I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: It’s a beautiful day, should we go out for a walk?
Lenna: That sounds lovely. Yes, I will go with you. (They go out for a walk)
ShyHo: Someone might call me.

Someone calls him. "Come back," a childish voice says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

E-Ashley keeps crying. Red drags her into the building, and Lucas Baker comes out in disguise. "I'm Dr. Baker. You must be here for her," he says.

E-Ashley looks at him, recognizes him, and then hides in the corner of the room. "GO AWAY!"

Dust Bunny: He won't hurt you, Ashley... (He allows her room for the moment) Hi, Dr. Baker. She has some serious problems. She eats things she's not supposed to, changes mood spontaneously, and has some kind of fascination with pain. We can't take her to conventional physicians or psychiatrists. We saw an ad for your clinic in the paper, and seeing as how she's a so-called E-series, we thought you could help.
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... Mario wakes up in Gianni's shack. He jumps in a fright, and throws a fireball at Gianni, who evades it. The fireball reaches the floor and causes a rapidly intensifying flame. Gianni races to extinguish the fire, but not quickly enough. Mario and Gianni exit the shack. As they watch the shack burn in the crackling inferno, there is a moment of silence.

Gianni: Thanks, sir! That was the only thing I had left!

Mario: I am sorry. I was seeing the mud pigs!

Gianni: Couldn't you have seen them at a better time? All of my belongings were in there!

Mario: Sorry, sorry, sorry!

Within minutes, mud pigs line the street in front of the shack, putting out the flames by choking it with their muddy, nasal ejections .

Mud pig: Gianni, you never... (long snort)... listen! (Churning noises are heard in a number of the pigs' snouts as they prepare to unleash another volley of mud balls upon Mario in concert)...

Gianni: Stop! (Reaches his hands out) It was an accident. He freaked out.

Mud pig: Why should we stop? We have nothing to lose by getting rid of him, except a hazard.

Snore (a mud pig with a top hat.): Let him have it, fellas!

Gianni: Just leave him alone! I'll do ten more acts with no pay if you just show some decency for a change !

Mario: Acts?

Snore: (Snort) Herm... (Snort)... Well... Okay... but if he gets out of line just once, he's finished!... Let's go practice for our next show, everyone, but keep your eyes and snouts peeled!... (They and Gianni walk away)

Mario: (Goomberg's voice is heard: Your answer is here...) Wait, uh, Gianni (grabs his arm). What is this about acts? Are you in show business?

Gianni: (Freeing himself of Mario's grasp) Circus (says he succinctly).

Mario: May I come see?

Gianni: Knock yourself out. There isn't much to see though... (They head for a big top, where a troupe of performers practice...)

Even as they spoke, a few, who had been watching them since Mario came, talk amongst themselves in covert...

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Someone calls him. "Come back," a childish voice says.

ShyHo: Who are you?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: He won't hurt you, Ashley... (He allows her room for the moment) Hi, Dr. Baker. She has some serious problems. She eats things she's not supposed to, changes mood spontaneously, and has some kind of fascination with pain. We can't take her to conventional physicians or psychiatrists. We saw an ad for your clinic in the paper, and seeing as how she's a so-called E-series, we thought you could help.

E-Ashley cries more as Lucas gets closer to her. "You'll need this," he says, handing a chemical in a syringe to him. "$50 a vial."

ShyHo: Who are you?

"It Kaito," Kaito says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

E-Ashley cries more as Lucas gets closer to her. "You'll need this," he says, handing a chemical in a syringe to him. "$50 a vial."

"It Kaito," Kaito says.

ShyHo: Oh, hi, Kaito. What’s up?

 

[Doc Monocle]

E-Ashley cries more as Lucas gets closer to her. "You'll need this," he says, handing a chemical in a syringe to him. "$50 a vial."

"It Kaito," Kaito says.

Dust Bunny: Um... (searches himself)... Just a moment... Where is... Hold on... (Reaches into the bucket for his wallet)... Sorry, we dust wads are always losing our valuables!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

E-Ashley cries more as Lucas gets closer to her. "You'll need this," he says, handing a chemical in a syringe to him. "$50 a vial."

"It Kaito," Kaito says.

