I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[KingBooGengar57]

The needle makes E-Ashley cry, but she takes the rock out of her mouth. "It kinda worked," Red says.

"See Wenna," Baby Ashley says.

Lenna: Hello, ShyHo, how is everything going?
ShyHo: Baby Ashley wants to see you.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Let's keep a close eye. That Dr. Baker never said anything about side effects.

E-Ashley hugs her knees, looking miserable. "She's still unhappy," Red says.

Lenna: Hello, ShyHo, how is everything going?
ShyHo: Baby Ashley wants to see you.

"Hi Wenna," Baby Ashley says. "I singing."

 

[Doc Monocle]

E-Ashley hugs her knees, looking miserable. "She's still unhappy," Red says.

"Hi Wenna," Baby Ashley says. "I singing."

Dust Bunny: What's wrong, Ashley? Don't you feel a little better?
------------

... Mario finds Snore sniffing piles of money.

Mario: Snore, you cold, filthy, greedy swine!

Snore: Eh?

Mario: You endanger lives and well-being of children so you can profit!

Snore: I did no such thing.

Mario: Gianni I am talking about (slams his hands on Snore's desk while his face loosens.) Well, I do think Gianni is amazing for having lived so long doing the same deadly routine, and it was a spectacular show, but that's not the point!

Snore: Look, friend, Gianni came to me. He had nothing, except raw talent. I gave him two things-- spotlight, and applause beyond what any twelve-year old could ask for-- and he gave me one thing-- Oodles of cash. Now if you want to hold up a sign in protest outside, be my guest. See what happens to you.

Mario: I...

Snore: Sh-sh... ya hear that?

Mario: No.

Snore: Then tell me when you do. Office closed!...

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: What's wrong, Ashley? Don't you feel a little better?

"Don't feel like Ashley anymore," E-Ashley says, rocking herself. "Don't want to eat soap anymore...."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Don't feel like Ashley anymore," E-Ashley says, rocking herself. "Don't want to eat soap anymore...."

<What is the plan for E-Ashley at this point?>

Dust Bunny: Eating soap doesn't make you Ashley... Come. You like scented food? Let's get the most aromatic pastries imaginable. You don't need to eat dangerous objects. There's a ton of legitimate food items that can satisfy any craving.

 

[alexxxela]

<What is the plan for E-Ashley at this point?>

Dust Bunny: Eating soap doesn't make you Ashley... Come. You like scented food? Let's get the most aromatic pastries imaginable. You don't need to eat dangerous objects. There's a ton of legitimate food items that can satisfy any craving.

<Not sure yet. Just continuing like this>
"But Ashley likes food that isn't food. Food that makes Ashley hurt," E-Ashley says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

<Not sure yet. Just continuing like this>
"But Ashley likes food that isn't food. Food that makes Ashley hurt," E-Ashley says.

Dust Bunny: Red, I think it's time we call in the big guns.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Red, I think it's time we call in the big guns.

"What do you mean?" Red asks.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"What do you mean?" Red asks.

Dust Bunny: I dunno. I felt like saying it.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: I dunno. I felt like saying it.

"She must be hurting a lot inside if she wants to feel pain," Red says. E-Ashley crawls over to a rotting groundhog carcass and starts eating it. "Do you think......do you think she wants to kill herself?"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

E-Ashley hugs her knees, looking miserable. "She's still unhappy," Red says.

"Hi Wenna," Baby Ashley says. "I singing."

Lenna: That's good. Are you ready for bed?

 

[Doc Monocle]

"She must be hurting a lot inside if she wants to feel pain," Red says. E-Ashley crawls over to a rotting groundhog carcass and starts eating it. "Do you think......do you think she wants to kill herself?"

Dust Bunny: I doubt it. She hasn't been exposed to enough for that. Besides, she barely knows her head from a head of cabbage.

 

[alexxxela]

Lenna: That's good. Are you ready for bed?

Baby Ashley nods. "I have a secwet too."

Dust Bunny: I doubt it. She hasn't been exposed to enough for that. Besides, she barely knows her head from a head of cabbage.

"Maybe she doesn't know it, but she is pretty miserable. I think we should actually try to get to know her, and get her to trust us," Red says. "It'll probably take a long time, but I bet with some love and care she'll warm right up! She doesn't seem mean-spirited at all, just confused, so maybe we really can help her."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Baby Ashley nods. "I have a secwet too."

"Maybe she doesn't know it, but she is pretty miserable. I think we should actually try to get to know her, and get her to trust us," Red says. "It'll probably take a long time, but I bet with some love and care she'll warm right up! She doesn't seem mean-spirited at all, just confused, so maybe we really can help her."

(Lenna bathes Baby Ashley, gets her dressed in her pajamas and then puts her in the crib)

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley nods. "I have a secwet too."

"Maybe she doesn't know it, but she is pretty miserable. I think we should actually try to get to know her, and get her to trust us," Red says. "It'll probably take a long time, but I bet with some love and care she'll warm right up! She doesn't seem mean-spirited at all, just confused, so maybe we really can help her."

Dust Bunny: Yeah, that's what we should do, but I'm just thinking about how many Ashleys there are, and what they all have in common. I need to get back to helping the real Ashley. That was my original mission.

