I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo shows E-Ashley what will happen to her if she drinks it)

"More pain! More pain!" E-Ashley says delightedly.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"More pain! More pain!" E-Ashley says delightedly.

(ShyHo gives E-Ashley some fruit juice disguised as dish soap)

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo gives E-Ashley some fruit juice disguised as dish soap)

E-Ashley drinks it. "Ashley wants pain!"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

E-Ashley drinks it. "Ashley wants pain!"

ShyHo: She has a sadomasochistic personality. (ShyHo shows her a video of a Doom II Let's Play)

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: She has a sadomasochistic personality. (ShyHo shows her a video of a Doom II Let's Play)

"Hurt Ashley like soap drinker!" E-Ashley says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Hurt Ashley like soap drinker!" E-Ashley says.

(ShyHo whips E-Ashley)

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo whips E-Ashley)

E-Ashley giggles. "More!"

"No! Stop!" Red exclaims. "She shouldn't be enjoying hurting herself!"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

E-Ashley giggles. "More!"

"No! Stop!" Red exclaims. "She shouldn't be enjoying hurting herself!"

ShyHo: Why not? I do, but only during you know what.

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Why not? I do, but only during you know what.

"Because it's bad for her! And she's way too young to be into- you know!" Red exclaims.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Because it's bad for her! And she's way too young to be into- you know!" Red exclaims.

ShyHo: Hear that? It’s not good for you to be hurting yourself.

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Hear that? It’s not good for you to be hurting yourself.

E-Ashley starts crying. "She can't always get her way," Red says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

E-Ashley starts crying. "She can't always get her way," Red says.

ShyHo: I don’t want her here again. She’s obviously very dangerous, and Lenna told me she threw up a weird mold.

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Hear that? You can't always get your way.

E-Ashley cries more and bites ShyHo. "I have to treat her like a baby because she's so unpredictable," Red says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

E-Ashley cries more and bites ShyHo. "I have to treat her like a baby because she's so unpredictable," Red says.

ShyHo: Want some candy?

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Want some candy?

"Don't reward her," Red says. "How would you treat Baby Ashley in this situation?"

"I GONNA POTTY ON THE FLOOR AGAIN IF YOU DON'T GIVE ASHLEY SOAP!" E-Ashley screams.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Don't reward her," Red says. "How would you treat Baby Ashley in this situation?"

"I GONNA POTTY ON THE FLOOR AGAIN IF YOU DON'T GIVE ASHLEY SOAP!" E-Ashley screams.

ShyHo: (Whispering in Red's ear) It's reverse psychology! Okay! I'll give you soap! (He gives her fruit juice that tastes like soap)

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: (Whispering in Red's ear) It's reverse psychology! Okay! I'll give you soap! (He gives her fruit juice that tastes like soap)

E-Ashley spits it out at ShyHo. "Yucky! Don't give it to Ashley!"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

E-Ashley spits it out at ShyHo. "Yucky! Don't give it to Ashley!"

ShyHo: That’s what dish soap tastes like. Did you like it?

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: That’s what dish soap tastes like. Did you like it?

"NO! NEVER GIVE IT TO ASHLEY AGAIN!" E-Ashley shouts.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"NO! NEVER GIVE IT TO ASHLEY AGAIN!" E-Ashley shouts.

ShyHo: Alright. I promise I will never make you eat dish soap again.

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Alright. I promise I will never make you eat dish soap again.

E-Ashley stops crying. "I need potty now."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

E-Ashley stops crying. "I need potty now."

ShyHo: Go ahead. I won’t watch. (ShyHo puts his hands over his eyes)

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Go ahead. I won’t watch. (ShyHo puts his hands over his eyes)

E-Ashley does it, but she doesn't have a diaper on. "Uh oh," Red says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

E-Ashley does it, but she doesn't have a diaper on. "Uh oh," Red says.

(The Serv-Bots clean it up and diaper E-Ashley)

 

[alexxxela]

(The Serv-Bots clean it up and diaper E-Ashley)

E-Ashley hits one of them and giggles.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

E-Ashley hits one of them and giggles.

(The Serv-Bot feels nothing)

 

[alexxxela]

(The Serv-Bot feels nothing)

E-Ashley hugs ShyHo and looks up at him innocently.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

E-Ashley hugs ShyHo and looks up at him innocently.

ShyHo: What's up?

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: What's up?

"Ashley Ashley Ashley...." E-Ashley mumbles. She then walks away mumbling that.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Ashley Ashley Ashley...." E-Ashley mumbles. She then walks away mumbling that.

ShyHo: Go home with her and get some rest.
Lenna: ShyHo, is everything alright?
ShyHo: Yes.

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Go home with her and get some rest.
Lenna: ShyHo, is everything alright?
ShyHo: Yes.

"NOT LEAVING!" E-Ashley screams suddenly.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"NOT LEAVING!" E-Ashley screams suddenly.

ShyHo: Can you go with Red? (ShyHo gets into bed with Lenna and goes to sleep, inching closer to her)

 

[Doc Monocle]

<That pause seems to be what was needed. I am ready to resume.>

In the land of the mud pigs, Mario sneaks into a village by hiding in a truck loaded with hay bales being delivered. After the truck enters the village, Mario jumps out while it is yet moving. He dusts himself off, looking to see if anyone noticed him. They did...

Mud pig: (Snorts. Speaks in a nasal voice) Foreigner!

