can!" He runs off into another room.

E-Ashley II groans. "So tired..."

(ShyHo calls Red)
ShyHo: Hey, wassup?

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo calls Red)
ShyHo: Hey, wassup?

"It's kind of an emergency right now. I have to go," Red says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"It's kind of an emergency right now. I have to go," Red says.

ShyHo: See ya. (He hangs up)
Lenna: And?
ShyHo: He’s busy, there’s an emergency with him.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Wait, we have Baby Ashley right here! Maybe we can trick him!" Red says. He makes Baby Ashley stand with Dust Bunny. "Wait here! I'll be as quick as I can!" He runs off into another room.

E-Ashley II groans. "So tired..."

Sid dances maniacally in front of the door before kicking it open.

Dust Bunny: Sh, hide! (Dust Bunny slides her under a bed, and he himself disintegrates, scattering around the room.)

Sid: Yoo-hoo (gunshot). I need volunteers for my street-side renovation project. I'd pay you, but I thought this would be more fun!... (Enters Ashley's bedroom) Ooh, hide and seek. Alrighty, I'll count to ten... One (looks in the closet)... Two...
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Carson: I thought so. Dinner is inside... but hose yourself first. that mold does not belong indoors. (Walks back in casually)

 

[alexxxela]

Sid dances maniacally in front of the door before kicking it open.

Dust Bunny: Sh, hide! (Dust Bunny slides her under a bed, and he himself disintegrates, scattering around the room.)

Sid: Yoo-hoo (gunshot). I need volunteers for my street-side renovation project. I'd pay you, but I thought this would be more fun!... (Enters Ashley's bedroom) Ooh, hide and seek. Alrighty, I'll count to ten... One (looks in the closet)... Two...
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Carson: I thought so. Dinner is inside... but hose yourself first. that mold does not belong indoors. (Walks back in casually)

Red teleports under the bed with a potion and feeds it to Baby Ashley. It makes her the size of normal Ashley, and he whispers instructions in her ear.

Baby Ashley crawls out from the bed and stands up. "I-I'm mayor. If you don't get out, I kill you," she says, focusing very hard on speaking without her lisp.

E-Ashley II cleans off and goes inside. Her stomach rumbles. "What's for dinner?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Red teleports under the bed with a potion and feeds it to Baby Ashley. It makes her the size of normal Ashley, and he whispers instructions in her ear.

Baby Ashley crawls out from the bed and stands up. "I-I'm mayor. If you don't get out, I kill you," she says, focusing very hard on speaking without her lisp.

E-Ashley II cleans off and goes inside. Her stomach rumbles. "What's for dinner?"

Sid: You'll... kill me? Hmmm... (Stylistically flips the revolver before setting it on the floor)... This is most exciting! (Claps)... Well, what are you waiting for? (Sits down as he adjusts his gloves)... Three things to remember: Never wear orange, never play with weapons unless Sid or Simon says so, and... oh, yes, kill Sid quickly and finally, or he'll make your life a nightmare that you will never escape... but most importantly, never wear orange.
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Carson: A bowl of lentils. You will need much protein for your meals.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

(ShyHo and Lenna go to bed)

 

[alexxxela]

Sid: You'll... kill me? Hmmm... (Stylistically flips the revolver before setting it on the floor)... This is most exciting! (Claps)... Well, what are you waiting for? (Sits down as he adjusts his gloves)... Three things to remember: Never wear orange, never play with weapons unless Sid or Simon says so, and... oh, yes, kill Sid quickly and finally, or he'll make your life a nightmare that you will never escape... but most importantly, never wear orange.
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Carson: A bowl of lentils. You will need much protein for your meals.

Baby Ashley finds a poisoned dagger that Ashley keeps to kill vampires, and glances at Red, unsure. Red nods encouragingly, and Baby Ashley plunges the dagger into Sid's heart. "Bye bye now," she says.

E-Ashley II wrinkles her nose. "These look yucky," she says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley finds a poisoned dagger that Ashley keeps to kill vampires, and glances at Red, unsure. Red nods encouragingly, and Baby Ashley plunges the dagger into Sid's heart. "Bye bye now," she says.

E-Ashley II wrinkles her nose. "These look yucky," she says.

