I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: What kinda business do you guys wanna run?

The friends look at each other obliviously.

Sonic: Boy, I really don't know what to say. I mean, yeah it would be cool to run something big, but... I feel like it would anchor me down.

Tails: You can do it, Sonic! That's one more frontier you would have experience with.

Sonic: (Looks between ShyHo and Tails) I'm just looking for something that doesn't cramp my style.

"Can we take a bus up there?" Red asks. "If it was a tour, I'm sure it wouldn't be too hard to get up the mountain...."

Dust Bunny: Is that okay, Ashley? There would be a lot of people in a small space.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Is that okay, Ashley? There would be a lot of people in a small space.

"Beep beep," Baby Ashley says, mimicking a bus.

"I think she'll be fine, as long as we're with her," Red says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

The friends look at each other obliviously.

Sonic: Boy, I really don't know what to say. I mean, yeah it would be cool to run something big, but... I feel like it would anchor me down.

Tails: You can do it, Sonic! That's one more frontier you would have experience with.

Sonic: (Looks between ShyHo and Tails) I'm just looking for something that doesn't cramp my style.


Dust Bunny: Is that okay, Ashley? There would be a lot of people in a small space.

ShyHo: Maybe a shoe company?

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Beep beep," Baby Ashley says, mimicking a bus.

"I think she'll be fine, as long as we're with her," Red says.

They take the bus. On the way up, Dust Bunny tries to move slowly to avoid irritating allergies, and otherwise causing sneezing.

ShyHo: Maybe a shoe company?

Sonic: I guess that would fit... I like it. I think I wanna start small though.

Amy: Ooooh! You could have your own brand of sneakers! Cute!

Big: (looks at a hole in his boot before giggling) I would like that!

Tails: You would need to think about where it's based though.

Sonic: I'm not sure... any idea's, ShyHo?

Blaze: (Mildly) I don't think he is very savvy with the markets.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

They take the bus. On the way up, Dust Bunny tries to move slowly to avoid irritating allergies, and otherwise causing sneezing.




Sonic: I guess that would fit... I like it. I think I wanna start small though.

Amy: Ooooh! You could have your own brand of sneakers! Cute!

Big: (looks at a hole in his boot before giggling) I would like that!

Tails: You would need to think about where it's based though.

Sonic: I'm not sure... any idea's, ShyHo?

Blaze: (Mildly) I don't think he is very savvy with the markets.

ShyHo: Maybe you could have a speed shoe company?

 

[alexxxela]

They take the bus. On the way up, Dust Bunny tries to move slowly to avoid irritating allergies, and otherwise causing sneezing.

Baby Ashley stands on a bus seat and looks out the window, waving at everything. She tugs on a stranger's hand. "Wook at all da pwetty!" she exclaims. Red watches her.

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: Maybe you could sell a speed shoe company?

Sonic: (Runs in place briefly) Speed's my game! That'll do it. <I have to go.>

Baby Ashley stands on a bus seat and looks out the window, waving at everything. She tugs on a stranger's hand. "Wook at all da pwetty!" she exclaims. Red watches her.

Stranger: (Delighted) Yes. I used to own a few horses... She's adorable. Are you watching her for someone?

Dust Bunny: Yeah (nests her between his ears, wrapping them around), we're watching her for... her parents...

They arrive after a few hours. The tourists await the guide.

Dust Bunny: It is SWELTERING today. Did you bring those forty bottles of water of the bus, Red? <I have to go.>

 

[alexxxela]

Stranger: (Delighted) Yes. I used to own a few horses... She's adorable. Are you watching her for someone?

Dust Bunny: Yeah (nests her between his ears, wrapping them around), we're watching her for... her parents...

They arrive after a few hours. The tourists await the guide.

Dust Bunny: It is SWELTERING today. Did you bring those forty bottles of water of the bus, Red? <I have to go.>

"No...We devils are very accustomed to heat, so I didn't think of it," Red says. Baby Ashley waves at the tour guide.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"No...We devils are very accustomed to heat, so I didn't think of it," Red says. Baby Ashley waves at the tour guide.

ShyHo: I have to go pick up some stuff at Zora's Domain. (ShyHo heads there) Hi, stinky fish people! (ShyHo picks some things up) Okay. (He calls Red) Where are you guys?

