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Legend of Zelda If You Could Have One LoZ Item In Real Life, What Would It Be?

The Fail Tracer

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The Longshot. As a fan of Hazama from Blazblue (which I've been bringing up a lot, sorry), you can probably see why.




Having a Longshot in real life would be great fun as is, but adding a snakey head and painting the chains green and black would make it so much more awesome-feeling, even if it would be a bit overkill/killing the point of having a Zelda item.

Oh, and, shouting stuff like "Ouroboros!" and "LOOK AT MY SNAKE!" as I extend the chain would be just amazingly amusing.
 

Sünta

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I would say the hook shot, put that will probably break my hand upon impact, so I'll say the Roc's Cape.
 

Pega-pony Princess

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Since I've only played SS and TP, I'd have to say the digging mitts (or whatever they're called) to search for treasure and mess with people.
 

Crawfish

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Bottled bugs from oot, I'll be able to hack reality and acquire random things for no reason.
 

KingofPhantoms

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The Beetle from Skyward Sword. So I can easily retrieve things like fruits from trees, and objects from long distances without having to walk to it, etc.
 

Xatres

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I'm pretty sure having the Ocarina of Time would be the best thing ever. Slow down time, skip ahead, fast travel around the world, create random storms, put people to sleep, and wake them up. Also the variable uses for the Song of Healing. Can't be beat.
 

BoomToon

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Goron Mask all the way. Always loved rolling around Termina Field. I'd have to imagine that'd be really fun in real life.
 

XTheElegantShadowX

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Damn, only one? Very well...

I would choose the Ocarina, simply because of how many powers it possesses and because I like the idea of using music to control time, heal people's turmoil, transport myself from place to place, and so on. HOWEVER, I also count the Windwaker as a variant of the Ocarina, since they both serve similar purposes in their respective games. Therefore, I'll add control over the wind and tides to that list as well. =D
 

Loket

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So Im the only one who would take the wind waker, get storage in real life and **** **** up
 

TamaGoCrazy

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Fierce Deity mask, assuming that the same powers are transferable.

Although, it is undeniable that the empty bottle has the most practical uses, obviously.
 
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The Double Clawshot.
It's my favorite item in the Zelda universe! Besides, it can latch onto most things; that's awesome. Besides, why wouldn't you want something like this?
 

Shady Cicada

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I have an OoT themed ocarina but if it was magical, I think I'd be pretty damn happy, messing with weather and time n such haha :D
 

CrossbowPig

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I think I would need a beetle. I'd have waaaaay too much fun dropping fruit on people's heads from afar to even care that it's basically an RC helicopter.
DEATH FROM ABOVE!
 

Booster

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Triforce for one wish

Wish: I wish I could know what the roster for every Smash game that will ever exist!

Smash Bros in 2508 will finally let Ridley be playable. It took us half a millennium but we finally got him.
 

Toon link is 2cute!

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Longshot (i dont like the clawshots that much, maybe cause i dont like TP)
The beetle
The wind waker
Hover boots golden gauntlets
 
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the8thark

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I don't see much practical use in most items.
I do. I want the shovel. And by golly I can have a shovel in real life and it's mighty useful too.

Triforce for one wish

Wish: I wish I could know what the roster for every Smash game that will ever exist!

Smash Bros in 2508 will finally let Ridley be playable. It took us half a millennium but we finally got him.
You just got a lemon of a triforce. Ridley won't ever be a SSB PC.
 
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ShyGuy16

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Man what a hard choice... I'm torn between the tempered Golden Sword from Link to the Past or the ever satisfying Skull Hammer from Wind Waker.
 

LinkSword93

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My brain says Ocarina of Time.
My heart says BOMB MASK.
 
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