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Lenna: Unfortunately, this super weapon does not seem to care about lawyers. It will attempt to mind control you with mold. Fighting it in court is futile and all efforts to do so would be in vain.
Capman: Who said anything about court?... (Whistles)
ShyHo: What is that?
Capman pulls the blanket away to reveal a large glowing, warm, sparkling saucer.
ShyHo: This is neat. Her friends can accompany her too. Anyways, we will take it if this is our only option.
Capman: Oh, boy, cost? Unlike my usual self, I didn't think of that, but while you're on that note, I did help the Mushroom Kingdom enact a ban against Bullet Bill flashlights, and since I need to crawl in dark places alot, and since Bullet Bills are the only thing that can kill giant bullion bugs, and since the ideal back-door route for such a commodity meanders through your land...
Lenna: You request a flashlight? And what shall the cost be?
Capman: Leave the cost to me. I just want imperial permission to use the country roads for 'vacation' travels (winks).
ShyHo: (Sighs) You don't need government permission, this is not an absolute monarchy. You need only check with local checkpoints to verify. Understood?
Capman: Yeah, with this type of commodity, the checkpoints are the problem. Know what I mean?
ShyHo: Are you trafficking illegal products?
Capman: Bullet Bill flashlights. I told ya. So... thumbs up?
ShyHo: Can you show me what it does?
Capman shows him a photograph of one in use.
ShyHo: Yeah, you're not trafficking those across mine or the other kingdoms of my empire anytime soon. The ministers of commerce would not appreciate that. Good night, now get out. (ShyHo and Lenna go back to bed, but not before the former takes the saucer machine from Capman and hides it in a locked closet)
Baby Ashley pants and looks down at Dust Bunny. "So thirsty....need all!" she says, eyes widened cutely.
(ShyHo wakes up)
"Will be able to make more friends too?" E-Ashley asks. "And will ShyHo be there?"
ShyHo: You will be able to make more friends, and I will be there. (Clone ShyHo steps outside and stands next to the UFO)
"And have lots of snacks and toys and be taken care of forever?" E-Ashley asks.
ShyHo: That’s right. All of that.
"Okay, I come," E-Ashley says. "Where it?"
ShyHo: In front of my house, I’m standing outside my house. I said goodbye to Lenna.
E-Ashley and her friends arrive. "Lenna come too? And Ashley and Red and Baby Ashley?"
ShyHo: Yes. (Clones of the others step out behind ShyHo)
E-Ashley picks up the clone of Baby Ashley.
(Clone ShyHo opens up the UFO and him and all the clones, get inside)
E-Ashley and her friends go inside. She lays down on a bench, looking at everyone.
(Clone ShyHo shuts the hatch and the UFO flies off to Hocotate)
"What that?" E-Ashley asks, pointing at an asteroid.
Clone ShyHo: That’s an asteroid floating about the galaxy.
"What that?" E-Ashley asks, pointing at a moon.
Clone ShyHo: That’s the moon of a planet. We are almost there.
E-Ashley points at Hocotate. "That it?"
Clone ShyHo: Yes, that’s it.
"I excited!" E-Ashley says, hugging Clone Baby Ashley.
(The UFO lands on Hocotate in a large city)
"I gonna make so much new friends!" E-Ashley says. "You said....place for me?"
Clone ShyHo: Yes, it’s all for you. (The UFO flies to an area built specifically for E-Ashley’s needs)
E-Ashley gets off the UFO and vomits mold. "All mine now."