Word spreads rapidly, as dozens of other mud pigs snort before reiterating "Foreigner!" They unanimously, silently, and quickly agree on the best course of action-- bombard the pudgy plumber with balls consisting of clay freshly mixed with water and food-stuffs in their snouts.

Mario: Yee-yey...Aah! (Collapses under the overwhelming barrage. He is eventually buried)

Mud pig: (Snort) That'll teach ya!

Through the moist heap is nothing heard, and the mud pigs draw closer. Suddenly, a young lad comes and clears them all away. He came running when he beheld the hostile greeting.

Mud pig: There he goes again! (Snort) Stop it, Gianni! Don't you know how dangerous outsiders are?

Gianni, ignoring the mud pig, digs through the pile...
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< KingBooGengar57 , alexxxela , I can pick up from any scenes of your choosing. However, it may be best if I took more time per post, on average, to minimize the occurrence of 'burnout' and 'desperate blunders' on my part, and to allow more thinking time, so do not hold yourselves up in waiting on me. >

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Can you go with Red? (ShyHo gets into bed with Lenna and goes to sleep, inching closer to her)

E-Ashley storms into their room."ASHLEY ISN'T LEAVING!"

<That pause seems to be what was needed. I am ready to resume.>

In the land of the mud pigs, Mario sneaks into a village by hiding in a truck loaded with hay bales being delivered. After the truck enters the village, Mario jumps out while it is yet moving. He dusts himself off, looking to see if anyone noticed him. They did...

Mud pig: (Snorts. Speaks in a nasal voice) Foreigner!

Word spreads rapidly, as dozens of other mud pigs snort before reiterating "Foreigner!" They unanimously, silently, and quickly agree on the best course of action-- bombard the pudgy plumber with balls consisting of clay freshly mixed with water and food-stuffs in their snouts.

Mario: Yee-yey...Aah! (Collapses under the overwhelming barrage. He is eventually buried)

Mud pig: (Snort) That'll teach ya!

Through the moist heap is nothing heard, and the mud pigs draw closer. Suddenly, a young lad comes and clears them all away. He came running when he beheld the hostile greeting.

Mud pig: There he goes again! (Snort) Stop it, Gianni! Don't you know how dangerous outsiders are?

Gianni, ignoring the mud pig, digs through the pile...
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< KingBooGengar57 , alexxxela , I can pick up from any scenes of your choosing. However, it may be best if I took more time per post, on average, to minimize the occurrence of 'burnout' and 'desperate blunders' on my part, and to allow more thinking time, so do not hold yourselves up in waiting on me. >

Red manages to get E-Ashley home. He turns to Dust Bunny. "I tried to get ShyHo's help in preventing her from drinking dish soap, but it didn't go so well."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

E-Ashley storms into their room."ASHLEY ISN'T LEAVING!"

Red manages to get E-Ashley home. He turns to Dust Bunny. "I tried to get ShyHo's help in preventing her from drinking dish soap, but it didn't go so well."

(An elite Serv-Bot picks E-Ashley up and puts her out the door as ShyHo and Lenna wake up)
ShyHo: What should we do today?
Lenna: I do not know, perhaps we could go on a date night?

 

[Doc Monocle]

E-Ashley storms into their room."ASHLEY ISN'T LEAVING!"

Red manages to get E-Ashley home. He turns to Dust Bunny. "I tried to get ShyHo's help in preventing her from drinking dish soap, but it didn't go so well."

Dust Bunny: Dish soap (places his hand on his mouth)? She didn't get a hold of it did she? This is serious! Let's get her to that Dr. Baker.
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...Gianni clears the moist pile off of Mario, who is now filthy, and unconscious.

Gianni: Where are your manners!?

Mud pig: Don't lecture us! Don't you remember what happened the last time?

Gianni: But this is different now! Things have been more peaceful.

Another mud pig: Here we go with the (exaggerative voice) 'can we keep him?'

Gianni: It's the least we can do. You just attacked him for no reason! (After the mud pigs shake their heads and mutter various expressions of scorn, they go about their business... Some of them do anyway. Gianni drags Mario to his makeshift shack near the edge of the village)...

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Dish soap (places his hand on his mouth)? She didn't get a hold of it did she? This is serious! Let's get her to that Dr. Baker.

"We tricked her into drinking berry juice, but once she found out what would happen to her if she drank dish soap, she loved the idea of being in pain from it," Red says. "We need to get her help fast."

He takes a bucket of dust and E-Ashley's hand, and teleports outside of the office. E-Ashley cries and throws herself to the ground, confused about the teleportation. "Wh-where mansion go?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"We tricked her into drinking berry juice, but once she found out what would happen to her if she drank dish soap, she loved the idea of being in pain from it," Red says. "We need to get her help fast."

He takes a bucket of dust and E-Ashley's hand, and teleports outside of the office. E-Ashley cries and throws herself to the ground, confused about the teleportation. "Wh-where mansion go?"

Dust Bunny: (Rising from the bucket) It's okay. We... took a shortcut to get you here.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: (Rising from the bucket) It's okay. We... took a shortcut to get you here.

E-Ashley keeps crying. Red drags her into the building, and Lucas Baker comes out in disguise. "I'm Dr. Baker. You must be here for her," he says.

E-Ashley looks at him, recognizes him, and then hides in the corner of the room. "GO AWAY!"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

ShyHo: It’s a beautiful day, should we go out for a walk?
Lenna: That sounds lovely. Yes, I will go with you. (They go out for a walk)
ShyHo: Someone might call me.