(ShyHo and Lenna go back to Peach’s Castle)

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Um... (searches himself)... Just a moment... Where is... Hold on... (Reaches into the bucket for his wallet)... Sorry, we dust wads are always losing our valuables!

"The first vial is free, but you'll need plenty more," Lucas says. He gives him the vial and brings out a case of more. E-Ashley runs over to him and bites him. "Ow, you little ****!" he yells. He then pulls away and quickly resumes his fake professional manner. "Er, sorry."

(ShyHo and Lenna go back to Peach’s Castle)

Kaito toddles over to them. "Hewwo."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"The first vial is free, but you'll need plenty more," Lucas says. He gives him the vial and brings out a case of more. E-Ashley runs over to him and bites him. "Ow, you little ****!" he yells. He then pulls away and quickly resumes his fake professional manner. "Er, sorry."

Kaito toddles over to them. "Hewwo."

Lenna: Hello, Kaito. Is there anything you would like?

 

[Doc Monocle]

(ShyHo and Lenna go back to Peach’s Castle)

<I am somewhat confused. Where are they at this moment? Did they go to Kaito, or did Kaito come to Peach's too?>

"The first vial is free, but you'll need plenty more," Lucas says. He gives him the vial and brings out a case of more. E-Ashley runs over to him and bites him. "Ow, you little ****!" he yells. He then pulls away and quickly resumes his fake professional manner. "Er, sorry."

Kaito toddles over to them. "Hewwo."

Dust Bunny: Thanks, doctor. Are there any rules about its use?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

<I am somewhat confused. Where are they at this moment? Did they go to Kaito, or did Kaito come to Peach's too?>



Dust Bunny: Thanks, doctor. Are there any rules about its use?

<They wen to go see Kaito at Peach’s Castle>

 

[Doc Monocle]

(ShyHo and Lenna go back to Peach’s Castle)

When they arrive, they find Peach terrorized by a swarm of giant wasps. She swats at some with her parasol, but they are so large, that she cannot but run.

Peach: Look out!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

When they arrive, they find Peach terrorized by a swarm of giant wasps. She swats at some with her parasol, but they are so large, that she cannot but run.

Peach: Look out!

(Lenna casts Blizzaga on the swarm)
<Blizzaga is a powerful ice spell from Final Fantasy>
Lenna: That should take care of them.

 

[Doc Monocle]

(Lenna casts Blizzaga on the swarm)
<Blizzaga is a powerful ice spell from Final Fantasy>
Lenna: That should take care of them.

Peach: Thanks a ton! That's the fifth time this week. It seems like these bugs are getting larger and larger.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Peach: Thanks a ton! That's the fifth time this week. It seems like these bugs are getting larger and larger.

Lenna: We are going to see Kaito. I would have used Mini, but the insects still would have been able to sting you.
ShyHo: Where’s Kaito?

 

[alexxxela]

<I am somewhat confused. Where are they at this moment? Did they go to Kaito, or did Kaito come to Peach's too?>



Dust Bunny: Thanks, doctor. Are there any rules about its use?

"Don't use it too much, or it'll make her sick, or whatever," Lucas says. "Now scram!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Lenna: We are going to see Kaito. I would have used Mini, but the insects still would have been able to sting you.
ShyHo: Where’s Kaito?

Peach: Toad was playing with him around back when I last saw them.

"Don't use it too much, or it'll make her sick, or whatever," Lucas says. "Now scram!"

Dust Bunny comes out with Red as the door shuts behind them.

Dust Bunny: Wow, that was... odd. (Looks at the syringe) Do you feel funny about this?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Peach: Toad was playing with him around back when I last saw them.

(ShyHo and Lenna head to the back)
Toad: Hey.
Lenna: We are here for Kaito.
ShyHo: There he is!

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny comes out with Red as the door shuts behind them.

Dust Bunny: Wow, that was... odd. (Looks at the syringe) Do you feel funny about this?

"No idea. He had a fancy looking certificate on the wall, so I trust him," Red says. "Let's go home."

Lucas calls Dr. Humphries. "I met them. The syringe I gave them has a tracking device. E-002 has been as bad as ever, so I doubt you want her back."

"We'll continue observing her, for now...." Dr. Humphries says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"No idea. He had a fancy looking certificate on the wall, so I trust him," Red says. "Let's go home."