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: I have to go pick up some stuff at Zora's Domain. (ShyHo heads there) Hi, stinky fish people! (ShyHo picks some things up) Okay. (He calls Red) Where are you guys?

"We're on a mountain tour," Red says.

Meanwhile, E-Ashley is making more new "friends" on Earth. She giggles and waves at her newest victim. "What your name?"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"We're on a mountain tour," Red says.

Meanwhile, E-Ashley is making more new "friends" on Earth. She giggles and waves at her newest victim. "What your name?"

ShyHo: I'm engineering a cure for mold.

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: I'm engineering a cure for mold.

"There already is one, but don't use it. Don't use any cure. It will make her become incredibly unstable, and she'll kill you," Red says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"There already is one, but don't use it. Don't use any cure. It will make her become incredibly unstable, and she'll kill you," Red says.

ShyHo: Relax, I'm working on what will prevent her from becoming unstable. It will be a cure that can't cause instability.

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Relax, I'm working on what will prevent her from becoming unstable. It will be a cure that can't cause instability.

"She will become unstable if you use it. Either from the cure, or from stress. Don't," Red says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"She will become unstable if you use it. Either from the cure, or from stress. Don't," Red says.

ShyHo: What will happen if she gets too unstable?

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: What will happen if she gets too unstable?

"She'll either become uncontrollable and destructive, creating massive amounts of mold, or she'll mutate and become incredibly powerful," Red says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"She'll either become uncontrollable and destructive, creating massive amounts of mold, or she'll mutate and become incredibly powerful," Red says.

ShyHo: So... she can't be destroyed? Who made her?

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: So... she can't be destroyed? Who made her?

"I don't know," Red says. "Do you know where E-Ashley is?"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"I don't know," Red says. "Do you know where E-Ashley is?"

ShyHo: On Earth. Causing destruction, presumably. Where's the other version of E-Ashley? Maybe she might know what to do.

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: On Earth. Causing destruction, presumably. Where's the other version of E-Ashley? Maybe she might know what to do.

"There's another version?" Red asks.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"There's another version?" Red asks.

ShyHo: E-Ashley II, I think? But, anyways, is it possible that we might be able to develop a version of E-Ashley that could be meant to assassinate E-Ashley I?

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: E-Ashley II, I think? But, anyways, is it possible that we might be able to develop a version of E-Ashley that could be meant to assassinate E-Ashley I?

"We shouldn't do that," Red says. "It could be dangerous as well."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"We shouldn't do that," Red says. "It could be dangerous as well."

ShyHo: Why the hell not? E-Ashley I is extremely dangerous, so taking her out is necessary if you don't want people to die.

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Why the hell not? E-Ashley I is extremely dangerous, so taking her out is necessary if you don't want people to die.

"That's why we can't make another one, in case she turns out the same way. We have no clue how to make an E-Series, so we'll probably just botch it," Red says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"That's why we can't make another one, in case she turns out the same way. We have no clue how to make an E-Series, so we'll probably just botch it," Red says.

ShyHo: But, how are we going to destroy her? Oh! I know! We can stall her! I'll send a robotic Kaepora Gaebora to Earth. (He sends Kaepora Gaebora to Earth)
KG: Hey! E-Ashley! It looks like you've got quite a few friends there. Mold is dangerous, and you probably shouldn't be using it, but what do I know, I'm an owl. (Blah blah blah)

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: But, how are we going to destroy her? Oh! I know! We can stall her! I'll send a robotic Kaepora Gaebora to Earth. (He sends Kaepora Gaebora to Earth)
KG: Hey! E-Ashley! It looks like you've got quite a few friends there. Mold is dangerous, and you probably shouldn't be using it, but what do I know, I'm an owl. (Blah blah blah)

E-Ashley vomits mold on him in response.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

E-Ashley vomits mold on him in response.

(Kaepora Gaebora keeps blah blah blahing, due to being a robot)

 

[alexxxela]

(Kaepora Gaebora keeps blah blah blahing, due to being a robot)

E-Ashley does it again.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

E-Ashley does it again.

(Kaepora Gaebora keeps blah blah blahing)

 

[alexxxela]

(Kaepora Gaebora keeps blah blah blahing)

E-Ashley screams and crushes him. "All done," she says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

E-Ashley screams and crushes him. "All done," she says.

