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I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

Doc Monocle

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Kaito falls back asleep.

Neither of them touch their food. The time when Gunther usually comes home arrives, and Baby Ashley rushes to the door to greet him like she usually does, expecting him to come back. Ashley watches her sadly.
Sarah is about to say something, but fails for words. She takes their food and places it in the refrigerator. She is clueless about how to handle the situation, and very much feels that she is unable to help them for being in such distress herself. She goes into a closet to wail.
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Meanwhile, Wario arrives in his Waeroplane (made up), wearing a not-so-clever disguise-- a longcoat, brimmed hat, and snow goggles, none of which hide his heft, mustache, and short stature, the last of which is made more evident and ridiculous by the dragging coat tail and excess sleeve length-- to avoid detection by crowds now familiar with his unscrupulous ways (it somehow seems to be effective, but do not ask me why)... Wario calls a taxi and asks to be taken to the outskirts of the capital...
 

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Sarah is about to say something, but fails for words. She takes their food and places it in the refrigerator. She is clueless about how to handle the situation, and very much feels that she is unable to help them for being in such distress herself. She goes into a closet to wail.
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Meanwhile, Wario arrives in his Waeroplane (made up), wearing a not-so-clever disguise-- a longcoat, brimmed hat, and snow goggles, none of which hide his heft, mustache, and short stature, the last of which is made more evident and ridiculous by the dragging coat tail and excess sleeve length-- to avoid detection by crowds now familiar with his unscrupulous ways (it somehow seems to be effective, but do not ask me why)... Wario calls a taxi and asks to be taken to the outskirts of the capital...
Baby Ashley sits in front of the door for a long time. "Dada....." she mumbles. Ashley picks her up and rubs her back, tears streaming down her face.

".....You made him very happy, you know," Ashley says after a while. "He loved you very much....."

Eventually, the two go upstairs and into Sarah's room. Ashley hears Sarah crying, and she puts Baby Ashley in the opening of the door. "Mommy," Baby Ashley says.
 

Doc Monocle

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Baby Ashley sits in front of the door for a long time. "Dada....." she mumbles. Ashley picks her up and rubs her back, tears streaming down her face.

".....You made him very happy, you know," Ashley says after a while. "He loved you very much....."

Eventually, the two go upstairs and into Sarah's room. Ashley hears Sarah crying, and she puts Baby Ashley in the opening of the door. "Mommy," Baby Ashley says.

Sarah wipes her tears and forcefully restrains herself as she goes out to meet them, her eyes clearly irritated.

Sarah: Yes? (She tries to speak clearly and with normalcy, taking her notebook with her to keep up appearances.)
 
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Sarah wipes her tears and forcefully restrains herself as she goes out to meet them, her eyes clearly irritated.

Sarah: Yes? (She tries to speak clearly and with normalcy, taking her notebook with her to keep up appearances.)
Baby Ashley hugs her. "I wuv you, Mommy..." she says. Ashley comes in. "I brought her in here because I thought she could cheer you up." <gtg bye>
 

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Baby Ashley hugs her. "I wuv you, Mommy..." she says. Ashley comes in. "I brought her in here because I thought she could cheer you up." <gtg bye>
Sarah: (faintly smiling, she rubs the Ashleys' heads) I am alright... I am alright...

Wario, in the meantime, heads up the mountain to their home... (To be continued...)
 

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(Lenna puts Kaito in his crib and then sits next to ShyHo)
Kaito falls asleep and dreams about him eating ice cream.
Sarah: (faintly smiling, she rubs the Ashleys' heads) I am alright... I am alright...

Wario, in the meantime, heads up the mountain to their home... (To be continued...)
Both Ashleys lean forward in Sarah's hand, loving having their head rubbed. It makes Baby Ashley fall asleep, and Ashley hands her to Sarah. "I know you aren't alright, but that's okay. I supress my emotions all the time too...." she says.
 

Doc Monocle

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Kaito falls asleep and dreams about him eating ice cream.

Both Ashleys lean forward in Sarah's hand, loving having their head rubbed. It makes Baby Ashley fall asleep, and Ashley hands her to Sarah. "I know you aren't alright, but that's okay. I supress my emotions all the time too...." she says.
Sarah: Thank you (feeling slightly better. She hears Miguel knocking)... That must be Miguel. Let's not be late for school...

Opening the door to Miguel (who now knows of the tragedy), Sarah is met with gifts of consolation.

Miguel: I am again very sorry. I know your pain very deeply...

Sarah: Thank you.

Miguel: ... Ashley, it is time. Are you ready?...

After school, Sarah calls, and Miguel gives Ashley the phone. She is told that she can make one stop before coming back.

Miguel: Where to, Ashley?
 

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Sarah: Thank you (feeling slightly better. She hears Miguel knocking)... That must be Miguel. Let's not be late for school...

Opening the door to Miguel (who now knows of the tragedy), Sarah is met with gifts of consolation.

