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I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

Doc Monocle

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<I'm going to bed. See you tomorrow>

"Another one!" E-Ashley says happily. Red strokes her hair and gives her a stuffed animal.
Dust Bunny: Okay. This one's about Anger Badger. Once upon a time, in a hole in the ground, there lived a badger named... Well, some titles and introductions don't leave you with much. Now, Anger was angry because he wanted to travel, experience the world, expand his learning, try new things, and so on, but a snake named Crucible came and chained his neck to a wall while he was sleeping, and stole all of his things. Anger was stuck in his hole year after year, only coming out to chase people away from his hole. His temper became so bad, he would hurt his teeth clenching them. However, he eventually gave up, and began to resent the outside world silently. Soon, there came a Pigeon named Courier, who met Crucible and saw the stolen wares while travelling to Anger's hole. "Why the long face?" Courier said.
"A thief came and stole everything of value!" Anger replied. "Value?" asked Courier... (Uses hands to represent a conversation) "Yes, you heard me-- value. V-A-L-U-E!"... "Well, how do you know?"... "Because I saw him, silly!"... "Can you prove it?"... Anger gazed at Courier with a suspicious stare. "I can't prove that he stole! Look at me!" Anger cried as he pointed to his chains... "You don't need to prove that he stole anything, because I already know, but you can still prove your statement."... "What do you mean by that?" ... Ummmmm... I forget how the rest of the story went. Hehe.
 

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ShyHo: I’ll tell you what, maybe me and Lenna can take you back to where they are.
"Okay...." Baby Ashley mumbles.
Dust Bunny: Okay. This one's about Anger Badger. Once upon a time, in a hole in the ground, there lived a badger named... Well, some titles and introductions don't leave you with much. Now, Anger was angry because he wanted to travel, experience the world, expand his learning, try new things, and so on, but a snake named Crucible came and chained his neck to a wall while he was sleeping, and stole all of his things. Anger was stuck in his hole year after year, only coming out to chase people away from his hole. His temper became so bad, he would hurt his teeth clenching them. However, he eventually gave up, and began to resent the outside world silently. Soon, there came a Pigeon named Courier, who met Crucible and saw the stolen wares while travelling to Anger's hole. "Why the long face?" Courier said.
"A thief came and stole everything of value!" Anger replied. "Value?" asked Courier... (Uses hands to represent a conversation) "Yes, you heard me-- value. V-A-L-U-E!"... "Well, how do you know?"... "Because I saw him, silly!"... "Can you prove it?"... Anger gazed at Courier with a suspicious stare. "I can't prove that he stole! Look at me!" Anger cried as he pointed to his chains... "You don't need to prove that he stole anything, because I already know, but you can still prove your statement."... "What do you mean by that?" ... Ummmmm... I forget how the rest of the story went. Hehe.
E-Ashley stares at Dust Bunny. "More?" she asks.

"No, it's bedtime now," Red says, shutting off the lights. "Goodnight...."

The next morning, Red wakes up. "Good morning, Ashley!" he says cheerfully. He then looks around. "She's gone!"
 

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"Okay...." Baby Ashley mumbles.

E-Ashley stares at Dust Bunny. "More?" she asks.

"No, it's bedtime now," Red says, shutting off the lights. "Goodnight...."

The next morning, Red wakes up. "Good morning, Ashley!" he says cheerfully. He then looks around. "She's gone!"
(ShyHo brings Baby Ashley back to Ashley’s house)
ShyHo: Hello?
 

Doc Monocle

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"Okay...." Baby Ashley mumbles.

E-Ashley stares at Dust Bunny. "More?" she asks.

"No, it's bedtime now," Red says, shutting off the lights. "Goodnight...."

The next morning, Red wakes up. "Good morning, Ashley!" he says cheerfully. He then looks around. "She's gone!"
Dust Bunny: What do you mean? (Looks in the room, finding only a patch of mold) Ashley? (Looks outside)... Ashley?... (Returns) We need a search, fast!
 

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Dust Bunny: What do you mean? (Looks in the room, finding only a patch of mold) Ashley? (Looks outside)... Ashley?... (Returns) We need a search, fast!
Red runs outside and follows more mold. He eventually finds E-Ashley behind a dead tree playing in her mold. "There she is," he says. E-Ashley doesn't look at him.
 

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ShyHo: Figures, hey, try stabbing me. Go ahead.
"That's against our code of honor. We cannot hurt anyone who hasn't done anything wrong," Kat says.
Dust Bunny: Ashley, we were looking all over for you! Please don't leave the mansion without saying something first.
"But I'm having so much fun!" E-Ashley whines, kicking her feet in a mold puddle.
 

Doc Monocle

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"That's against our code of honor. We cannot hurt anyone who hasn't done anything wrong," Kat says.

"But I'm having so much fun!" E-Ashley whines, kicking her feet in a mold puddle.
Dust Bunny: Well, be careful. There's a river nearby, and we don't want authorities coming after us for runoff pollution. That would be alot of explaining to do!
 

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"That's against our code of honor. We cannot hurt anyone who hasn't done anything wrong," Kat says.

"But I'm having so much fun!" E-Ashley whines, kicking her feet in a mold puddle.
(ShyHo stabs himself, revealing that he was made of logs, as the real ShyHo shows up and drops in)
ShyHo: I did a ninja thing!
 
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Dust Bunny: Well, be careful. There's a river nearby, and we don't want authorities coming after us for runoff pollution. That would be alot of explaining to do!
E-Ashley nods despite not understanding, and Red brings her inside. "What should we do with her now?"
(ShyHo stabs himself, revealing that he was made of logs, as the real ShyHo shows up and drops in)
ShyHo: I did a ninja thing!
"Cool!" Kat and Ana say at the same time.
 