Lucas calls Dr. Humphries. "I met them. The syringe I gave them has a tracking device. E-002 has been as bad as ever, so I doubt you want her back."

"We'll continue observing her, for now...." Dr. Humphries says.

ShyHo: Kaito, how are you?

 

[Doc Monocle]

(ShyHo and Lenna head to the back)
Toad: Hey.
Lenna: We are here for Kaito.
ShyHo: There he is!

Peach: Watch the daffodilpickles ! (cautioning them as they move)

"No idea. He had a fancy looking certificate on the wall, so I trust him," Red says. "Let's go home."

Lucas calls Dr. Humphries. "I met them. The syringe I gave them has a tracking device. E-002 has been as bad as ever, so I doubt you want her back."

"We'll continue observing her, for now...." Dr. Humphries says.

Dust Bunny: I guess we can use it any time then. Let's save it for a 'rainy day.'

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Kaito, how are you?

"Kaito happy!" Kaito says, throwing a ball at Toad.

Dust Bunny: I guess we can use it any time then. Let's save it for a 'rainy day.'

They go home, the teleportation scaring E-Ashley again and making her hide in the closet. "No more disappearing!"

E-Ashley II wakes up and looks around. "Where are we?"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Kaito happy!" Kaito says, throwing a ball at Toad.

They go home, the teleportation scaring E-Ashley again and making her hide in the closet. "No more disappearing!"

E-Ashley II wakes up and looks around. "Where are we?"

ShyHo: Why’d you wanna see us?

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Kaito happy!" Kaito says, throwing a ball at Toad.

They go home, the teleportation scaring E-Ashley again and making her hide in the closet. "No more disappearing!"

E-Ashley II wakes up and looks around. "Where are we?"

Dust Bunny: It's nothing to be scared of, Ashley... Well, perhaps we should just travel on foot when she's with us from now on, Red.

<I have to go shortly, so I shall be safe, and make this my last response for the moment.>

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Why’d you wanna see us?

"Wanna pway wif you," Kaito says.

Dust Bunny: It's nothing to be scared of, Ashley... Well, perhaps we should just travel on foot when she's with us from now on, Red.

<I have to go shortly, so I shall be safe, and make this my last response for the moment.>

"Probably," Red agrees. E-Ashley cries and curls up in a ball.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Wanna pway wif you," Kaito says.

"Probably," Red agrees. E-Ashley cries and curls up in a ball.

ShyHo: What do you wanna play?

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: What do you wanna play?

"Ball," Kaito says, throwing it at ShyHo.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Ball," Kaito says, throwing it at ShyHo.

(ShyHo catches it and throws it back to Kaito)

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo catches it and throws it back to Kaito)

Kaito throws it back. "Kaito hungwy."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Kaito throws it back. "Kaito hungwy."

(Lenna and ShyHo bring him into the kitchen)
ShyHo: What would you like to eat?

 

[alexxxela]

(Lenna and ShyHo bring him into the kitchen)
ShyHo: What would you like to eat?

"Want candy," Kaito says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Want candy," Kaito says.

Lenna: Candy isn’t exactly the healthiest choice to eat right now. How about some vegetables?

 

[alexxxela]

Lenna: Candy isn’t exactly the healthiest choice to eat right now. How about some vegetables?

"Veggies are yucky!" Kaito whines.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Veggies are yucky!" Kaito whines.

ShyHo: How about some delicious steak?

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: How about some delicious steak?

"Human steak!" Kaito says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Human steak!" Kaito says.

ShyHo: No. Peach doesn’t keep that. How about a nice juicy pork roast?

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: No. Peach doesn’t keep that. How about a nice juicy pork roast?

"No! Human steak!" Kaito whines. He then bites Lenna.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"No! Human steak!" Kaito whines. He then bites Lenna.

Lenna: Ow! What was that for?
(ShyHo gives him a pork roast that looks human)

 

[alexxxela]

Lenna: Ow! What was that for?
(ShyHo gives him a pork roast that looks human)

Kaito eats it. "Taste funny..."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Kaito eats it. "Taste funny..."

ShyHo: Human tastes funny. I’ve eaten it before. Is it good?