Miguel: I am again very sorry. I know your pain very deeply...

Sarah: Thank you.

Miguel: ... Ashley, it is time. Are you ready?...

After school, Sarah calls, and Miguel gives Ashley the phone. She is told that she can make one stop before coming back.

Miguel: Where to, Ashley?
"Toy store. I want to buy a new stuffed animal for Baby Ashley," Ashley says.
 

Doc Monocle

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"Toy store. I want to buy a new stuffed animal for Baby Ashley," Ashley says.
Miguel takes her there. As Ashley browses through a large basket, removing toys to see the extent, Miguel stands smiling delightfully... until... (THUD!) he is hit by a ball in the back of the head. He turns around to see the toddler from the library.

Miguel: You!...

Toddler: Troll!

Miguel: Why do you keep calling me a troll? What did I do to you?

Toddler: Mama said not to talk to trolls!

Miguel: She never said that!

Toddler: Mama, a troll is talking to me!

Miguel: That is it! Where is this mama of yours? She would spank you red! (The toddler throws her stuffed elephant at him)... Come here! (He moves toward her as she retreats, stopping momentarily to bring Ashley with him... )

He nears her position in time to see her disappear in a vat of colorful balls.

Miguel: You wait right here! (He dives in and awkwardly moves through the ocean of plastic balls, thrashing in it long after the child exited.)

After hearing about the child's 'worries,' parents throughout the store gather around the vat as Miguel struggles to free himself from it.

After an embarrassing scene, he explains himself, and Jenny, the child is punished by being told to give them her stuffed elephant that she threw earlier.
 

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Miguel takes her there. As Ashley browses through a large basket, removing toys to see the extent, Miguel stands smiling delightfully... until... (THUD!) he is hit by a ball in the back of the head. He turns around to see the toddler from the library.

Miguel: You!...

Toddler: Troll!

Miguel: Why do you keep calling me a troll? What did I do to you?

Toddler: Mama said not to talk to trolls!

Miguel: She never said that!

Toddler: Mama, a troll is talking to me!

Miguel: That is it! Where is this mama of yours? She would spank you red! (The toddler throws her stuffed elephant at him)... Come here! (He moves toward her as she retreats, stopping momentarily to bring Ashley with him... )

He nears her position in time to see her disappear in a vat of colorful balls.

Miguel: You wait right here! (He dives in and awkwardly moves through the ocean of plastic balls, thrashing in it long after the child exited.)

After hearing about the child's 'worries,' parents throughout the store gather around the vat as Miguel struggles to free himself from it.

After an embarrassing scene, he explains himself, and Jenny, the child is punished by being told to give them her stuffed elephant that she threw earlier.
Ashley picks up the stuffed elephant. "This will do," she says.

Meanwhile, Baby Ashley is once again running away from her sitter, who is trying to change her diaper. Baby Ashley locks herself in the basement and hears the mysterious voice again. She starts running towards it, the voice taking her farther into the darkness than before. She emerges in an ominous yet whimsical forest and sees her stuffed bunny. "Hello, Ashley!" it says. "Here's your present, like I promised." It gestures to a human corpse, and Baby Ashley squats down and eats it, getting lots of blood all over herself. Once she's done, she turns to the bunny again.

"My, what an appetite! Go home now, sweet child. I shall show you more of this place at another time," the rabbit says. Baby Ashley the runs back through the darkness and into the basement. She sees her stuffed bunny sitting next to the stairs, in a place she had not left it, and picks it up happily. The sitter bangs on the basement door, calling for her, but Baby Ashley ignores her and plays with her bunny on the floor.
 

Doc Monocle

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Ashley picks up the stuffed elephant. "This will do," she says.

Meanwhile, Baby Ashley is once again running away from her sitter, who is trying to change her diaper. Baby Ashley locks herself in the basement and hears the mysterious voice again. She starts running towards it, the voice taking her farther into the darkness than before. She emerges in an ominous yet whimsical forest and sees her stuffed bunny. "Hello, Ashley!" it says. "Here's your present, like I promised." It gestures to a human corpse, and Baby Ashley squats down and eats it, getting lots of blood all over herself. Once she's done, she turns to the bunny again.

"My, what an appetite! Go home now, sweet child. I shall show you more of this place at another time," the rabbit says. Baby Ashley the runs back through the darkness and into the basement. She sees her stuffed bunny sitting next to the stairs, in a place she had not left it, and picks it up happily. The sitter bangs on the basement door, calling for her, but Baby Ashley ignores her and plays with her bunny on the floor.
Wario, having finally made it to the porter residence, rings the doorbell repeatedly.

Wario: Hurry up! I've got places to be!
 

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Kaito falls asleep and dreams about him eating ice cream.