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ShyHo: Are they teaching you guys that at ninja training?
"Sometimes," Kat says.

"We're not very good at it, though..." Ana says.
Dust Bunny: Board game anyone? Because I'm bored.
"I guess we could try teaching her to play," Red says. He picks Sorry off of a shelf and places it on a table.
 

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"Sometimes," Kat says.

"We're not very good at it, though..." Ana says.

"I guess we could try teaching her to play," Red says. He picks Sorry off of a shelf and places it on a table.
ShyHo: That’s because you don’t practice it. They should teach it to you more.
 

Doc Monocle

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"Sometimes," Kat says.

"We're not very good at it, though..." Ana says.

"I guess we could try teaching her to play," Red says. He picks Sorry off of a shelf and places it on a table.
Dust Bunny: I'm sorry, what's Sorry? Is it too Fa' removed from 'safari?' I heard of clothing called a 'sari.' If I play it, will I be sorry?
SO the Rules are wRitten, Yes?
 

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ShyHo: That’s because you don’t practice it. They should teach it to you more.
"I guess so," Kat says.
Dust Bunny: I'm sorry, what's Sorry? Is it too Fa' removed from 'safari?' I heard of clothing called a 'sari.' If I play it, will I be sorry?
SO the Rules are wRitten, Yes?
"It's....." Red reads him the rules, and they start playing. E-Ashley watches them and gets mad that she doesn't understand, and starts ripping the game apart.
 

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"I guess so," Kat says.

"It's....." Red reads him the rules, and they start playing. E-Ashley watches them and gets mad that she doesn't understand, and starts ripping the game apart.
ShyHo: Let's practice. Shall we?
 

Doc Monocle

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"I guess so," Kat says.

"It's....." Red reads him the rules, and they start playing. E-Ashley watches them and gets mad that she doesn't understand, and starts ripping the game apart.
Dust Bunny: $Phew, excellent timing!$ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! You weren't the one losing. What happened?
 
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"Okay," Ana says, and they practice.

"ASHLEY WANTS TO PLAY TOO!" E-Ashley yells, stomping on the pieces.
Dust Bunny: Calm Down! We don't destroy things because of how we feel. Red and I were just demonstrating how to play Sorry. We can play another game, but only after you apologize to Red for breaking his only way of placating Ashley-- 'Sorry!'
 

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ShyHo: Comin' at you, Kat! (He comes at her, preparing to strike)
Kat dodges, and ShyHo hits logs.
Dust Bunny: Calm Down! We don't destroy things because of how we feel. Red and I were just demonstrating how to play Sorry. We can play another game, but only after you apologize to Red for breaking his only way of placating Ashley-- 'Sorry!'
"S......s....." E-Ashley starts. She then starts crying and runs away.

"Well, there she goes," Red says.
 

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Kat dodges, and ShyHo hits logs.

"S......s....." E-Ashley starts. She then starts crying and runs away.

"Well, there she goes," Red says.
ShyHo: Wow, you're getting good. Your turn Ana! (ShyHo does the same thing to Ana)
 

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Kat dodges, and ShyHo hits logs.

"S......s....." E-Ashley starts. She then starts crying and runs away.

"Well, there she goes," Red says.
Dust Bunny follows Ashley.

Dust Bunny: Don't cry! I wasn't angry at you, but you can't damage other people's property when you're frustrated. Whenever you have an outburst, someone always pays the price. In this case, it's under twenty bucks, but that won't always be.
 

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ShyHo: Wow, you're getting good. Your turn Ana! (ShyHo does the same thing to Ana)
Ana dodges as well.
Dust Bunny follows Ashley.

Dust Bunny: Don't cry! I wasn't angry at you, but you can't damage other people's property when you're frustrated. Whenever you have an outburst, someone always pays the price. In this case, it's under twenty bucks, but that won't always be.
E-Ashley keeps crying and throws some mold at him. Red comes up. "Maybe she's just extra cranky today...She usually loves games," he says. "Hey, if I change you and give you a snack, will you calm down?"

E-Ashley throws him out of the room. "Oh no, not again...." Red groans, rubbing his head.
 

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Ana dodges as well.

E-Ashley keeps crying and throws some mold at him. Red comes up. "Maybe she's just extra cranky today...She usually loves games," he says. "Hey, if I change you and give you a snack, will you calm down?"

E-Ashley throws him out of the room. "Oh no, not again...." Red groans, rubbing his head.
ShyHo: Well done. How about the shuriken deck? (ShyHo takes out a bunch of shurikens and throws them in a column.)
 

Doc Monocle

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Ana dodges as well.

E-Ashley keeps crying and throws some mold at him. Red comes up. "Maybe she's just extra cranky today...She usually loves games," he says. "Hey, if I change you and give you a snack, will you calm down?"

E-Ashley throws him out of the room. "Oh no, not again...." Red groans, rubbing his head.
Dust Bunny spits out the mold thrown.

Dust Bunny: Ashley, Stop! You're not getting anything or going anywhere by carrying on like this! (He inspects for hazards and exits the room and locks the door to see if Red is alright.)
 

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ShyHo: Well done. How about the shuriken deck? (ShyHo takes out a bunch of shurikens and throws them in a column.)
Kat and Ana dodge them too.
Dust Bunny spits out the mold thrown.

Dust Bunny: Ashley, Stop! You're not getting anything or going anywhere by carrying on like this! (He inspects for hazards and exits the room and locks the door to see if Red is alright.)
"She'll break everything if you leave her in there!" Red says. E-Ashley screams and tears the door down.
 
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