(Kaepora Gaebora springs back up and keeps blah blah blahing)

 

[alexxxela]

(Kaepora Gaebora springs back up and keeps blah blah blahing)

E-Ashley gets angrier and throws him off a bridge. "ALL DONE!" she yells.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

E-Ashley gets angrier and throws him off a bridge. "ALL DONE!" she yells.

(Kaepora Gaebora flies back up)
Kaepora Gaebora: Did you get all of that?

 

[alexxxela]

(Kaepora Gaebora flies back up)
Kaepora Gaebora: Did you get all of that?

"I NO CARE!" E-Ashley screams. "GO AWAY!"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"I NO CARE!" E-Ashley screams. "GO AWAY!"

(Kaepora Gaebora keeps blah blah blahing)
Kaepora Gaebora: "No" has been inputted.

 

[alexxxela]

(Kaepora Gaebora keeps blah blah blahing)
Kaepora Gaebora: "No" has been inputted.

E-Ashley's friends take Kaepora and lock him in a dumpster.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

E-Ashley's friends take Kaepora and lock him in a dumpster.

(Kaepora Gaebora stays there)
KG: They got all of it.
ShyHo: This doesn't make any sense! Why would a mysterious island that's not on any map of our planet, along with an extremely powerful bio-weapon come here? What is happening? (He goes to bed)
Lenna: What's wrong?
ShyHo: I think this world is screwed if E-Ashley is still around.
Lenna: I will help you defeat her, even though I haven't fought in almost thirty years, I will help you.
ShyHo: Really?
Lenna: Of course.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"No...We devils are very accustomed to heat, so I didn't think of it," Red says. Baby Ashley waves at the tour guide.

Dust Bunny: But Ashley needs to drink. That means... (Screen converges on his face) we need to buy some! (Screen returns)...

Johnny T.: Gotcha covered, bunny buddy. (The tour guide hands him a bottle with '$2.35 ' written on it)

Dust Bunny: Thanks!... Hey, wait, that's highway robbery!

Johnny: Whew! It sure is hot isn't it? Skin-peeling, tear-scorching, sweat-calling, tan salon-bankrupting, tongue-parching, bone-blistering hot!

Dust Bunny: Fine! Give me the water! (Jerks it away and pays for it)... We have to ration this one bottle... and guard it with our lives!... Next, it will be five dollars. I can feel it in my ears!

(Kaepora Gaebora stays there)
KG: They got all of it.
ShyHo: This doesn't make any sense! Why would a mysterious island that's not on any map of our planet, along with an extremely powerful bio-weapon come here? What is happening? (He goes to bed)
Lenna: What's wrong?
ShyHo: I think this world is screwed if E-Ashley is still around.
Lenna: I will help you defeat her, even though I haven't fought in almost thirty years, I will help you.
ShyHo: Really?
Lenna: Of course.

Capman: (Intrusively) You sound like you're in a real pickle...

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Dust Bunny: But Ashley needs to drink. That means... (Screen converges on his face) we need to buy some! (Screen returns)...

Johnny T.: Gotcha covered, bunny buddy. (The tour guide hands him a bottle with '$2.35 ' written on it)

Dust Bunny: Thanks!... Hey, wait, that's highway robbery!

Johnny: Whew! It sure is hot isn't it? Skin-peeling, tear-scorching, sweat-calling, tan salon-bankrupting, tongue-parching, bone-blistering hot!

Dust Bunny: Fine! Give me the water! (Jerks it away and pays for it)... We have to ration this one bottle... and guard it with our lives!... Next, it will be five dollars. I can feel it in my ears!



Capman: (Intrusively) You sound like you're in a real pickle...

ShyHo: Who are you?
Lenna: And what are you doing in our palace?

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: Who are you?
Lenna: And what are you doing in our palace?

Capman: Lenna remembers, she called the cops when Princess Peach showed the fire flowers she was growing. Capman's the name, and super's my game. Now, word spreads quickly when a moldy biological super weapon is on the loose, and I got wind of your little dilemma. Fortunately for you, I used to be a lawyer, and if a biological super weapon can defeat everything else, it can't beat a lawyer. Tick, tick, clock's ticking!