(!) // Dust Bunny reappears during the previous segments. He does not move, as he does not know what to do next...


Sid: Good choice! I was feeling a HEART ATTACK coming on! Hhhhhhhhhhaaaaaa, hahahahaha! (Stands straight up, dances around energetically, and then stands rigidly, exaggeratively falling backwards) Owy! That hurts! (Closes eyes) On to the next scene, please (rolls hand)... Why are you still staring? Staring makes me shy. (Sigh. He gets up, opens the door to the mansion, exits, and collapses, falling down the steps to the door). Next scene! (Stops talking and moving)

Dust Bunny: What was... (He runs outside)
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Carson: Not as yucky as you will be if the mold loses its integrity. Now eat up.

 

[alexxxela]

(!) // Dust Bunny reappears during the previous segments. He does not move, as he does not know what to do next...


Sid: Good choice! I was feeling a HEART ATTACK coming on! Hhhhhhhhhhaaaaaa, hahahahaha! (Stands straight up, dances around energetically, and then stands rigidly, exaggeratively falling backwards) Owy! That hurts! (Closes eyes) On to the next scene, please (rolls hand)... Why are you still staring? Staring makes me shy. (Sigh. He gets up, opens the door to the mansion, exits, and collapses, falling down the steps to the door). Next scene! (Stops talking and moving)

Dust Bunny: What was... (He runs outside)
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Carson: Not as yucky as you will be if the mold loses its integrity. Now eat up.

Baby Ashley returns to normal size and runs downstairs with Red. She prepares to take a bite out of Sid's corpse, but Red stops her.

"Not that one. It's poisoned," he says. "I guess we should just bring it down to the incinerator."

E-Ashley II takes a bite, and then spits it out at Carson. "I don't want it!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley returns to normal size and runs downstairs with Red. She prepares to take a bite out of Sid's corpse, but Red stops her.

"Not that one. It's poisoned," he says. "I guess we should just bring it down to the incinerator."

E-Ashley II takes a bite, and then spits it out at Carson. "I don't want it!"

Sid: (Eyes still closed, he raises his hand with an extended index finger) Oh, no! Not the incinerator! That'll end me for sure!

Dust Bunny: Why is he still alive?!

Sid: Because I'm Sid! Okay, I'm 'dead' (using quote gesture) now.
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Carson: Very well (wipes mess away), about your business.

 

[alexxxela]

Sid: (Eyes still closed, he raises his hand with an extended index finger) Oh, no! Not the incinerator! That'll end me for sure!

Dust Bunny: Why is he still alive?!

Sid: Because I'm Sid! Okay, I'm 'dead' (using quote gesture) now.
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Carson: Very well (wipes mess away), about your business.

"Yep, definitely to the incinerator," Red says, using magic to levitate Sid and brings him into the basement. He puts him in and shuts the metal door. Baby Ashley runs down with him and watches.

E-Ashley II opens the fridge, and finds nothing that she'd like. "Can we get burgers? I've always wanted to try burgers!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Yep, definitely to the incinerator," Red says, using magic to levitate Sid and brings him into the basement. He puts him in and shuts the metal door. Baby Ashley runs down with him and watches.

E-Ashley II opens the fridge, and finds nothing that she'd like. "Can we get burgers? I've always wanted to try burgers!"

Sid burns as they watch.

Dust Bunny: Was he even human? That made no sense!... Anyway, I'm going to look up the park... Wait, so what do we do next? If he was running the city, and his corrupt company is still out there, and Ashley isn't here, what will happen now?
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Carson: I doubt you will find fast food services these times. Beyond that, let's not work up an appetite for a less-than-ideal diet, shall we?

 

[alexxxela]

Sid burns as they watch.

Dust Bunny: Was he even human? That made no sense!... Anyway, I'm going to look up the park... Wait, so what do we do next? If he was running the city, and his corrupt company is still out there, and Ashley isn't here, what will happen now?
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Carson: I doubt you will find fast food services these times. Beyond that, let's not work up an appetite for a less-than-ideal diet, shall we?

"I don't know...I think we need to find Ashley. There's something where she is that's blocking my senses, so I can't tell where she is right now, but I can tell she's very sick," Red says. "She's probably somewhere on Tanjun Jyuki, so we need to go there."