Both Ashleys lean forward in Sarah's hand, loving having their head rubbed. It makes Baby Ashley fall asleep, and Ashley hands her to Sarah. "I know you aren't alright, but that's okay. I supress my emotions all the time too...." she says.
(ShyHo and Lenna wake up)
 

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Wario: (Still in his strange outfit) I am Warren. You ordered a pizza. I am not Mona, but I deliver all the pizza. Have you heard of Mona Pizza? Pay for the stupid pizza! (shows a pizza box.)
"I didn't order a pizza...." the sitter says. She then realizes that Wario is probably up to something. "Tell me what you want or leave!"
 

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"I didn't order a pizza...." the sitter says. She then realizes that Wario is probably up to something. "Tell me what you want or leave!"
Wario: Wait, before you refuse the pizza, have a whiff... (opens the box. Inside is a monstrosity of a repugnant, foul-smelling disk with toppings of garlic, moldy cheese, spoiled meat... I would detail it further, but it is much too disgusting to explain in text!) The odor overwhelms the sitter, and she passes out. Wario uses the opportunity to search the house.)... Ashley? Where are you?...

He comes to find baby Ashley in the kitchen.

Wario: Hmmm... He snatches Baby Ashley and leaves a note demanding that Ashley meet him at the peak of the mountain.
 
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Wario: Wait, before you refuse the pizza, have a whiff... (opens the box. Inside is a monstrosity of a repugnant, foul-smelling disk with toppings of garlic, moldy cheese, spoiled meat... I would detail it further, but it is much too disgusting to explain in text!) The odor overwhelms the sitter, and she passes out. Wario uses the opportunity to search the house.)... Ashley? Where are you?...

He comes to find baby Ashley in the kitchen.

Wario: Hmmm... He snatches Baby Ashley and leaves a note demanding that Ashley meet him at the peak of the mountain.
Baby Ashley starts crying and smears the blood she's covered in over Wario's eyes, trying to distract him. Ashley comes home and sees the blood, sitter, and note. She frowns, wondering how Wario knew she was here. "Miguel, take me to the peak of the mountain," she says.
 

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Baby Ashley starts crying and smears the blood she's covered in over Wario's eyes, trying to distract him. Ashley comes home and sees the blood, sitter, and note. She frowns, wondering how Wario knew she was here. "Miguel, take me to the peak of the mountain," she says.
Miguel looks at the note...

Miguel: I cannot do that. We should call the police and wait for your mother to get back. That is best.
 

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"But I've gotta go! Wario has Baby Ashley!" Ashley says.

Kaito remains asleep.
Miguel: It is out of the question (reaches for his phone). I was hired to watch your safety. I could not do it...


Meanwhile, Wario, now at the peak, becomes fatigued by baby Ashley's struggling.

Wario: Okay, you little!... (places her upside down in a hole in the ground)... Enjoy it! It's your home until big Ashley gets here!
 

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Miguel: It is out of the question (reaches for his phone). I was hired to watch your safety. I could not do it...


Meanwhile, Wario, now at the peak, becomes fatigued by baby Ashley's struggling.

Wario: Okay, you little!... (places her upside down in a hole in the ground)... Enjoy it! It's your home until big Ashley gets here!
Ashley scowls and storms upstairs. She begins packing a bag with all the essentials: food, water, her stuffed bunny, etc, and waits for Miguel to move away from the front door.

Baby Ashley cries and climbs out of the hole. She then gives Wario the most hurt, innocent look that no man could resist.
(ShyHo and Lenna eat breakfast)
Kaito wakes up and joins them.
 

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Ashley scowls and storms upstairs. She begins packing a bag with all the essentials: food, water, her stuffed bunny, etc, and waits for Miguel to move away from the front door.

Baby Ashley cries and climbs out of the hole. She then gives Wario the most hurt, innocent look that no man could resist.

Kaito wakes up and joins them.
Lenna: Hello, Kaito, what would you like for breakfast?
 

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Ashley scowls and storms upstairs. She begins packing a bag with all the essentials: food, water, her stuffed bunny, etc, and waits for Miguel to move away from the front door.

Baby Ashley cries and climbs out of the hole. She then gives Wario the most hurt, innocent look that no man could resist.

Kaito wakes up and joins them.
Miguel wanders to the sliding door with the purpose of calling the police and Sarah .

Miguel: ...Yes, there has been an intrusion...
 

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Lenna: Hello, Kaito, what would you like for breakfast?
"Waffles," Kaito says, sitting down.
Miguel wanders to the sliding door with the purpose of calling the police and Sarah .

Miguel: ...Yes, there has been an intrusion...
Ashley sneaks past him and escapes. She then begins her journey to the mountain.

Baby Ashley tugs on Wario's sleeve. "W-WaWa?"
 

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"Waffles," Kaito says, sitting down.

Ashley sneaks past him and escapes. She then begins her journey to the mountain.

Baby Ashley tugs on Wario's sleeve. "W-WaWa?"
(ShyHo gives him waffles after tying a bib around his neck)
 
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