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I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

alexxxela

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Doc Monocle said:
Dust Bunny: Ashley (exasperated)!... GIT... AWEY... FROM THET! (He rolls her over and flies away with D'Vour's body)...
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Carson: A karate master from the olden days, but I assure you, if you do not know what a game is, you certainly will not appreciate the history lesson. <Which is a convenience for me, since I do not know the history lesson anyway :laugh: >
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Baby Ashley cries and starts chasing him. "Want it back!"

"Okay..." E-Ashley II mumbles. "Can I go outside?"
 
Doc Monocle

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alexxxela said:
Baby Ashley cries and starts chasing him. "Want it back!"

"Okay..." E-Ashley II mumbles. "Can I go outside?"
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Dust Bunny flies about the room, spilling dust as he avoids Ashley.

Dust Bunny: You can't have it. Eating this would be bad for your health, we should treat this sacredly , and Red, you spectating little...
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Carson: You may, but if you see an old man with a ducktail hair style, don't grieve him with fussing.
 
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Doc Monocle said:
Dust Bunny flies about the room, spilling dust as he avoids Ashley.

Dust Bunny: You can't have it. Eating this would be bad for your health, we should treat this sacredly , and Red, you spectating little...
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Carson: You may, but if you see an old man with a ducktail hair style, don't grieve him with fussing.
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Red giggles and watches. "Just give her a little!"

E-Ashley II goes outside to do her business, and sees a car approaching. "I think he's here!" she calls.
 
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alexxxela said:
Red giggles and watches. "Just give her a little!"

E-Ashley II goes outside to do her business, and sees a car approaching. "I think he's here!" she calls.
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Dust Bunny: Absolutely not!... (Pulls D'Vour away when she jumps) Why can't you just eat chicken... like everyone else? (He flies up the chimney)
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Carson exits the house. Raffle is faintly heard barking within... <I might be back later. I must go shortly. >
 
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Doc Monocle said:
Dust Bunny: Absolutely not!... (Pulls D'Vour away when she jumps) Why can't you just eat chicken... like everyone else? (He flies up the chimney)
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Carson exits the house. Raffle is faintly heard barking within... <I might be back later. I must go shortly. >
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Baby Ashley stands at the fireplace and cries.

E-Ashley II squats behind a tree and watches.
 
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alexxxela said:
"Sure....." Ana says.
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(ShyHo shows them an x-ray of something that happened to his pelvical region)
ShyHo: This was because of a bet. My pelvis was shattered and I had to be in a cast for a couple of months. Wanna know how it happened? It's pretty funny.
 
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KingBooGengar57 said:
(ShyHo shows them an x-ray of something that happened to his pelvical region)
ShyHo: This was because of a bet. My pelvis was shattered and I had to be in a cast for a couple of months. Wanna know how it happened? It's pretty funny.
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"Okay," Kat says.
 
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alexxxela said:
"What are balls?" Ana asks. "On a person?"
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ShyHo: Okay, beneath a man's waist is something that if you punch them really hard in, or something hits them there really hard, it hurts a lot. Those are balls! Or nuts if you prefer.
 
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alexxxela said:
Baby Ashley stands at the fireplace and cries.

E-Ashley II squats behind a tree and watches.
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Dust Bunny takes D'Vour away and buries him. He then returns to Red and baby Ashley.

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Carson meets Kazuya.

Carson: Ah, yes, the venerable Mishima... (Kazuya is silent)... Well, let us make this quick then.

Kazuya gives him a capsule with a miniscule portion of a rock sample containing blaze (completely made up), and Kazuya departs.

Carson: My prize, my prize...
 
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Doc Monocle said:
Dust Bunny takes D'Vour away and buries him. He then returns to Red and baby Ashley.

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Carson meets Kazuya.

Carson: Ah, yes, the venerable Mishima... (Kazuya is silent)... Well, let us make this quick then.

Kazuya gives him a capsule with a miniscule portion of a rock sample containing blaze (completely made up), and Kazuya departs.

Carson: My prize, my prize...
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(ShyHo messages Sonic the Hedgehog's account on SonicForums.net)
ShyHo: I'm the emperor of the planet known as Gaia, and I'm willing to make you a business offer.
 
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KingBooGengar57 said:
(ShyHo messages Sonic the Hedgehog's account on SonicForums.net)
ShyHo: I'm the emperor of the planet known as Gaia, and I'm willing to make you a business offer.
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Sonic takes his feet off of the desk when he sees the message, and he replies. Having not heard of Gaia, he is curious and a little cautious.

Sonic: Gaia? What kind of offer?
 
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Doc Monocle said:
Sonic takes his feet off of the desk when he sees the message, and he replies. Having not heard of Gaia, he is curious and a little cautious.

Sonic: Gaia? What kind of offer?
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ShyHo: You've kinda been going downhill ever since Sonic '06 came out, how about I give you some money and we can make you a start-up company.
 
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Sonic: Well, I have been on a bit of a slump lately. I guess saving the planet so many times takes its toll... (Forgetting caution.)
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ShyHo: Heh, I'll tell you what. I'll give you 55 thousand GP to start up your company. How does that sound?
 
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KingBooGengar57 said:
ShyHo: How about Tails? Or Amy? Or Knuckles? Can they be your CEO?
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Sonic: I would pick them, them being my friends and all, but I don't know how they would be at it. Tails is a genius, but not that kind of genius, and I don't think he would take the pressure. Amy is not level-headed, and Knuckles' answer to everything is in his name. They're great though. I love 'em, but I don't think they would be very good at it.
 
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Doc Monocle said:
Sonic: I would pick them, them being my friends and all, but I don't know how they would be at it. Tails is a genius, but not that kind of genius, and I don't think he would take the pressure. Amy is not level-headed, and Knuckles' answer to everything is in his name. They're great though. I love 'em, but I don't think they would be very good at it.
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ShyHo: What would a bird be in terms of usefulness? Have you known said bird as long as you have your friends?
 
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Doc Monocle said:
Sonic: I looked her up. Her business record is solid. I don't know her that well, but between her track record and references, I think she would at least be good to consider for the position.
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ShyHo: Aren't you gonna run the company? You've gotta be the CEO yourself.
 
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