"But all this healthy food is yucky," E-Ashley II whines.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"I don't know...I think we need to find Ashley. There's something where she is that's blocking my senses, so I can't tell where she is right now, but I can tell she's very sick," Red says. "She's probably somewhere on Tanjun Jyuki, so we need to go there."

"But all this healthy food is yucky," E-Ashley II whines.

Dust Bunny: I'll stay here with Baby Ashley, since she's scared of teleportation.
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Carson: That is because you are not used to it. Once you are, you will find that foods deleterious to your health are not as much, and can be far more occasional.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: I'll stay here with Baby Ashley, since she's scared of teleportation.
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Carson: That is because you are not used to it. Once you are, you will find that foods deleterious to your health are not as much, and can be far more occasional.

"Baby Ashley isn't scared of teleportation. You're thinking of E-Ashley," Red says. "I'll need her because she has a connection with Ashley too."

"Gonna go see Big Ashwee!" Baby Ashley says cheerfully.

E-Ashley II continues to pout. "But other kids my age get to eat yummy stuff like mac and cheese and candy and burgers! I saw it on TV!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Baby Ashley isn't scared of teleportation. You're thinking of E-Ashley," Red says. "I'll need her because she has a connection with Ashley too."

"Gonna go see Big Ashwee!" Baby Ashley says cheerfully.

E-Ashley II continues to pout. "But other kids my age get to eat yummy stuff like mac and cheese and candy and burgers! I saw it on TV!"

// Dust Bunny: I'll stay here with Baby Ashley, since she's scared of teleportation.

Dust Bunny: Let's go then... (brings his mysteriously packed suit case)...

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Carson: And every last one of them are gullible as gullible can be. Tell me, are you gullible?

 

[alexxxela]

// Dust Bunny: I'll stay here with Baby Ashley, since she's scared of teleportation.

Dust Bunny: Let's go then... (brings his mysteriously packed suit case)...

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Carson: And every last one of them are gullible as gullible can be. Tell me, are you gullible?

Red teleports them to Tanjun Jyuki and immediately gags. "There's so much mold!" he chokes. Baby Ashley starts to cry and climbs up Dust Bunny to sit on his shoulder.

"What does gullible mean?" E-Ashley II asks, running her finger on top of a power outlet.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Red teleports them to Tanjun Jyuki and immediately gags. "There's so much mold!" he chokes. Baby Ashley starts to cry and climbs up Dust Bunny to sit on his shoulder.

"What does gullible mean?" E-Ashley II asks, running her finger on top of a power outlet.

Mold wraps around Dust Bunny's legs.

Dust Bunny: Not again! (Tries to march into a puddle, but is restrained by the mold) Red, we can't be here!
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Carson: It means if you are not careful, someone will tell you to jump off a cliff, and you will do it. Now, do you prefer saurkraut, or kimchi

 

[alexxxela]

Mold wraps around Dust Bunny's legs.

Dust Bunny: Not again! (Tries to march into a puddle, but is restrained by the mold) Red, we can't be here!
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Carson: It means if you are not careful, someone will tell you to jump off a cliff, and you will do it. Now, do you prefer saurkraut, or kimchi

Red finds a hose, and sprays mold out of the way. "We have to," he says. "If we don't....I think Ashley might die."

"I don't even know what those are...." E-Ashley II mumbles. She then tries to bribe him. "If you give me something I like, it might prevent me from having an 'accident' with mold on your furniture."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Red finds a hose, and sprays mold out of the way. "We have to," he says. "If we don't....I think Ashley might die."

"I don't even know what those are...." E-Ashley II mumbles. She then tries to bribe him. "If you give me something I like, it might prevent me from having an 'accident' with mold on your furniture."

(ShyHo wakes up and tests a machine)
ShyHo: Maybe this machine will rid me of the strange and peculiar things I do. (An identical version of ShyHo pops out)
Wicked ShyHo: I must kill those who have wronged me! Starting with Penny Crygor! (He goes over to Penny’s lab, and takes off his mask, revealing the evil runes on his cheeks and then breaks in through the windows)
ShyHo: Oh, no. This is bad.