 

[alexxxela]

(Lenna bathes Baby Ashley, gets her dressed in her pajamas and then puts her in the crib)

"Night night," Baby Ashley says. "Wead me a bedtime stowwy."

Dust Bunny: Yeah, that's what we should do, but I'm just thinking about how many Ashleys there are, and what they all have in common. I need to get back to helping the real Ashley. That was my original mission.

"The real Ashley is with Sarah, and Baby Ashley is with ShyHo and Lenna, so they're fine," Red says. "We need to focus on E-Ashley, because she's the worst of all of them."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Night night," Baby Ashley says. "Wead me a bedtime stowwy."

"The real Ashley is with Sarah, and Baby Ashley is with ShyHo and Lenna, so they're fine," Red says. "We need to focus on E-Ashley, because she's the worst of all of them."

(Lenna reads her "Jack and the Beanstalk"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Night night," Baby Ashley says. "Wead me a bedtime stowwy."

"The real Ashley is with Sarah, and Baby Ashley is with ShyHo and Lenna, so they're fine," Red says. "We need to focus on E-Ashley, because she's the worst of all of them."

Dust Bunny: Basically, the only things we can do for her is take non-food items away, and inject her with Baker knows what. Can we lock her in a room for the rest of her life? No, but if we take our eyes off of her, she falls into all kinds of evil, and look at the bags under my eyes. You have to be pretty sleepy yourself.

 

[alexxxela]

(Lenna reads her "Jack and the Beanstalk"

Baby Ashley falls asleep in the middle of the story.

Dust Bunny: Basically, the only things we can do for her is take non-food items away, and inject her with Baker knows what. Can we lock her in a room for the rest of her life? No, but if we take our eyes off of her, she falls into all kinds of evil, and look at the bags under my eyes. You have to be pretty sleepy yourself.

"I am," Red says, yawning. "But treating her badly will only make her behavior worse. Let's put her to bed, and try to talk to her."

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley falls asleep in the middle of the story.

"I am," Red says, yawning. "But treating her badly will only make her behavior worse. Let's put her to bed, and try to talk to her."

Dust Bunny goes upstairs and tucks her in.

Dust Bunny: Okay, Ashley, water's over here, and a dark, moist incubator is over there. One last bedtime story?

<I am stepping away. I might or might not be back later.>

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny goes upstairs and tucks her in.

Dust Bunny: Okay, Ashley, water's over here, and a dark, moist incubator is over there. One last bedtime story?

<I am stepping away. I might or might not be back later.>

<I'm going to bed. See you tomorrow>

"Another one!" E-Ashley says happily. Red strokes her hair and gives her a stuffed animal.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Baby Ashley falls asleep in the middle of the story.

"I am," Red says, yawning. "But treating her badly will only make her behavior worse. Let's put her to bed, and try to talk to her."

(Lenna leaves the room and goes to bed with ShyHo)

 

[alexxxela]

(Lenna leaves the room and goes to bed with ShyHo)

Baby Ashley cries in the middle of the night.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Baby Ashley cries in the middle of the night.

ShyHo: What's up?

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: What's up?

"Bad dweam!" Baby Ashley cries, lifting her arms up.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Bad dweam!" Baby Ashley cries, lifting her arms up.

(ShyHo picks Baby Ashley up and puts her in the playpen in his room with her bottle and toys)

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo picks Baby Ashley up and puts her in the playpen in his room with her bottle and toys)

Baby Ashley doesn't fall back asleep and keeps crying all night.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Baby Ashley doesn't fall back asleep and keeps crying all night.

(ShyHo sticks a pacifier in Baby Ashley's mouth and goes to sleep)

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo sticks a pacifier in Baby Ashley's mouth and goes to sleep)

Baby Ashley sucks on it and cries silently.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Baby Ashley sucks on it and cries silently.

(ShyHo and Lenna wake up the next morning)
Lenna: She's been crying all night. Are you okay, Baby Ashley?

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo and Lenna wake up the next morning)
Lenna: She's been crying all night. Are you okay, Baby Ashley?

Baby Ashley doesn't answer. She's curled up in a ball and shaking.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Baby Ashley doesn't answer. She's curled up in a ball and shaking.

ShyHo: Wanna go see Kat and Ana?

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Wanna go see Kat and Ana?

Baby Ashley shakes her head. "Want Wenna."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Baby Ashley shakes her head. "Want Wenna."

ShyHo: Lenna's here.
Lenna: Come here, poor thing. (She picks Baby Ashley up)

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Lenna's here.
Lenna: Come here, poor thing. (She picks Baby Ashley up)

Baby Ashley rests her head on Lenna's shoulder and keeps shaking.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Baby Ashley rests her head on Lenna's shoulder and keeps shaking.

Lenna: Your heartbeat sounds quite fast. Perhaps some sleep will work.

 

[alexxxela]

Lenna: Your heartbeat sounds quite fast. Perhaps some sleep will work.

"No....If I sweep, nightmares will come back...." Baby Ashley says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"No....If I sweep, nightmares will come back...." Baby Ashley says.

(ShyHo and Lenna together cast a positive thoughts spell)

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo and Lenna together cast a positive thoughts spell)

It doesn't work. Baby Ashley whines and hugs Lenna tighter.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

It doesn't work. Baby Ashley whines and hugs Lenna tighter.

(ShyHo calls Kat and Ana)
ShyHo: Wanna come see Baby Ashley?