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I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

alexxxela

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KingBooGengar57 said:
<Can you say that they’re just kidding? It’s weirding me out that they’re six years old and still not potty trained>
ShyHo: Surely, you must be joking.
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<Sure thing. I just wanted to do that little bit of wordplay lol. No worries>

"Just kidding!" Kat says. "You sounded so worried!"
 
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alexxxela said:
Red grabs the pinecones from him and starts tearing mold away from him. "Get it together! I can't deal with this too!"
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Molst Bunny: (Uses his left hand to tear off mold, and uses his right hand to... actually, he is sucking his thumb ) It hurts! Please, let me have that paint on the wall... (He eventually pulls free.)

Dust Bunny: Oh, sorry about that. I was trying to see if I could learn anything new by taking in the mold, but the impulses are just... insane!
-------------------- <Warning: Oversized haul!>

Goomberg: ... And that's how Mario Sr. came into the Mushroom Kingdom... Mario?

Mario, who was reclining against a large tree root, had his cap over his eyes, snoring.

Goomberg goes into his dream...

Mario: (Waking) Whoooa! DON'T MAKE ME GO DOWN THAT TOILET!... What? (Goomberg returns)

Goomberg: Y'know what? We'll finish this story another time.

Mario: No, no, I was listening. The last thing you said was "Down you go!"

Goomberg: Go back into the village, Mario. I've got falafel to eat. (vanishes)

Mario returns. Days later, he goes to watch the circus for the first time. The crowd sounds as they watch seemingly impossible feats done with such panache by seasoned performers. Soon, the lights focus in on Snore, who gives an announcement.

Snore: Now, ladies and gentleman, it is time for the moment you've all been waiting for. Snore and Company is proud and humbled to present to you... Gianni the Dariiiiiing!

Gianni comes out expressionless as he waves. Mario excitedly jumps up as the crowd noisily applauds. After spitting on the ground, Gianni performs his routine, to the amazement of the crowd, and to the anxiety of Mario. Gianni concludes his act with a calm that is seemingly superhuman... After the show, Mario meets him outside the big top, where a variety of attractions encircle the tent.

Gianni: ...Yeah, yeah. Y'know, you said that at least fifteen times since we got out.

Mario: But it's true. You were amazing!

Not four seconds after he said this did a crowd of impressed people who were in the audience gather around Gianni asking for autographs, which he irritably gives them. After escaping, they come to a room titled 'Snore and Company Theater,' where they take seats. Mario hardly pays attention to the staged plays, however, as he talks to Gianni.

Mario: ... I am glad to hear that you like video games. Speaking of which...

Gianni: Sh... This is my favorite part.

Mario turns his head to see the role of a stand-up comedian, who takes the spotlight during the 'hilarious' part of the play.

Comedian: Hello (holding her arm. She gradually let's go of it. ), I'm Tina... (The crowd is silent. Tina clears her throat)... Wow, you're a quiet lot today! (Giggles. The crowd is mostly quiet, but Gianni snurts as he elbows Mario. Gianni: (Whispering) It's getting good! Just watch.)... You know, I was on my way here when I came to a 'stop' sign. I was waiting, and waiting for traffic to clear so I could cross the street, and... I was waiting, and the traffic wouldn't ease up... It was the longest day I ever had. (Rapidly emphasizing with her hands and feet) I am saying, "Come on!..."

A sign saying 'boo' lights up, and planted audience members throw tomatoes at Tina. Gianni heartily laughs, saying, 'Like clockwork!' as the crowd laughs, while Tina continues talking.

Mario: What is this? (Low at first) This isn't funny at all! This is cruel! She can't be more than ten!

Gianni: (Speaking through laughter, which is hard to distinguish from that of the audience.) Oh, n-no, it's... it's not like that. It's part of the play! Heha...

Mario: She must be a very good actor then... (Tina's eyes well with tears as she stands in place smiling, dodging tomatoes, looking around at the audience, and talking. )... I am sorry. I do not get the joke.

Gianni: (Sore from laughing) It's ok... It's okay. It is an acquired taste.

Mario: Mmm.... Well, I'll be right back. (He goes to find Snore, while Gianni takes to another bout of laughter.)...
 
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Doc Monocle said:
Molst Bunny: (Uses his left hand to tear off mold, and uses his right hand to... actually, he is sucking his thumb ) It hurts! Please, let me have that paint on the wall... (He eventually pulls free.)

Dust Bunny: Oh, sorry about that. I was trying to see if I could learn anything new by taking in the mold, but the impulses are just... insane!
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Red takes a blowtorch and tries to unsuccessfully burn the mold. E-Ashley comes outside and eats it. "Now we have to figure out, is it the mold itself that made you act that way, or was it E-Ashley's impulses controlling you?" he says. "I've heard of another E-Series who acted perfectly obedient before she became unstable, so maybe there's a flaw in E-Ashley design that's making her act like this."
KingBooGengar57 said:
Lenna: They are safe, where are they?
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"They hiding! Not safe!" Baby Ashley says.
 
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alexxxela said:
Red takes a blowtorch and tries to unsuccessfully burn the mold. E-Ashley comes outside and eats it. "Now we have to figure out, is it the mold itself that made you act that way, or was it E-Ashley's impulses controlling you?" he says. "I've heard of another E-Series who acted perfectly obedient before she became unstable, so maybe there's a flaw in E-Ashley design that's making her act like this."

"They hiding! Not safe!" Baby Ashley says.
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Lenna: Where are they hiding?
 
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alexxxela said:
Red takes a blowtorch and tries to unsuccessfully burn the mold. E-Ashley comes outside and eats it. "Now we have to figure out, is it the mold itself that made you act that way, or was it E-Ashley's impulses controlling you?" he says. "I've heard of another E-Series who acted perfectly obedient before she became unstable, so maybe there's a flaw in E-Ashley design that's making her act like this."

"They hiding! Not safe!" Baby Ashley says.
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Dust Bunny: I didn't feel out of control entirely, but the cravings for non-food items was powerful, and I somehow felt a sense of carelessness-- like I could do whatever I wanted-- if just for a moment.
 
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KingBooGengar57 said:
ShyHo: What's wrong?
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"I so scawwed!" Baby Ashley cries.
Doc Monocle said:
Dust Bunny: I didn't feel out of control entirely, but the cravings for non-food items was powerful, and I somehow felt a sense of carelessness-- like I could do whatever I wanted-- if just for a moment.
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"Then she must have not actually infected you. It must have just put you in her mind," Red says. E-Ashley starts chewing on a rock.
 
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"I so scawwed!" Baby Ashley cries.

"Then she must have not actually infected you. It must have just put you in her mind," Red says. E-Ashley starts chewing on a rock.
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<Pardon the delay. I Apologize. Perhaps now may not be the best time.>

Dust Bunny: We should probably stock up on this stuff (looks at syringe), just in case.
 
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Doc Monocle said:
<Pardon the delay. I Apologize. Perhaps now may not be the best time.>

Dust Bunny: We should probably stock up on this stuff (looks at syringe), just in case.
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"We have a lot," Red says. He then sees E-Ashley eating the rock. "Let's try it now."
KingBooGengar57 said:
ShyHo: Those, you can't hide from.
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"No!" Baby Ashley says. She crawls into a corner. "Make go away!"
 
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alexxxela said:
"We have a lot," Red says. He then sees E-Ashley eating the rock. "Let's try it now."

"No!" Baby Ashley says. She crawls into a corner. "Make go away!"
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(ShyHo touches Baby Ashley's head, causing positive thoughts to shower through her head.
 
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